YAML Clark @jasonrclark
Writer, cyclist, amateur retinologist. he/him @[email protected] jasonrclark.com Portland, OR Joined November 2007-
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I've been wanting to dig in with Quarkus for a while, and the MEAP for second edition of Quarkus in Action by @janmartiska and @xstefank is just what I was looking for. Lots of rich detail and examples getting me up and running. Check it out! mng.bz/417w
Nothing says new homeowner quite like dangerously stringing Christmas lights day before Thanksgiving.
OH: They’re using Jenkins as a drinking bird
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TFW you look something up in the book you wrote because it was easier to find than Googling 🤓
progress in type systems marches inexorably forward, ruling out broader and broader classes of programs as bad. one day, type systems research will achieve the ultimate goal: to conclusively establish that all programs are bad
Engineer: "I'll experiment with this new language to answer my question!" Senior Engineer: "I'll use this comfortable language to answer my question." Principal Engineer: "I'll just use a spreadsheet to answer my question."
Oh, and if you didn't pick it up in early release, grab it now to save some money! mng.bz/ZxnO
Oh, and if you didn't pick it up in early release, grab it now to save some money! mng.bz/ZxnO
📢Now in print!🍾 Easy job hunting and interesting work. Mastering Java, the beating heart of enterprise software engineering, brings enviable perks. Upgrade your #Java skills now: mng.bz/j24e @jasonrclark @kittylyst @karianna #JVM #Javaprogramming
Cashier at Tillamook Creamery as my family checks out: “I’ve never seen someone buy that much cheese.” #success
I learned a lot in my 8-year long stint I couldn't have learned in 2 4-year long stints, and this recursively applies to every shorter duration I've worked. Seeing the real impact of decisions down the line has value for anyone who wants to build anything of lasting value,
The Marvel Cinematic Universe has gone too far. How am I supposed to remember this banana’s backstory? How many movies do I need to watch to be prepared to eat the banana? Who is the bananas nemesis? 🦸♂️🍌
If you need a new source for pseudorandom numbers, can I recommend using answers to the question “which messaging app will my spouse use to contact me” ?
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686K Followers 160 Following by @olivia__ms // listen to my podcast with @aranptappers and ORDER MY BOOK OUT NOW // [email protected] for enquiriesThe @newrelic 2024 State of the Java Ecosystem report has been published! It's always great to see how companies are using Java. Shoutout to @jasonrclark who published the first version of it newrelic.com/resources/repo…
Chowed down on some delicious BBQ ribs with a few #Devnexus2023 #usualSuspects #FatMatts #greasyhandsblurrypic #happynonetheless
@jasonrclark @janmartiska @QuarkusIO No worries at all! Thank you so much for the first public review!
I finally have own copy of The Well-Grounded Java Developer! #snailymail @jasonrclark @kittylyst
@kwugirl @jasonrclark Thank you for keeping the dream alive. ❤️
@thejonanshow @jasonrclark I wanted to let you guys know that when I need a company name while testing stuff, I like to use Reed Computer Support.
usually the most i’ll do with thanksgiving leftovers is make a big sandwich but this year the family is going hard and making turkey ramen????
might be the best thanksgiving spread i’ve had at a family gathering… i made the mashed potatoes with crispety cruncheties and one of the three cranberry sauces (with jalapeño and smoky mezcal)
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it was a bit touch and go with the crust for a minute, but the cranberry tart ended up being both a success and a big hit!
i remember calculating the rate of changes to the system during a production freeze week and it was actually higher than the ‘normal’ weeks surrounding it. what we call a change is in large part a social construct.
Meanwhile, just watched Episode 6 of #ThePeripheral. Got my mind off Twitter!
You can tell you’re a certain type of tech person if you hear the phrase “…and then Bob’s your uncle” and it makes you sigh.
tbh i wish it were reasonable to just eat sushi every single day
I dug a bit into using Netlify forms & functions, hoping to create a tiny CRUD page for myself that doesn't have any database. Idea was: submit form, Netlify function writes to git repo & triggers re-render, re-render shows new data. Doesn't seem to be a thing though.
Surprisingly very little chatter about a big-budget William Gibson screen adaptation, but THE PERIPHERAL starts off solid. Reminds me of COUNTERPART with its temporal sf espionage thrills, but more blockbuster broad. Slick & entertaining, if prosaic so far.
@bj_carter @TheRokuChannel Roku's working on it. In the meantime there's VPN (Very Probably No) way to watch it legally. I'm sure you have a TORRENT of other questions, but I have to move along, sorry.