Geoff Brown @gmbrown
Exiled Michigan native. Husband, father, lawyer, cat wrangler, dog whisperer #GoBlue about.me/gmbrown Peoria, IL Joined March 2008-
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Guilty as charged. #GoBlue
Preach.
See you there! #GoBlue
If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down…even if you feel the friendship has run its course.
two full weeks and no media reached out to the regional sewer district who served Kelce brothers during their Cleveland Heights years
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
The Lions social media team just bludgeoned Aaron Rodgers.
[Wizard of Oz writing room] Producer: So it's a kids' movie Me: Let's kill a woman Producer: What? Me: Just absolutely crush her with a house Producer: This movie is about family Me: We'll have some people sing about how awesome it is she's dead Producer: Me: Then rob her
This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.
#Colonoscopy done. Went pretty smoothly. Definitely worth doing. Also, the prep procedure made me learn that I owe an apology to all the people who told me I was “totally full of shit”—turns out you were right. In my defense, I didn’t realize you meant it literally.
Time for the prep. Luckily I was able to consult this educational video from the 90s (featuring a popular 80s song) so I could have a summary of the process and expected results. youtubetrimmer.com/view/?v=AbaVVO… #colonoscopy #poopgeyser
#Colonoscopy tomorrow. So that means that means an Election Day with lots of discomfort, unpleasantness, and spewing of shit. Then I start my colonoscopy prep. #poopgeyser
Me, immediately forgetting someone’s name after they tell me: Guess I have to avoid using this person’s name for the next 15 years or so.
billionaire still wants to buy a social network full of crap but our sewers are not for sale
people in front of you in line love being like, “and what is a ‘bagel?’”
The Queen's death could create one of the worst weeks ever on here. British people debasing themselves, 600-tweet colonialism threads, men in hats on horses on TV. A grief bomb followed by a magnitude 8 takequake resulting in an outbreak of mass amateur historianism. Be careful.
I have had almost this exact conversation several times with our seven-year-old.
I have had almost this exact conversation several times with our seven-year-old.
Jody L @bigdumptruck
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Reid @reidaboutit
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(((R.M. Weiner))) @rmfnord
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Beej @Beej23328689
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redyellowgreendance �.. @RYGdance
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Jody L @bigdumptruck
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Reid @reidaboutit
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Slick Sharkey, Esq. @SlickSharkey
675 Followers 149 Following Appellate lawyer, legal analyst, bourbon drinker.
University of Michiga.. @UMich
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DSSchatz @dsschatz
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(((R.M. Weiner))) @rmfnord
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Ben Greenman @bengreenman
15K Followers 2K Following Books: Superbad, The Slippage, What He's Poised To Do (fiction), nonfiction w/Questlove, Sly Stone, George Clinton, Little Steven, Brian Wilson. & @AUWABooks.
Tundra British Columb.. @BeeeejEsq
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Crumbl Cookies @CrumblCookies
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Home Assistant @home_assistant
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Up and Vanished @upandvanished
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Pushkin Industries �.. @pushkinpods
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InsideEVs @InsideEVs
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Dave Peabody @davepeabody
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ChargePoint @ChargePointnet
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PlugShare @plugshare
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Optiwatt @optiwatt
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EVgo Fast Charging Ne.. @evgonetwork
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Club Car Wash @theclubcarwash
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282 Followers 178 Following I make jokes about parenting and marriage. I give advice from time to time. Even more rare I give good advice. Follow and laugh at my mom/wife fails!
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49K Followers 750 Following The highest-rated automatic, self-cleaning litter box for cats 🐈 (that really works!) Never 🙌 scoop 🙌 again. 🙌 #LitterRobot #Whisker
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More details: 2021-24 model year Mustang Mach-E + F-150 Lightning customers will be eligible & the reservation process will be validated by VIN. One charger per VIN. We'll cover cost of shipping. Details on how to reserve & tech specs of the adapter will be shared soon.…
When we announced @Ford EVs would get access to @Tesla Superchargers, I said we'd send customers a Fast Charging Adapter. I'm pleased to confirm that eligible #MustangMachE & #F150Lightning owners in the U.S. + Canada can reserve a complimentary adapter starting soon. This is…
@TheDrPhDMD actually it's pronounced "no one gives a shit about what you think" 🤔🤪😂
Off to have breakfast with my Sponser, exchange the 27 year chip for 28! #Grateful Eat some black eye peas! #goodluck Then watch @UMichFootball beat the tide, #RoseBowl #GoBlue Happy New Year!
BREAKING: @bigten investigating @UMichFootball for having two head coaches better than Ryan Day. 〽️#GoBlue #MichiganVsEverybody
Ryan Day looks so sad (r @LBSports)
@Ediscoverycloud @pattonoswalt Based on the danger. I would have an an “accident” within a few seconds. Always pack a spare pair of underpants.
BREAKING: The previously scheduled Saturday night football game between MSU and OSU will now be a town hall where the teams will take turns discussing how Michigan hurt them. Should be riveting.
Lots of sources and articles about how "mad" opposing coaches are about Michigan...The level of anger has a direct relationship with the success Michigan has had over the last two+ seasons...Also, the level of anger is not grounds for an unprecedented overreach from the commish
The way this Michigan sign stealing allegation is being handled in the national media, to me, is a snapshot of a where we are as an industry. *The NCAA has yet to complete their investigation. *The NCAA Committee on Infractions has no findings in front of them. *Michigan…
@JoeFarr86 @ReeseClarett13 @fools_sports Yeah, what would he know? You probably have way more experience.
I have my personal opinions about Michigan and what’s going on. My opinions aren’t biased and I call things like they are. I got former teammates, good friends, homeboys and ppl I know that went to Michigan. This Harbaugh situation in my humble opinion has more to do with college…
I had a great birthday today but wanted to say something before I went to sleep. I don’t like this thing going on with Harbaugh. It feels like the Michigan version of Tressel and the tattoos. Ruining or trying to defame these coaches after work put in to build these programs…
I can go back and forth with the Michigan and OSU banter. It’s fun and comical on lots of levels. I can take the jokes about my past and all of the above…. In all honesty I think the investigation into Michigan for the hamburger, sign viewing or whatever it is is another reason…
"Hello, this is your kid’s school calling. So, your kid said her daddy dropped her off today. I could still see him if I stepped outside, but I know it’s much more convenient for you to take this call." mcsweeneys.net/articles/this-…
At some point you have to wonder if the GOP actually cares about the country. A real political party would not tolerate, for example, Mitch McConnell as the top Republican supposedly leading the fight against a tyrannical and despotic regime.
As we close out August, Starter Villain is on @goodreads' list of the fifteen most anticipated reads for September! Come see what else made the list: goodreads.com/blog/show/2651…
When they say Pride comes before the Fall, they mean wait until Fire Island season is over before you release the Pumpkin Spice Latte. 🏳️🌈☕️
ADHD is like 50% not working, 50% working frantically to make up for the not working part, 50% thinking about the work I should be doing (but not actually working), and 50% not sleeping (but trying to).
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