Chris Burney @SoupBowlerChris
I had my moment as a Golden God. Now I'm a funny and bitter old man with charisma. I apologize for my past transgressions. I’m a work in progress. teenslutwarehouse.com Denton, Texas Joined March 2009-
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You’re not living the dream until you realize that you have a telephone/computer/camera in your pocket that tells you what day it is!👻
Chris Burney retweeted
when you got a lot to say but being silent is the best option
“My clock is always out of whack and all over the place, and I’m not sweating, you are”. - Gen Douglass A McArthur.
Me kicking myself out of any situation in life is a lesson in joy and grace under duress.
I suck at both but I’m better at helloes than goodbyes!
No one should try to make new friends after the age of 40!👻
It’s way easier to laugh about shit than cry about shit.👻
I set a personal record today! Most epic of shitting myself record!👻
Xmas spirit is you buy a bunch of shit for people and hope they like it.👻
Most of the time I don’t care or know what I’m doing. I trust my instincts.
Everything is a hustle and we are all bitch ass marks!👻
Chris Burney retweeted
When you book @bfsrocks to play anything but the main stage at your festival, you get... a main stage crowd flooding your side stage.
I will eventually steal all of your goddamn hearts even if I have to do it on the dark web.
As a Texan, the idea of burning in hell always just felt like home.
I slipped through the cracks of eugenics!
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One of my fave bands ever ever ever, I love you forever @bfsrocks 💖
@LoneStarNYE @SoupBowlerChris Thank you! Didn't realize y'all had a Twitter account. #LoneStarNYE
@SoupBowlerChris *sees the shirt*
@SoupBowlerChris I fkn love u not gonna lie
the only good thing that has happened this Friday 13th is this look
@SoupBowlerChris you've had mine for years. but that's ok. you can keep it. 💚
@SoupBowlerChris still one of my happiest days is when you replied that you loved me 😂 bowling for soup forever ✌🏻🤞1985 as a mum hits different 😂
@timphillyflyers @YouTube @jaret2113 @SoupBowlerChris @gwise55 I'm really much impressed about your profile and personalities. I also admire your good sense of humor on here. I don't normally write in the comment section, but I think you deserve this complement....I'll like to be your friend if you don't mind following me back ?
@bfsrocks @jaret2113 @SoupBowlerChris @gwise55 @robpending your music makes me happy on stressful days. Thank you. #BowlingForSoup
@SoupBowlerChris I’m still waiting on the hoverboard that we were promised.
@SoupBowlerChris Tiger bro, pandas are tough but not the brightest creatures lol
Learned this one from @SoupBowlerChris
@SoupBowlerChris my husband still loves this jersey 🥰👍 14 yrs later
miss her
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