Jeff Carney @jeffcarn

Human Resources Director for the Columbia County Board of Commissioners (Views are personal and do not represent the BOC) columbiacountyga.gov/home Evans, GA Joined May 2013

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Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes

8 months ago

Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Every time your child misbehaves, throw one in the fireplace.

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LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85

9 months ago

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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PUNS @ThePunnyWorld

9 months ago

In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.

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Jeff Carney @jeffcarn

9 months ago

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes

12 months ago

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Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes

a year ago

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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Part-4 video sent to Zline showing faulty design of ice maker that kicks cubes behind drawer which keeps drawer from closing. You have to remove the entire top drawer and ice tray to remove 1 piece of ice. A teenager with a 3-D printer could design it better. @ZLINEKitchen

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Jeff Carney @jeffcarn

2 years ago

Part 3- Replacement will also need the custom panels mounted on front, but Zline won’t do that. Company founder, Andrew Zuro, won’t respond about the design flaw. Spend the money and get Viking or Sub Zero instead. Z-Line sux! @ZLINEKitchen #kitchendesign @AndrewZuro

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Jeff Carney @jeffcarn

2 years ago

Part 2- 6 months in we have had to replace the water dispenser and there is an obvious design flaw with the ice maker in the bottom pull out drawer. They will send another one but won’t pay for removal of first one. Plus, a new one will have same design flaw. @ZLINEKitchen

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Jeff Carney @jeffcarn

2 years ago

Part 1- you are shopping kitchen appliances for a new build or Reno and are considering Z-Line appliances because they are “affordable luxury”, please contact me. We spent $8K on a panel ready fridge that is a piece of crap. @ZLINEKitchen

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Jeff Carney @jeffcarn

2 years ago

All good things must come to an end. Flew home this morning, and back with our Aussies. Good trip to Maine and had great weather. Until next time. #Maine #Arcadia

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Jeff Carney @jeffcarn

2 years ago

Pulled into Bar Harbor on our little dingy and enjoyed the afternoon. Staying tonight and tomorrow night at Primrose Inn. This is a neat town #barharbor #maine

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2 years ago

Day 2 from Olugonquit to Kennebunkport to Portland. Over the lobster craze but the scallops are unbelievable. Beautiful scenery. Missed our good friends George and Laura Bush by one day. #Maine

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Jeff Carney @jeffcarn

2 years ago

Vacationing in Maine this week. First night at Grasshopper Inn located in Olungonquit. Beautiful town with great food and shops. Heading to Kennebunkport and staying in Portland tonight.#vacation #Maine #Olagonquit

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Jeff Carney @jeffcarn

2 years ago

@Xfinity @XfinitySupport this is nightly problem with Xfinity streaming! They’ve already replaced our modem with newest one, yet every night we have to reset our modem to get streaming to work. Support goes to some offshore call center. #xfinity #xfinitysux #xfinitysupport

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Jeff Carney @jeffcarn

2 years ago

Ain’t this the truth

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes

2 years ago

My toxic trait is telling people I'm down for anything when in reality I mean not after 8 pm, food should be involved, and it also depends on the weather, the parking situation, and how tired I am

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Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling

2 years ago

Escorting my wife out of Target after she sees 12 new colors of Stanley water tumblers

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Jeff Carney @jeffcarn

2 years ago

#relatable

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Jeff Carney @jeffcarn

2 years ago

Congrats to a very deserving Judge. Our state will be better because of Judge Padgett’s addition to the Court of Appeals.👍🏼

Governor Brian P. Kemp @GovKemp

2 years ago

Today I had the honor of swearing in Judge J. Wade Padgett to the Court of Appeals of Georgia. He has been a great leader in the Columbia and Augusta Judicial Circuits, and I look forward to his continued service defending the laws of our state and nation.