lesleyarfin @lesleyarfin
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It just occurred to me that we’ve all been tricked into wrapping presents. If we never wrapped presents for kids then they’d just think anything given to them ever, for the rest of time, was a present. And guess what kid? it is.
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On today’s episode of Subtitles ON, Sean talks to Lesley Arfin @lesleyarfin (Love, Girls, Dear Diary) about the movie Permanent Midnight. Watch: bit.ly/3QXE4XB Listen: bit.ly/44sK6SY
I’m starting to think the Catholics were right after all. Telling your kids they’re gonna go to hell if they don’t listen or behave might just be the only thing that works.
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(Circa 2003) College girl: “Paul, you look like Sean Penn.” Paul: “Thank you!” College Girl: “…in I Am Sam.”
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On this week's Filling the Void, @lesleyarfin talks to filmmaker and actor @jayduplass about running. The two chat about his running playlist, embarrassing his daughter with his dolphin shorts, and running in nature. Listen now on @ApplePodcasts or wherever you get podcasts.
Marriage Story (2019) v Love (2016-2018) @lesleyarfin @paulrust @JuddApatow you may wanna check this out!
On this week's Filling the Void, Lesley talks to actor, comedian, and writer @ders808 about his sneaker hobby. Anders and @lesleyarfin discuss collabs, reps, and his coveted closet full of kicks. Listen now on @ApplePodcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. #hobbies #andersholm
"You don’t have to be strong or own paint-spattered Carhartts to use a power tool," writes @lesleyarfin. "All you have to do is watch a friend use it first. And if you have no friends, watch a YouTube video" trib.al/798Gtdp
On this week's Filling the Void, @lesleyarfin talks to comedian, writer, and actor @gilozeri (Big Mouth, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Happy Endings) about his maybe-more-than-a-hobby, drawing. Listen now on @ApplePodcasts or wherever you get tour podcasts! #hobbies #gilozeri #lesleyarfin
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@evil_AOC Love on Netflix. @lesleyarfin youtu.be/FwiU4O5Cxrc
@terrelljstarr Credit where it’s due, good sir, I’ve gotten so irrationally angry the past three days that I wanted to pause and tell you how much I appreciate your thoughtfulness here. We probably don’t agree on much, but that shouldn’t matter in the big picture. You’re a good guy. Thank you.
@terrelljstarr How can there be an apartheid in Israel when it has plenty of Arabs there and they let in almost 20k Arabs from Gaza to work in Israel every day ? Doesn't sound like much of an apartheid.
This is very reprehensible and goes against everything I believe about Black activism. This graphic suggests that BLM Chicago condones war crimes. Please take this down. We can support Palestine against apartheid without supporting terrorists. We cannot demand that other…
Little Pee Wee thread: In 2011 I went to see the Pee Wee show on broadway, and after, he came out of the stage doors in character and did crowd work. At one point we spoke and after, some crew came over & took my info because they were filming everything for the HBO special.
@hurryband Via @lesleyarfin’s Insta she said he never forgot a bday
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On today’s episode of Subtitles ON, Sean talks to Lesley Arfin @lesleyarfin (Love, Girls, Dear Diary) about the movie Permanent Midnight. Watch: bit.ly/3QXE4XB Listen: bit.ly/44sK6SY
Killing It is so funny it will make you realize you’re not used to laughing when you watch comedies. If Claudia O’Doherty doesn’t win awards you’re all out of your minds.
Critic's Notebook: 'Killing It' Season 2 Is a Savage and Hilarious Dissection of Our Dog-Eat-Dog World hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-reviews/…
@tcrewatchpod @lesleyarfin This will test my patience 😂
It was called Dear Diary and it was truly funny, smart, revealing, radical writing (not in the political sense, though it was that too; Dear Diary was fucking rad). cc @lesleyarfin
Most people wouldn’t want anyone to catch a glimpse of what’s in their teenage diaries. But not Mackenzie Thomas. She has built a TikTok following by sharing diary entries from her adolescence that make people feel less embarrassed by their past selves. nyti.ms/3CWSNtp
Every Trader Joe’s peony 5 stem bouquet: -Two that are like paPOW -One that’s already dropping petals by the time you get to the door -One that’s still closed but like “I’ll THINK about opening” -One hard little ball that you’re just taking off TJ’s hands as a favor
do you have an instinctual sense of what your jersey number would be
I never saw tweets from New Yorkers minimizing California wildfires and I’m not seeing tweets from Californians using East Coast fires to air old grievances. And I follow some horrible people.
Good morning! If you'd like to support writers walking the picket lines we have a supply wishlist. Everything's distributed to all the lines around town. Thanks in advance for your help and support! #WGAStrong #WGAStrike #Solidarity target.com/gift-registry/…
My thanks to @lesleyarfin for signing this. AI is, in effect, a copyright loophole. So, ban it from the Arts. Please sign and share👇 #wga #wgaStrike Solidarity with @WGAWest @WGAEast chng.it/LHpvzLZX