Climpipe McGonegal @jclim462
Here as well. Maybe. https://t.co/5IzteRPZGj Joined February 2015-
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What metal albums came out today that I need to know about?
I have to learn to play magic the gathering by tomorrow night
Boomer: ✅got that text notification set to a 7 second long ringtone meant for use as an alarm ✅got that notification volume set to max ✅ got that haptic feedback volume set to max ✅ got that caller ID read out loud setup with volume at max
Trump not being able to stop his smelly ass from farting is the type of shit diap fetish commission artists with cartoon furry avatars dream about
Working on names for daughter's softball team for the girls to vote on. Asking them for names has proven unreliable. One girl's profound proposal was calling ourselves "softball." Two others listed all the pets they have in their house.
Remember that game rainbow unicorn attack and it had that fucking Erasure song playing the whole time lmao
Come Mr. Taliman, Tali me banana spelling error in Taylor's fake home
Come Mr. Taliman, Tali me banana spelling error in Taylor's fake home
What a year for metal releases curated specifically for me: Thou Full of Hell Ulcerate Akhlys Pallbearer Pissed Jeans Orannsi Pazuzu? (tracks being recorded... so maybe?) I know I gotta be missing some that aren't coming to me immediately
Two robed bands in a row. Two bassists with chain mail on their head in a row. What a fucking line up
One of the cool things about the band One of Nine is they're all 9ft tall. Not little druid folk like the European black metal bands that come over.
you ever type a message/comment/email so good that you go back and read it after you've already sent it?
Lamp of Murmuur tonight. Excited to see One of Nine. Loved their album last year
like if you're stupid, rt if you're dumb
My two dogs absolutely merc'd a groundhog this afternoon and have been on a bloodlust high ever since. These bitches are all sassed up
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The United States invented a portable sun that can be delivered by aircraft
Japan after 1942 was unstoppable, how did they fumble so hard
The Faceless were primed to follow up both Necrophagist and Cynic, but failed due to the bandleaders’s unfortunate case of Being A Poser Syndrome
the thing standing at the foot of your bed at 3am
the thing standing at the foot of your bed at 3am
kinda wild how quickly the complaints went from "student protesters are harassing zionist students" to "student protesters refuse to harass zionists adults who are hanging around campus for some reason"
Don’t mind me. Just sitting on a bench reading at Vanderbilt next to the “Palestinian Solidarity Encampment” with my huge Israeli flag. They won’t even come have a historical debate with me. #AmYisraelChai #ProudJew #Vanderbilt
just found this fascinating emoji on a royalty free stock website and thought id share it w the class
This Italian grandpa looks like me.
There are two dogs in me, one is a hot dog, other one is also a hot dog
Next show I’m going to 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
We all got that one homie that uses way you much laundry detergent. Smelling like a damn chemical spill all the time
It seems to me that no matter where I stand, the smoke blows in my eyes. Prof. Blonder saw the cartoon I commissioned and sonofagun, he actually wrote a paper on the fluid dynamics of grill smoke complete with computer animations explaining that, as hot air rises, cold air rushes…
I think we can all agree that Jojo Siwa is a big pervert
Seeing how good a DeLorean still looks just illustrates how bad the cyber truck design really is.
Dreading my yearly checkup tomorrow. MF is going to take my blood and beg repeatedly to see my butthole and/or stick something up there. Rinse and repeat.
terrible news for ivy league grads who were hoping to move to lakewood washington to help a single 70 year old man run a geocities website
Attention job seekers. I will not hire any recent graduate of Columbia, because that school is so tainted that I will not be able to trust in the character nor the educational attainment of any of its students. And I furthermore will not hire any older graduates either, because…
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