Jodilyn Jelsema @jjelsema
I live in Birmingham, AL and am a medical aesthetic physician. United States Joined September 2013-
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“She’s as fake as her eyelashes, she’s as fake as her hair, she’s as fake as her fingernails and she is such a massive fraud.” MTG
@TheImmortal007 @VincentCrypt46 This is so disturbing. I’m teaching my daughter to scream like hell if she’s grabbed like that. Idc if it’s my husband or me.
@GavinNewsom How would @realDonaldTrump even f*cking know what Mexican Coke tastes like? He hates brown people and is addicted to Diet Coke’s aspartame!
@clhubes Not question, just an observation. Parents posting their child’s entire LIFE on social media without thinking about: 1. The child’s privacy 2. Consent 3. Internet predators
@PopCrave The absolute example of MANSPLAINING
Coconut Momala and America’s Dad #2024cocktail
Traffic Advisory for this Weekend: Shelby County will hold its “Free County Dump Day” on April 2, 2022 from 7:00 am until 2:00 pm. Please avoid the area during the timeframes, or expect delays; seek alternate routes if possible.
@LEGO_Group I was super excited to do my #legoarchitechture #statueofliberty build until in STAGE FIVE I realized I was missing the flat 1x3 needed to complete Lady Liberty’s tablet. All I had was a 1x4 flat (see photo) which looks ridiculous.
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Took a time lapse of Earth from the ISS window. This is exactly an entire orbit around Earth. Breathtaking.
Took a time lapse of Earth from the ISS window. This is exactly an entire orbit around Earth. Breathtaking.
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SIGNAL Isolation can increase the risk of violence at home. Use this discrete gesture during a video call to show you need help: 1. Hold hand up with palm facing other person. 2. Tuck thumb into palm. 3. Fold fingers down over thumb.
I just wrote a review on CLASSIC Weight-Shifting Insoles for High Heels yotpo.com/go/tX0S1xII via @yotpo
I wore these #vivianlou insoles with heels that previously have hurt my feet after 60 minutes...I was able to wear them ALL NIGHT LONG without pain! And I wore them again the following night! @iheartvivianlou
@bfsrocks please come to Birmingham AL!!!
@MayorDanPope @thebrewerylbk and @goodlinebeer
Let them rot in jail! #FreeBritney
Victoria Matos @Victoriam79553
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Daniel Mull @booksindemand
29 Followers 46 Following Truth seeker on a mission to radically improve the systems of the world
RRM @Texzn
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Be a human @indukaslrs
1K Followers 3K Following The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.”
Anita Rogues @BraydanMcmiller
4 Followers 49 Following
Kota @0ddboi
53 Followers 361 Following A place for all my shitty thoughts no one cares about. Anxiety is my life. My cats are my only friends. 24. MA.
Kelly Dollyrot @kellydollyrot
9K Followers 2K Following Rock n' roll singing, bass pounding, mischief making baby mama. DJ in Little Stevens Underground Garage & Band life - @TheDollyrots & @jaretandkelly
ADrunkChef @ADrunkChef
61 Followers 316 Following SPC/TTU. I work to much and drink more than I should. Sorry if I shit on your plating.
Natalie Gaines @NatGainesMD
688 Followers 823 Following FPMRS urology. Product of @TTUHSC @techurology @beaumonthealth. Stan account for complex voiding dysfunction and pelvic recon and #womeninmedicine
Old Humble Distilling @Old_Humble
6K Followers 7K Following We make the best damn whiskey. Period.🥇Gold Medal winner🥇 fan of all things #htown #astros #UHCougars alum #whiskey and the official whiskey of #astrostwitter
Armchair Geologist @ghergenroder
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Brandon @Braxton8228
38 Followers 82 Following
Irvin Sulapas, MD, CA... @isulapas
841 Followers 1K Following Primary Care Sports Medicine @ UT Health Houston | McGovern Medical School | Memorial Hermann Rockets Sports Medicine. Bar trivia enthusiast. Tweets are my own.
Governor Newsom Press... @GovPressOffice
702K Followers 1K Following Official account for the press office of @CAGovernor Gavin Newsom #CaliforniaForAll
Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom
3.1M Followers 18K Following Husband to @JenSiebelNewsom and father. 40th Governor of California. Host of podcast This is Gavin Newsom.
South Park @SouthPark
3.4M Followers 197 Following New episodes now streaming and catch up on all seasons on Paramount+!
Vincent Kennedy @VincentCrypt46
557K Followers 3K Following #FamilyIsEverything . America Pissed Level - 9.384/10 . *Authorized conspiracy theorist *Not an authorized preacher *Not a financial advisor *AI LARP
Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex
17.9M Followers 47 Following Welcome to the official account of His Holiness, Pope Leo XIV.
Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley
998K Followers 11K Following U.S. Senator. Family farmer. Lifetime resident of New Hartford, IA. Also follow @GrassleyPress for news and information.
Volodymyr Zelenskyy /... @ZelenskyyUa
8.7M Followers 1 Following President of Ukraine / Президент України
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15 Followers 19 Following
Rob Lowe @RobLowe
1.2M Followers 495 Following Podcast: LITERALLY! With Rob Lowe || Lowe Down Line: (323) 570-4551 ☎️ call me!
Anderson Cooper @andersoncooper
8.7M Followers 334 Following Season 3 of ALL THERE IS my podcast about grief and loss is out now wherever you get your podcasts
Sean Hayes @SeanHayes
454K Followers 504 Following Actor & Producer. 82% human, 16% styrofoam, 2% unknown.
Oklahoma Department o... @OKWildlifeDept
240K Followers 911 Following We manage/protect fish & wildlife, along with their habitats, while also growing a community of hunters & anglers, partnering with those who love the outdoors
The White House 46 Ar... @WhiteHouse46
8.5M Followers 6 Following This is an archive of a Biden administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
MasterChef Junior @MasterChefJrFOX
140K Followers 710 Following Watch episodes of #MasterChefJunior anytime on @hulu! Still hungry? Follow @foodclubfox for more!
MasterChef @MASTERCHEFonFOX
341K Followers 601 Following #MasterChef Season 16 premieres April 15 on FOX, next day on @hulu! Still hungry? Follow @FoodClubFOX for more!
Tom Brady @TomBrady
8.8M Followers 144 Following
Elon Musk @elonmusk
241.1M Followers 1K Following
Yusaku Maezawa (MZ) @yousuckMZ
177K Followers 8 Following First civilian to fly around the moon on @SpaceX’s Starship in 2023 @dearMoonProject, and go to the ISS on Soyuz in Dec 8th 2021. Japanese account @yousuck2020
Upworthy @Upworthy
401K Followers 2K Following Delivering you the best of humanity every day. [email protected]
Betches @betchesluvthis
208K Followers 543 Following Taking a break from thinking about ourselves to write it down. The official Twitter account of Betches.
TheTinderBlog @TheTinderBlog
3K Followers 107 Following Instagram @TheTinderBlog Email: [email protected]
President Biden Archi... @POTUS46Archive
35.6M Followers 5 Following This is an archive of a Biden administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
37.9M Followers 48 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father, grandfather, and great grandfather.
Auric @ToxJosh
149 Followers 18 Following 👄Aesthetic Nurse Injector💉 Spiller of Tea🍵 Tea Time with Tox Josh Podcast🦄LiveLaughLove🦄
ZO® Skin Health @zoskinhealth
9K Followers 2K Following The New Science of Sculpting is now available
The Dollyrots @TheDollyrots
38K Followers 20K Following A pop punk band from Los Angeles, CA, now based in FL. New single “Wrapped In Sunshine” out now!
Kelly Dollyrot @kellydollyrot
9K Followers 2K Following Rock n' roll singing, bass pounding, mischief making baby mama. DJ in Little Stevens Underground Garage & Band life - @TheDollyrots & @jaretandkelly
Slam Dunk Festival @SlamDunkMusic
43K Followers 980 Following Slam Dunk Festival 2026 | South - Hatfield Park - Sat 23rd May | North - Leeds Temple Newsam - Sun 24th May #SDF26
Sum 41 @Sum41
354K Followers 1K Following Deryck's memoir 'Walking Disaster: My Life Through Heaven and Hell' is available now via @GalleryBooks. Get your copy at: https://t.co/rNDTuQRToZ
State Champs @State_Champs
142K Followers 606 Following New song “Common Sense” out NOW you cowards!!!!!
Jaret Reddick @jaret2113
32K Followers 992 Following Super famous pop punk singer…new Bowling For Soup single! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
Neck Deep @NeckDeepUK
224K Followers 348 Following ‘Life’s Not Out To Get You’ 10 year anniversary - vinyl for preorder now
Chris Burney @SoupBowlerChris
16K Followers 681 Following I had my moment as a Golden God. Now I'm a funny and bitter old man with charisma. I apologize for my past transgressions. I’m a work in progress.
Bowling For Soup @bfsrocks
58K Followers 289 Following Easily the 9th best pop punk band in history! @jaret2113 @gwise55 @robfelicetti **u can still follow @soupbowlerchris **
Mrs. Harris:) @Jamie_Jaynese
457 Followers 515 Following -RIP HDJ. -You will forever be in my heart. God is always on time. -IG JamieJaynese
Erica S. Hoff @ericahoff
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Jennifer Dietderich @JenDietderich
54 Followers 133 Following
Doc Brower @doc_brower
151 Followers 210 Following Medical Educator specializing in Anatomy, Physiology, POCUS, Medical Education, Healthcare Policy and Clinical Simulation. Posts are entirely my own opinions.
Selina Eshraghi (she/... @selina_vs_world
2K Followers 2K Following Freelance CPG Creative Director ✨ current @ OWYN, MOSH, Chamberlain Coffee prev. Alleyoop, Womaness
Dark Pit @LoogieSpitter
1K Followers 393 Following its hard always being the sexiest one in the room
Gloria Madera @gloriamaderatv
2K Followers 2K Following Published Author | Former TV newsie 📺 | Mom 🤱🏻🐶| Wife 🤍 | Fluent in sarcasm | All opinions are my ownYou might like
