jet @jess_thefirst
I'm sweet, then I'm sour I'm big boss Bowser 💫 ♊️ she/her ✨ im here where r u? Joined February 2012-
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not me running thru PDX at almost 10 pm hearing my name being blared overhead “JESSICA WHITE & *other name* FINAL CALL TO MAKE YOUR WAY TO GATE B6” 🏃 🏃🏻♀️ 🏃♂️ MOMMA IM COMIN
dr: have you ever broken your foot before? me: no. dr: huh.. see this indent? its usually indicative that you have me: huh
“I didnt get my ten so im just gunna go sit in the bathroom for a few min”
my place of work could *literally* b*rn d*wn and I would cheer. I’d be jobless but HAPPY
I learned a lot from my dad Like how to yell a lot and make a car go fast
got an employee store pass and im dying at the “anything else I should know?” like 😂😂😂
just checked my voicemail greeting for the first time in YEARS just to find out it still says “thank you for calling jessica’s house of wonders..” im so embarrassed and changed that shit so quick
“Halloween is cool.”
all I want is a blueberry redbull but I literally went from drinking one everyday to not having a single one for probably 6 months and I’d like to sleep tonight 😭 but tomorrow 😏
ann wilson & tripsitter
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@skanks17 My friends and I were planning on going out after a concert and we all got home and went to bed 😂😂
@dani_ellemh I would much rather brown out from 3-8pm and be asleep by 1030
Just overheard my 22 year old neighbors saying “girls coming at 11 then we’ll go to the bars at midnight” and all of a sudden I finally feel like I’m 31. That sounds exhausting waiting that late to leave the house.
ross: i’m getting divorced again rachel and chandler subplot:
Why am I such a romantic like yes you’re absolutely right it was meant to be 😂💀
Also I’m pissed cause this man could’ve said something 15 years ago and we would’ve been the cutest little cheerleader/football player couple lmao
But I find solace in knowing that I do my best not to leave odd symptoms as a question mark or dismiss them.
Helping my patient find her uncommon diagnosis within a month or 2 was not quite enough revenge for the two years it took to find mine.
On a date a guy told me he had met a woman from an app that showed up 40lbs heavier than she appeared in photos He said this like I should be horrified for him. Like he had been harmed With a straight face he said “that should be considered fraud” Someone get me another cat
Sophie: can I please be a car rider this morning Me: can you take Sophie and please get me a coffee otw back Lyla: can you get donuts and drop them off at my school too? Brad who literally just wanted "something fun" from a dating app:
@peepsaregood Do it! But hear me out. I supported a large family as a solo mom working in a highend gym daycare, and I got free childcare. I also was a private nanny during the day and brought my youngest. 12 years ago, I became a night nanny and no cry it out sleep coach in Northern…
Just got an after hours email from my new CEO and noticed he added this little disclaimer. You love to see it.
@WisconsinSass The day my ex moved out he wanted sex one last time.
That honestly hurts more than him being an asshole; having our last full day together be the way all the other days should have been too.
I’m so tired. He knows I’m leaving and he’s spent all day crying and doing everything right to have “one last nice day”. It’s so frustrating because if he had just stayed acting like this all along we wouldn’t be in this position. I’m trying not to let it weaken my resolve.
@WisconsinSass Just got through this. When he finally realized I was truly leaving, he said he'd just kill me.
cannot believe bandana print bikinis are back. i want to get it and get my bellybutton pierced and spend the summer pretending it's 2002.
@devlzadvoct That was our original idea when we got back that weekend but they’re trying to bring it there and come to the box exchange. We aren’t even doing like a whole ceremony just an exchanging of vows at a national park.
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