positive mindset guru @tacticaldipshit
positive male role model. anarchist dad that's into weightlifting, Brazilian Jiu jitsu, stand-up comedy and death metal. guitarist for @withincaskets Oregon, USA Joined June 2020-
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When you hit 88mph in the Cybertruck you travel back to apartheid South Africa
PNW friends and followers can catch my band live the next three weekends at 4/19 - Mano Oculta - Portland, OR 4/27 - The Infinity Room - Salem, OR 5/04 - Urban Blendz - Roseburg, OR
my band @withincaskets is playing this Friday in Portland. Like or retweet if you want to come hang out or murder me, no one will ever know which.
can everybody send me $7 right quick? I'm trying to see something ($0 total on credit card debt)
who gives a shit pick up a football
During the 80s standup boom, I did so many jokes about O.J. Simpson murdering his wife. "Too soon!", the booing crowd complained.
if you fuck my cloaca good ill lower your car insurance rate by 10%
these bands are effectively increasing the weight he's lifting at the top of the lift, dumbass
these bands are effectively increasing the weight he's lifting at the top of the lift, dumbass
to all of my PNW followers, my band @withincaskets is going to be playing at @ManoOcultaPDX in Portland on 4/19 and @InfiniteSalem in Salem on 4/27
my low stakes conspiracy theory is that grocery stores are replacing all the traditional style big carts with the new small style carts because no one can afford to buy a full big cart of groceries anymore and they don't want us to notice
funky baby
don’t cheat post the last picture of yourself
don’t cheat post the last picture of yourself https://t.co/kmbYZDZfMS
thinking about building myself a spiky guitar
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A WIZARD LOOK GOOD IN THESE 😭
me, (Everytime I meet an average appearance or above woman):
me, (Everytime I meet an average appearance or above woman):
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@Universe__Lover @wanderer_jasnah When you hit 88 miles an hour you run over the mom and baby in a stroller in the crosswalk. Then you continue on as if nothing happened.
When you hit 88mph in the Cybertruck you travel back to apartheid South Africa
Meet me at the Redwood City IHOP in 5 minutes for an ass kicking.
The average American is swaddled in a blanket of air conditioning and convenient consumption that is the only thing keeping them from crumbling into a million pieces with grief and rage
@teamzissouchef nobody ever told him its the wrong way
@tacticaldipshit @Universe__Lover It's rounding under load but sure.
make sure your wife gets her enrichment time in her enclosure
I'm not like other people, all it takes to make me happy is everything being perfect
this mouth breather sat staring slack-jawed at his computer for over half an hour trying to think of some personality trait or anything that made him unique whatsoever to go by online before settling upon "The Older Millennial"
@phillyliquorlaw Problem is at this gym the locker rooms are upstairs
@SwampDonald Yeah dude there's only so much I can do. You can see I have wedges behind me. Leg presses are designed poorly in general. hoist makes the best one with the least rolling
normally prefer they have a head tbh
During the 80s standup boom, I did so many jokes about O.J. Simpson murdering his wife. "Too soon!", the booing crowd complained.
[getting out of the hospital after i got beaten half to death by an infant] just want to remind you how weak that infant was. couldn't even walk by itself
if you fuck my cloaca good ill lower your car insurance rate by 10%
Just did the best I've ever done at an expo, can I get a hell yeah
I'm not kidding, this might be the biggest day of sales I've ever had. I'm selling out of everything. What the hell is happening.
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