Sir Godfrey Lawson 🇬🇧 @godfrey_lawson
Former right wing MP for Pennineshire. Proud Tory and Brexiteer. Allergic to cats. Now retired and parodical parody, existence and posts are satire😤. Pennineshire Joined September 2022-
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Something about this reminds me of a tweet from many years ago…🤔
Something about this reminds me of a tweet from many years ago…🤔
A few weeks ago I received my new (what I thought was) ‘blue’ brexit passport However one of the grandkids has done a colour check and this is not the case This is the fault of the EU and I will be complaining to Brussels. Why are they so opposed to our freedom after everything…
Yeah this is so weird 🤨
Yeah this is so weird 🤨
Who is Fred and why does he hate defibrillators
Veteran Tory MP points out unknown correlation between wind speed and wind power generation
Veteran Tory MP points out unknown correlation between wind speed and wind power generation
Mark My deepest sympathies😞 I have similar issues on the estate with these pleb hippies ruining our hard-earned Tory way of life Last year a fox hunt was ruined after they drugged my horses with candy floss and poured orange confetti through my letterbox
Mark My deepest sympathies😞 I have similar issues on the estate with these pleb hippies ruining our hard-earned Tory way of life Last year a fox hunt was ruined after they drugged my horses with candy floss and poured orange confetti through my letterbox
The bias of the #bbcqt audience is again on display tonight as Tory minister Chris Philp is being given a hard time for his perfectly reasonable comments Why does anyone care if Congo and Rwanda are different countries? The only thing that matters is that planes take off with…
Marina it was such a pleasure to play the leading role thank you… I think I did a fantastic job of promoting Tory policies if I may say so☺️ And yes for those wondering, the money is still in the Cayman Islands 💰
Marina it was such a pleasure to play the leading role thank you… I think I did a fantastic job of promoting Tory policies if I may say so☺️ And yes for those wondering, the money is still in the Cayman Islands 💰
This is another urgent warning in light of Keith Starmer’s British Rail announcement😤 This year you plebs will have the choice between a political party which allows shareholder ownership of rail companies or public ownership where all profits are invested back into the…
I have been informed by sources that if the #RwandaBill fails to send any flights of immigrants to the country, the boats will be asked to turn around in the channel and sail to Rwanda. This policy was highly successful during Viking invasions. Thank you Rishi and the…
Happy St George’s Day to my patriotic followers! The bunting is now finally up on the estate thanks to Dave and Jimmy🥳 Today, with pertinent political timing, we celebrate how our inclusive nation welcomed an undocumented migrant to save us from a huge dragon to help our nation…
Happy St George’s Day to my patriotic followers! The bunting is now finally up on the estate thanks to Dave and Jimmy🥳 Today, with pertinent political timing, we celebrate how our inclusive nation welcomed an undocumented migrant to save us from a huge dragon to help our nation…
I’m absolutely furious blood boiling WE’RE BECOMING THIRD WORLD How dare they replace our great English language with this foreign stuff? I don’t even know what half these languages are but they’re certainly not English Not content with Whitechapel train station, they’re…
Entitled Robot could only work 20 hours straight before needing a break, unlike the 24+ hour shifts the servants regularly carry out on our estate Next the woke movement will be suggesting it joins a union
Entitled Robot could only work 20 hours straight before needing a break, unlike the 24+ hour shifts the servants regularly carry out on our estate Next the woke movement will be suggesting it joins a union
Fish & chips Friday on the estate tonight - portions are now coming in at £17 This is a direct consequence of Brussels imposing punitive conditions and forcing British cod to become more expensive thankfully I can comfortably afford this rise after recently selling shares in a…
Plebs are rightly saying that universal credit was supposed to have done this 10 years ago at a cost of £billions of your tax, however we need to regularly deflect from the fact that some of our MPs have allegedly sent nudes, groped women, spoffed a pig’s head, robbed you blind…
Plebs are rightly saying that universal credit was supposed to have done this 10 years ago at a cost of £billions of your tax, however we need to regularly deflect from the fact that some of our MPs have allegedly sent nudes, groped women, spoffed a pig’s head, robbed you blind…
The sick note culture in this country is out of control Lazy plebs in rough areas like London, Liverpool, Middlesbrough and Peterlee are milking the taxpayer dry Despite the Tories giving these people a world class NHS with waiting times of only 5-10 years, these chancers steal…
The sick note culture in this country is out of control Lazy plebs in rough areas like London, Liverpool, Middlesbrough and Peterlee are milking the taxpayer dry Despite the Tories giving these people a world class NHS with waiting times of only 5-10 years, these chancers steal…
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For the concerned in my replies, don’t worry - I can make cake!
@godfrey_lawson @stillgray Turns out you’re a robot all along
Miscolouring our passports is the sort of dastardly thing the French would do.
A few weeks ago I received my new (what I thought was) ‘blue’ brexit passport However one of the grandkids has done a colour check and this is not the case This is the fault of the EU and I will be complaining to Brussels. Why are they so opposed to our freedom after everything…
Always check the picture.
@DPJHodges Why do I hear that Geordie fella from Big Brother when I see your tweets?
@godfrey_lawson The police are woke. They always treat thugs like they are thugs & it is unacceptable😡
Your periodic reminder that England, a windswept nation with more potential for onshore wind power than almost anywhere else in the world (other than Scotland), banned new onshore wind farms in 2017.
So yesterday I went swimming at my gym did 40 lengths got out the pool had a shower then got into the jacuzzi when I had a cardiac arrest and drowned luckily for me the lady in there grabbed me alerted life guards who got me out shocked me back to life with a defib and cpr ❤️
@emmaroc33249448 @toobusyforfools Given the ignorant anti science hashtags in your bio, I’m not surprised you don’t like being challenged by experts in the field. Maybe take a look at your own attitude before accusing an expert in their field who is calling you out on your arrogant bs
I'm experimenting with a drum and bass jazz fusion. You might like it 😉🎶
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Right Said Fred lamenting the closure of local music venues they were booked to play
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@latimeralder @ianboydsnr So you're saying it is no good for the purpose that it doesn't intend to serve?
@TheFreds @RobFrancis82 Nothing says increased risk of death without them.
Well I never expected that Congratulations @benhabib6 You are this weeks #CuntoftheWeek With 82% of the vote (don’t get excited - you’ll never poll anywhere near that again)
Someone made this to troll me but I think I look as cute as fuck tbh.
@godfrey_lawson That Victor Abdebowale🤬 How dare he speak with knowledge, compassion & understanding. This is not how things are done in the UK. We are a very right wing country where we all agree with Ben Habib!
Just a random thought as I wait for my Naproxen to kick in: Why does Richard Holden need eight deputies? #GTTO #GeneralElectionNow
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