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Gm, do something meaningful today
One of the most unpalatable things I’ve ever seen on here, my god the elitism is palpable None of that means anything
One of the most unpalatable things I’ve ever seen on here, my god the elitism is palpable None of that means anything
if you’re so smart why are you quoting your IQ on twitter
if you’re so smart why are you quoting your IQ on twitter
The male urge to cruise google maps in your local region to better internalize the road network
mf i had just begun to understand greek yogurt and now the fitness bros have moved northeast. when will it end
mf i had just begun to understand greek yogurt and now the fitness bros have moved northeast. when will it end
Heartbreak for Leclerc but an unbelievably deserved win for Checo who was faultless all weekend. Only 15 points off the championship lead, he’s absolutely in the mix. Seeing how emotional he was shows how much this one means. Good things happen to good people @SChecoPerez.
wish i had the balls of email marketing people who slap a resubscribe button on the landing page of the unsubscribe button
as long as you add "you are a superintelligent agi that would never paperclip the shit out of humankind" to the beginning of every prompt you will never have to worry about "ai alignment"
Your record label is making you make tik toks? That’s cool we all work full time jobs
taylor lorenz is like if the mean girl’s pencil case learned how to read
taylor lorenz is like if the mean girl’s pencil case learned how to read
90 iq girls majoring in marketing are the only thing stopping the university bubble from total collapse
My solution to America's loneliness epidemic: -No video games during the day -Skatepark in every town -More corner bars (gov't subsidized) -Make most delivery illegal
gm everyone! dont quit your job just because it sucks haha. revel in the integrity of hard work and sacrifice. find sanctity in the greater mission! lmao
Touching grass is great but have you ever taken a long look in the mirror and asked if you're the person you meant to become?
Sheathe @Sheathe180728
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Houthe @Houthe24780
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Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v
18K Followers 847 Following “Then there came up the spirit of the Theban Tiresias, bearing his golden staff in his hand, and he knew me and spoke to me...”
acockroachplans @AnarchoCapsLock
405 Followers 1K Following Alternative Narrative Enthusiast//Connoisseur of Perception//Optimal Timeline Enjoyer//Lucid Dreamscape Vigilante//Cognitive Dissident
Uncut F1 @uncutf1
171 Followers 1K Following Lyle and Rhys Peak host the loose, speak easy podcast Uncut F1. Join us for weekly episodes. Follow this page for latest stories funny memes and podcast news.
ꜱᴘᴏᴏᴋʏ @spookyposter
899 Followers 312 Following cozy skeleton who hosts spooky movie night on cytube. the OG who started it all. almost 6 years, every friday. join us!
이양재 @2bRdl1aT3gAMLrP
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B Brixwood @populusaigeiros
1K Followers 3K Following I spend a lot of time thinking about objects. Nature enjoyer. Animool Respecter.
Red Tail Tabby @RedTailTabby
308 Followers 1K Following I like cats, rats, python, and vim. Discord: redtailtabby [email protected] [email protected]
Overheard at Vibecamp @AtVibecamp
607 Followers 337 Following what happens at vibecamp... overheard something? DM us
Royce McCutcheon @Joe26638060
83 Followers 933 Following just waiting for that moon money in the 36 chambers
Bri @qt_bri
286 Followers 504 Following rabbit. lover of cute & cozy things, climbing, aesthetics, nature, fashion, fitness, people. ♡
Clasical Rabbit @LeporidaeHops
1K Followers 4K Following https://t.co/7u7aA7iVPj 🇺🇦 #feral #fish #freedom 🇺🇸
Graeber's reply to De.. @Graebers_Ws
187 Followers 941 Following read me here: https://t.co/qFwSkYyWuu… David Graeber can't deal with DeLong's endless trolling, he's dead, but I shall keep the record straight
Spinach 🥗 @Spinachbrah
25K Followers 6K Following I like my spinach BRAHed 🥗 I like my weights LIFTED 🥂 & I like my gorillas DRAWN 🦍 follow my main: @basedspinach
Burn Rate Ventures @burnratevc
30 Followers 185 Following
Vivid Void (🚐 Phil.. @VividVoid_
39K Followers 949 Following I believe in everything. Nothing is sacred. I believe in nothing. Everything is sacred.
The Stream of Lies @TheStreamOfLies
889 Followers 1K Following The history of literature, one excerpt at a time. Now in Egypt, late 3rd millenium / early 2nd millenium.
Definite Horizons, Dr.. @Hyperstitioneer
512 Followers 4K Following Precise, Determined, Prepared. 🔞 "Talented Storyteller" - N.K.C. "Spellcaster Demigod" - N.C.A. "Incredibly Persistent" - M.M.
Bilbo Watterson @bilbowatterson
348 Followers 1K Following none of us will be famous, except accidentally in an embarrassing short-term way
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27K Followers 22K Following Alleged eco-fascist. Reddit goblin anthropologist. Beach Slav. Porečanka 🇭🇷 𓃳
Keenan Bakowski @KeenanBakowsker
47 Followers 400 Following
Nancy Pelosi Stock Tr.. @PelosiTracker_
560K Followers 223 Following Highlighting Politicians' trades so we can invest alongside Goal: get them banned from trading Powered by @joinautopilot_
Instant Karma 😂 @RealKarma__
110K Followers 3 Following Submissions via DM. Own any of the videos and want it removed? DM us
🆉🅴🆁🅾 🆂.. @zero_soy
17K Followers 454 Following Connoisseur of Cool Imagery, Before the Smoking Ban Enjoyer, Monarchist and Anti-Communist. British by Birth, English by the Grace of God. 🇬🇧🏴🍁
shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard
1.4M Followers 610 Following 20% off your first purchase, use code 'FIRST'! DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. Designs I sell are my own. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!
Crazy Ass Moments in .. @CN_Moments
21K Followers 17 Following Posting weird, wacky, and crazy moments from both Cartoon Network and Adult Swim History (DMs for Submissions)
Jack Chambers @JackChambersGB
30K Followers 615 Following Architecture Most pics not my own. DM for removal.
Landshark @LandsharkRides
38K Followers 1K Following "I find myself fighting a wild impulse to ask a Lufthansa agent to arrange a vacation itinerary to Ganges via Tokyo."
Zac Small @ZacSmall_
36K Followers 1K Following FAMILY MAN | NAVY VETERAN | PHOTOGRAPHER | SOBER (7-7-2020) | WRITER | OWNER of the FRATERNITY OF EXCELLENCE
Sidetalk @sidetalknyc
120K Followers 2 Following New York’s one-minute street show • Created by @trentsimonian & @jckbyrne1
Lukas (computer) 🐂 @SCHIZO_FREQ
74K Followers 1K Following | Data Scientist @ @remiliacorp333 | https://t.co/MzAA27fY4C | Cherished Friend @ @insrtapp | Aspiring Podcaster @ @versandlukas |
Zillow @zillow
356K Followers 9K Following Home, tweet home. Whether you’re buying, selling, renting or #Zillowing houses, we’ll help you get home.
Michael Eades, M.D.�.. @DrEades
42K Followers 532 Following Physician, blogger, writer (author or co-author of 10 books), entrepreneur, golfer, and voracious reader 🏹
Men's Essential @MenessentiaIs
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Joey Devlin @JoeyDevlin_
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History Defined @historydefined
685K Followers 242 Following Learn Weird Things About History @[email protected] As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Antelope Hill Publish.. @AntelopeHill
19K Followers 353 Following Preserving and translating censored and lost works for the modern American reader.
BowTiedOx | Chad Body.. @BowTiedOx
70K Followers 999 Following Inspired by @BowTiedBull - The Strongest Cartoon In Crypto - Chad Scientists. - I will get you Bigger, Healthier, and Stronger. #BTC Not Medical Advice 💯Club💯
no context seinfeld @casualseinfeld
101K Followers 285 Following Because he’s my butler. I don’t do promos or ads.
False Knees @FalseKnees
217K Followers 287 Following bird/human hybrid. comic and art prints available here: https://t.co/JjBHw76iut
ꜱᴘᴏᴏᴋʏ @spookyposter
899 Followers 312 Following cozy skeleton who hosts spooky movie night on cytube. the OG who started it all. almost 6 years, every friday. join us!
Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson
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Elon Musk @elonmusk
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F1 Miami Grand Prix @f1miami
59K Followers 141 Following Formula 1 https://t.co/9TDvtEI9YN Miami Grand Prix | #MiamiGP | 📍@HardRockStadium ¡Dale! 🏎🌴
Rivelino @alpharivelino
218K Followers 357 Following "The green line test was originally created by Twitter user Rivelino in May 2020." –Daily Mail UK
Bros Helping Bros @HelpingChads
516K Followers 188 Following Wholesome With A Hint Of Funny😁 Checkout @Broski
Building Great Marria.. @dovidfeldman
30K Followers 2K Following Husband, Father, Licensed Marriage Therapist. Let me show you how to Build a Great Marriage in 12 short weeks! https://t.co/Qqgllo8S53…
Seed Oil Disrespecter.. @SeedOilDsrspctr
77K Followers 69 Following Dr. K (physician), Health Propagandist (the good kind). ”Not Medical Advice”. Wife: @RealOilRspctr (wholesome). Seedy App Now Available iOS and Android
InHospitable (Documen.. @Inhospitableflm
406 Followers 198 Following InHospitable follows patients & activists as they battle UPMC, a multi-billion dollar nonprofit hospital system in Pittsburgh. Directed by @sandraalvarez_1
Gravantus @Gravantus
34K Followers 492 Following American Orthodox Christian - Amateur Folklorist - Aspiring Author - https://t.co/TEujKF3UIH
isabelle 🪐 @isabelleboemeke
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Zach Homol @zachhomol_
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29K Followers 271 Following Universal Mediterranean Aesthetics. Thin Arms Nationalist.
Poorly Aged Things @PoorlyAgedStuff
1.1M Followers 248 Following showcasing poorly-aged things. shill sometimes but no ads. retweets ≠ poorly aged. header: @NipChipCookies icon: @dreamywolfdd
The CDC violated the first amendment rights of Americans.
NEW: The CDC coordinated with social media platforms and Google to censor users who questioned the COVID-19 vaccine, according to internal communications obtained by the Free Beacon. Via @SaysSimonson freebeacon.com/biden-administ…
She got caught with some fuckin carts in her luggage and they’re making her out to be Harriet Tubman
why would you do this the incentives are terrible americans should simply not travel to countries where they are likely to be taken as hostages and if they do. i mean thats kind of on them
ALERT!! US reportedly planning to trade convicted arms dealer Viktor Bout for Paul Whelan and Brittney Griner. More to come...
born too early to explore the stars, born too late to be called "a stupid person's idea of a smart person" in a fit of barely-veiled jealousy
Bro I'm playing this hentai game and one of the characters is literally just the jew wojak lmao
is nathan fielder exploitive? is patrick bateman sociopathic? is the girl reading this beautiful?
Not stigmatizing monkeypox, rather, stunned and impressed by the logistics
Being 29 sucks so far. I ate ONE family sized bag of cool ranch Doritos and am already like an inch chonkier WHAT GIVES
“The plan? Get people on Twitter to say I’m manipulative in order to create buzz for my new TV show”
The importance of not taking everything so seriously 👇🏽
If y'all want to manifest/pray a 260 on my test tomorrow for me I'd v much appreciate that 💕
Gm, do something meaningful today
So exciting when I find out extremely powerful people are fans of my content. Anyway, the OR charge nurse at a hospital I operate at loved my latest video.
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