Lemon @lizlemonyall
Is she intimidating or are you intimidated? ATX Joined November 2008-
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National Geographic Picture of The Year. Black images are shadows of zebras. Zoom in and you will see zebras. 📸: Beverly Joubert
Best friends are so crazy like wow this person would kill for me but also if I mispronounce a word in front of them they will make fun of me for it forever
you should be able to google whether a couple is still together
why do supermarkets have cheese in so many places, here’s the fancy cheese, here’s the ok cheese, here’s the auxiliary cheese display like please..no more riddles
I cried a little. 🖤🖤😭
Happy Birthday, Bailey! You make my heart happy, and you deserve a burrito.
KAITLAN COLLINS: So you agree that people who break in and vandalize a building should be prosecuted? JD VANCE: Yes COLLINS: Ok, I'm just checking, because you helped raise money for people who did so on January 6
Justice for Silvio
It sounds like a boring topic, but air conditioning is more important than you realise. First: there are 2 billion air con units in the world and they account for 10% of all electricity we use. Second: it has revolutionised architecture and totally reshaped global politics...
My heart is full of joy for all of these guys and their families! They all dreamt of playing in the NFL and those dreams became a reality this week! To all 11 of you, I’m so proud of you, the commitment & hard work never wavered! Remember, The Standard is The Standard, go…
I'm almost tired of her being right about everything
ok everyone else can stop trying
ok everyone else can stop trying
Huge change—Airlines operating in the U.S. will soon have to AUTOMATICALLY REFUND you when your flight is cancelled or delayed (3 hours domestic, 6 hours into’l) or bag is lost. Refunds within 7 business days. The new Biden DOT rule starts in 6 months.
foxtrot business model
Oh shit. Sally Field kinda went off here. “The garment you knit for yourself as a child.” Might have to read her memoir now.
It's like a cute little training jail
Bill Belichick hanging over the NFC East like a hoodied sword of Damocles makes for a spicy season-long storyline Via @SethWickersham and @DVNJr espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…
The realest.
Selena May @SelenaMay
541 Followers 861 Following Breast cancer survivor & reiki master currently in my suburban New Jersey era.
Laura Watkins @snackmantis
2K Followers 1K Following Kansan 🌻 with stops in Chicago and Austin. Invested in @BoJackson, pretzels, Jayhawks, scary movies and bad dogs. All Day I Dream About Snacks. She/her/y'all.
Sara K. Runnels @omgskr
18K Followers 969 Following Copywriter, humor writer, screenwriter. Words in @NewYorker, @McSweeneys, @cosmopolitan @betchesluvthis, your dreams, etc. She/Her. Black Lives Matter
Allison @iamcoolallison
201 Followers 250 Following A girl in a bar once said I was "shitty... but in a good way."
Meredith K @MeredithBklyn
1K Followers 3K Following South Carolinian turned Brooklynite turned Washingtonian turned North Carolinian. Proud @mrssunion. Views expressed here are my own. Go Gamecocks
Brueter @BrueterJlPX
0 Followers 334 Following
CathyOrlando @87S10lE2WRkGE
5 Followers 436 Following
ลืมสุวร.. @ICZ2OQaE45xd0s
68 Followers 1K Following เราเจอชะตากรรมแบบไหน ชอบติดตามไว้ก่อนได้นะครับ ผมจะส่งข้อมูลติดต่อไปที่หน้าแรกเป็นระยะๆครับ
MayHowells @U7ynczutFJ00m
1 Followers 477 Following
RdtLgn_27 @rdtlgn19906
42 Followers 2K Following
Daisy 😈 @DaisyKelli521
6 Followers 587 Following Раssiоnate tеmptrеss rеlentlеssly sеeking satisfaсtiоn
Rethaez @rethaez21098
28 Followers 2K Following
us_Amber_ @us_amber37747
50 Followers 2K Following
FT @frnktoy
147 Followers 499 Following
Danie Bojang✝️ @BojangDani815
191 Followers 2K Following ✝️Psalm 41:1 Blessed in the one who considers the poor! In day of trouble the Lord delivers him🙏
Amara Miles @MilesAmara38240
127 Followers 3K Following
Sandra @foreman_sandra4
190 Followers 3K Following
Wendy R @WendyRMonkey
1K Followers 933 Following Fan of Diet Coke, large piles of books to read, being in water, and not having guilt about the things I enjoy.
Ismail @hama22kboi
244 Followers 4K Following 1 John 4:7 Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God.
Graceann Falkenhagen @GraceannFalken1
1 Followers 12 Following
chai son @JosephC50867651
33 Followers 523 Following มีความสุขกับสิ่งที่ทำ แล้วจะสบายดี ฉันภูมิใจในความปลอดภัยของฉัน
ashley ✨🌿 @ashleychauntel
421 Followers 403 Following i’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough. (she/her)
Ally @AllyEatsAndRuns
251 Followers 493 Following
Mitch Harding @mitcharf
740 Followers 1K Following Vegan, curmudgeon, cat whisperer, board gamer, bookworm, hermit, aspiring layabout.
Matthew Presley @mpresley
1K Followers 3K Following Software Engineer: @txst Alumni: I would love to hear what you have to say.
Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde
9K Followers 5K Following Author — #SoberSpirituality 📚 Priest, spiritual director, recovery coach, writer. ☀️ Wellness gremlin. 👹 She/Her. 💛
Jennifer Raines 🫀 @MiserableLie
334 Followers 924 Following I dreamt about you last night, and I fell out of bed twice.
LindsaySchwarz @LindsayMSchwarz
67 Followers 369 Following daughter of a loving father/physician who died of covid-19, boy mom, girl mom, political science teacher, pilot wife, covid-19 survivor #wearamask
Teresa @teresal01
462 Followers 2K Following Optimist Texan CPA reluctant OU football fan Former Republican ~ Donald Trump is one of the worst things to happen to this country.
David Dunn @DavidDunnATX
331 Followers 4K Following
Pamela J. Hobart @amelapay
7K Followers 3K Following semi-retired life coach, philosopher adjacent, New Yorker in Texas with 4 kids and a Miata.
Patrick Collins @aetpac
9 Followers 34 Following
⋆ ℍє0lio⋆ @kiokoManeeno
62 Followers 1K Following Ｒｅａｌｉｔｙ✭ ｔｖ✭ＪＵＮＫI 3 TheRizzutoShow#1fan LICENCED Esthetician, skin finatic 💋 💄 #skincare
Fatou ♎️ @FatouSadio
7K Followers 6K Following Fulani. Marketer. Charmer. Irrational DC sports fan. @NYCCapsCrew 1st Lady. @BlackGirlHockey Board Member. Lover of 90s R&B. I’m rooting for everyone Black. ♎
James Runkle @jamesrunkle
836 Followers 660 Following Owner: digital marketing agency @Drummond_St President: @HobokenAlliance Marketing Chair: @HobokenRelief Co-founder: @hobokenheal
Megan Feldman @MeganEFeldman
182 Followers 170 Following
Amy Zamarripa @AustinAmyMusic
415 Followers 436 Following 3 new singles releasing 8.08.23 For sync & licensing contact Amy @ 512.619.0060
GLOCKENHOF ZÜRICH @GLOCKENHOF_ZH
17K Followers 15K Following We are a Four-Star Superior Hotel in the heart of Zürich, only a few steps away from the famous Bahnhofstrasse.
Cat @Cat_Savoie
94 Followers 248 Following
Mary DeFrank @sismarykate
8 Followers 326 Following
💝 BOLD BITCHES �.. @artislikeafart
53 Followers 802 Following 💧starting fresh💧 👄safe space for all👄 ☁️threads and inspos 4 badass ladies☁️ 💘never let a fucking boy make you cry💘
Miss. A. B. @MissABalderas
538 Followers 1K Following Educator for 16 years | School Counselor👩🏻🏫| Campus PR Rep.💬| BIS & M.Ed. | Apple Teach | https://t.co/PGDKFNjcGv📝| $MissABalderas
donnathompson1929@gma.. @donnath35586093
0 Followers 16 Following
Lucy Melcher Coady @lucymelcher
541 Followers 1K Following 📍ATX. She/her. Evergreen Strategy Group | Former team @nokidhungry. Board Member @move_texas. Opinions my own
michael @skiALTAalot
70 Followers 217 Following IT’S DONE! The travesty is over. it will take a lot of work to fix all that was broken over the past 4 years, but the scars will heal!🌊🌏⛷🐺🐝🦈
Julia Alonzo @juliaalonzo_
2K Followers 814 Following Enjoys cheese of both the literal and figurative varieties. she/her
Selena May @SelenaMay
541 Followers 861 Following Breast cancer survivor & reiki master currently in my suburban New Jersey era.
Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman
126K Followers 2K Following Dogsledder. Adventurer. Author, most recently, of novel SMALL GAME and nonfiction DOGS ON THE TRAIL. Instagram: @blair_braverman
Laura Watkins @snackmantis
2K Followers 1K Following Kansan 🌻 with stops in Chicago and Austin. Invested in @BoJackson, pretzels, Jayhawks, scary movies and bad dogs. All Day I Dream About Snacks. She/her/y'all.
Ashley Feinberg (ashl.. @ashleyfeinberg
209K Followers 1K Following taking a break from stuff, [email protected]
Amanda Mull @amandamull
105K Followers 2K Following senior reporter, Bloomberg Businessweek. formerly @theatlantic. repped by @cheneyagency. Georgia native, Georgia Bulldog.
Sara K. Runnels @omgskr
18K Followers 969 Following Copywriter, humor writer, screenwriter. Words in @NewYorker, @McSweeneys, @cosmopolitan @betchesluvthis, your dreams, etc. She/Her. Black Lives Matter
Allison @iamcoolallison
201 Followers 250 Following A girl in a bar once said I was "shitty... but in a good way."
Meredith K @MeredithBklyn
1K Followers 3K Following South Carolinian turned Brooklynite turned Washingtonian turned North Carolinian. Proud @mrssunion. Views expressed here are my own. Go Gamecocks
Alexandra Petri @petridishes
175K Followers 1K Following Blogs & columns for @WashingtonPost. No pun is beneath me. AP’s US HISTORY out 4/11! https://t.co/stq1FbzRa8
Rohin Dhar @rohindhar
88K Followers 415 Following Vacation rental investor & proprietor of fine Airbnbs in Sonoma, Kauai, Taos, Mt Hood, Yosemite, Asheville. On the hunt for interesting real estate.
Edgewater Expat 🇮�.. @Eric_Erins
33K Followers 2K Following Chicago based. Building enjoyer. All opinions expressed on this profile are mine, and therefore not valid
Henry VIII @SussexHenryVIII
42K Followers 270 Following What the heart loves, the will chooses, and the mind justifies.
Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn
36K Followers 988 Following Virtual personal stylist/sustainable fashion educator mentioned in @bof @slate @harpersbazaarus @marieclaire +more. Remake ambassador. she/her
Hulu Support @hulu_support
87K Followers 6K Following Helping Handmaids and Runaways (and everyone else) with all things @hulu. Tweeting from 6am-9pm PT, with chat & phone support available 24/7: https://t.co/VYoA2neDZC
Aaron N. Chamberlain .. @elmachuca
3K Followers 1K Following Co-founder: @austinbeerguide | PDF expert: @texasmonthly | Bike and skateboard rider | VueltaDeTejas on instagram
Houstorian @Houstorian
56K Followers 2K Following Houston's loudest preservation group. Telling the story of Houston.
SCAM GODDESS @DivaLaci
68K Followers 941 Following Laci Mosley. Actress, comedian. entertainer, scammer. Harper on #iCarly, Brookie on Lopez Vs Lopez | hit up @scamgoddesspod@gmail to share! @teamcoco @earwolf
Wroe Jackson @WroeJackson
706 Followers 1K Following Longhorn-loving, Commodore-cheering Texan. Voting is the ultimate civic responsibility. Likes/RT’s not endorsements.
River Oaks Problems @RiverOaksPrblms
6K Followers 516 Following A taste of the sweet life on the third coast. Not officially affiliated with *anything* Oaks, so lighten up it’s (still) Twitter.
Jekk for President 20.. @Jekkus
2K Followers 416 Following YouTube: https://t.co/KmyzEsHugX Streaming sometimes: https://t.co/1RazWr0rAS Podding Other Times: @AmeriCanadaPod 80% Skeleton, 20% lips for kisses
Sophie Haigney @SophieHaigney
16K Followers 3K Following Web editor @parisreview / writing a book about collections
Moontower Comedy @MoontowerComedy
12K Followers 3K Following Bringing the funniest, wittiest, oddest comics to Austin, TX. All. Year. Round. It all leads up to the Moontower Comedy Fest: April 10-21, 2024
Emily Stewart @EmilyStewartM
13K Followers 5K Following I write about business, money, and the economy for @BusinessInsider. Used to be at @voxdotcom. Always interested in scams. [email protected]
Mayor Kirk Watson @KirkPWatson
33K Followers 1K Following Mayor of Austin. All campaign advertising and posts in a personal capacity are made without the use of public dollars and are not posted by city employees.
Council Member Alison.. @ALTERforATX
4K Followers 829 Following Austin City Council Member, District 10. Tough, proven leader fighting for a safe, green, resilient ATX. Subscribe to my newsletter: https://t.co/RK7bAykFLZ
Alison Alter @Alison_Alter
2K Followers 480 Following pls Tweet all City /Council related at @ALTERforATX. Philanthropic Advisor, Connector, Strategist, Park Lady, Leadership Austin Ess., Mom. #philanthropy #giving
KSV @KSVesq
39K Followers 902 Following Founder @risepointsearch. Mother of Dragons. Color commentary for @steve_vladeck. Tweets my own and almost certainly sarcastic.
Austin Statesman @statesman
338K Followers 17K Following The Austin American-Statesman is the leading source of daily news for Austin, Texas. Support local news and become a subscriber: https://t.co/M2w6phSoda
The Sewanee Purple @SewaneePurple
1K Followers 33 Following The official student newspaper of Sewanee: The University of the South. Established 1892. Keep up with us on Instagram: @sewaneepurple.
Lloyd Doggett @RepLloydDoggett
46K Followers 1K Following Representing Austin in Congress. Leading Democrats on the Ways and Means Health Subcommittee. Cyclist, Longhorn, husband to Libby, father, grandfather.
Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat
47K Followers 929 Following Writer. Marketer. Palestinian heritage, Iowa roots, New York energy.
Austin Police Departm.. @Austin_Police
209K Followers 486 Following Official account of Austin, TX Police Dept. Do not use for open records requests or police reports (https://t.co/lnf94Me5ts). FOR EMERGENCIES CALL 9-1-1.
Best of Dying Twiter @bestofdyingtwit
109K Followers 3 Following Looking into it. Chief Looker: @jenntakahashi
Annie Wu⸆⸉ (all s.. @Annie_Wu_22
47K Followers 2K Following 📍usually PHL | always online // digital + social @AOC @RepAOC @WorkingFamilies @AAPIVictoryFund @HelenGymPHL @johnfetterman @PAStandsUp views my own | she/her
upcoming oreos @UpcomingOreos
11K Followers 15 Following PARODY. NOT AFFILIATED WITH NABISCO CORPORATION . cookies are fictional. previously @ neworeoflavors before we got sued .
Dolly Parton @DollyParton
5.4M Followers 48 Following 🦋 The Official X of Dolly Parton 🦋 Pre-order ‘Billy the Kid Comes Home for Christmas’ ❤️
Doggy Parton @DoggyParton
3K Followers 2 Following The official dog apparel & accessories line from @dollyparton, w/ @btkthefrenchie & Willa B. Farms
Raychel Armstrong @twuraychel
2K Followers 290 Following Vice President of TWU Local 577, Flight Attendant and Negotiator for Allegiant FA’s first Contract. My opinions do not reflect my employers.
Graceann Falkenhagen @GraceannFalken1
1 Followers 12 Following
Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams
2.8M Followers 2K Following Author of #RogueJustice (Out Now). Senior Counsel @RewiringAmerica. Other areas of focus: democracy + voting, public policy, small business & film+tv.
Liz Dye @5DollarFeminist
28K Followers 2K Following Make words do yoga. “An A-hole but in a good way”—my husband. @atlblog @wonkette, https://t.co/GF1HAlKMDA, https://t.co/EUt3BtaOZY, Threads @lizdyelegal
MothersAgainstGregAbb.. @MomsAGAbbott
80K Followers 6K Following We are Democrats, Independents, & moderate Republicans fighting for Democracy for ALL Americans. Support our movement: https://t.co/k6jA4hjV3E
John Fetterman @JohnFetterman
934K Followers 5K Following Dad, husband to @GiseleFetterman, and Senator for the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. 🇺🇸
Lake Superior @LakeSuperior
230K Followers 321 Following I am the greatest lake of all time. G.L.O.A.T. (she/her) #BigBeautifulWater
SimpsonsQOTD @SimpsQuotesOTD
562K Followers 1 Following
Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit
91K Followers 3K Following Writer for hire, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks
Chris Lane @chrisjjlane
3K Followers 626 Following | Sometimes for @VUhoops, part of @SBNation | \\V// | #COYS
Joe Amabile @AmabileJoe
99K Followers 267 Following
The First Amendment @USConst_Amend_I
130K Followers 497 Following I am the First Amendment. I love to tweet about myself. Take advantage of me but please don't violate me. (Parody, obvs.)
Esau McCaulley @esaumccaulley
76K Followers 783 Following Contributing opinion writer @NYTimes | Author: How Far to the Promised Land; Reading While Black | NT prof @wheatoncollege
Mitch Harding @mitcharf
740 Followers 1K Following Vegan, curmudgeon, cat whisperer, board gamer, bookworm, hermit, aspiring layabout.
Stephanie Howse @stephaniehowse
6K Followers 3K Following #Caregiver #PublicServant #BrainsBeautyBoss #ProudClevelander #CouncilwomanWard7
Jessica McCabe @HowtoADHD
148K Followers 3K Following Building a toolbox of techniques for tackling ADHD. Learn to work with your brain, not against it 🙃 she/her
Lilly Rockwell @LillyRockwell
4K Followers 1K Following Austin #Realtor and Broker Associate with @compass. Native Austinite. Former @statesman reporter. Email: [email protected]
Thinking of the time I was at a coffee shop surrounded by laptop people and the lady next to me was hunched over for 15 minutes typing at warp speed and when I sneaked a peek at her screen I saw she was writing a massive post on the Caroline Calloway subreddit
she needs to go on hot ones
Best friends are so crazy like wow this person would kill for me but also if I mispronounce a word in front of them they will make fun of me for it forever
why do supermarkets have cheese in so many places, here’s the fancy cheese, here’s the ok cheese, here’s the auxiliary cheese display like please..no more riddles
Happy Birthday, Bailey! You make my heart happy, and you deserve a burrito.
This is Ruby. She was an extremely large, seemingly untrainable puppy who was returned to a shelter twice before we adopted her. Instead of murdering her, we trained her. She is still alive and well at 16 years old. The moral of this story is fuck Kristi Noem.
This is SUCH A LEGITIMATE excuse. What a little cutie. I will be back to Tulsa sooner than later. You go be with that peanut.
@pattonoswalt I apologize there will be two empty front row seats at your show in Tulsa that my wife and I should be in. I just can’t leave my dog when I know his time left with us is so short. I was really looking forward to seeing you perform again.
A news reporter asked Michael Jordan if he thought the ’90s Bulls could beat LeBron’s Lakers. MJ: Yes. Reporter: By how much? MJ: Two or three points. Reporter: Why so close? MJ: Most of us are almost 60 now.
Everyone gets depressed when they travel because they can’t take their pets, right?? 😭
hear me out what if newspapers had an online ~day pass~ option that cost the same as buying the print edition that day. instead of just subscribe or not
@lizlemonyall @drinkspindrift No way! This is an incredible endorsement lol
I don’t care what anyone says, “I feel fine but my wife made me come in” has a positive predictive value for something being really fucking wrong that approaches 100%
Fact statement for Greg and others: In Travis County, we have a county attorney who prosecutes misdemeanor crimes. Her name is Delia Garza. The DA prosecutes felonies, for which no one has been charged.
@tplohetski The case was dismissed because the Austin DA is as liberal as can be!
Was gifted this cameo from Vanderpump Jo for my bday. Genuinely shocked at where this message went… no one is doing it like her
this is prophecy... this is scripture
Was gifted this cameo from Vanderpump Jo for my bday. Genuinely shocked at where this message went… no one is doing it like her
Stopped to get lunch, wearing my scrubs. Girl behind the counter: “Are you a nurse?” “Medical student.” “So you’ll be a doctor?” “Yes, next year.” “That’s so cool! I always wanted to be a doctor.” “You could do it!” “Girl, I work at Subway.” “Girl, my first job was at Subway.” 💁🏻♀️
BJ Novak is to Mindy Kaling what Matty Healy was to Taylor Swift, do you get what I’m saying
Stranger: what are you studying at Duke? Me: I work here in the math dept. Another stranger: what year are you in school? Me: I actually graduated undergrad 13 years ago. I work here in the math dept. Another stranger: we have free cotton candy for students today Me: …
It turns out you can get a color analysis on ChatGPT. Upload a photo of your face (and a close up of your iris), ask for color codes, and then ask what to wear / avoid. I’m kind of shocked this works??
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