Patron Friar of Lost Causes @friarstjude
Dad x2. Lawyer of lost causes, but not your lawyer. Go Padres! Joined May 2014-
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This is a bit shocking from a public defender, and one with some prominence. *Any lawyer*, especially a PD, should understand the job is to adopt the clients advocacy position, so long as it’s not illegal or unethical (according to the states rules of professional conduct).
This is a bit shocking from a public defender, and one with some prominence. *Any lawyer*, especially a PD, should understand the job is to adopt the clients advocacy position, so long as it’s not illegal or unethical (according to the states rules of professional conduct).
You can poke fun of the trustafarians and white dudes with dreadlocks all you want, but Phish puts on an undeniably amazing concert few bands have ever been capable of.
You can poke fun of the trustafarians and white dudes with dreadlocks all you want, but Phish puts on an undeniably amazing concert few bands have ever been capable of.
You can find me at Yale selling Jordan flags because the students have a lot of money and don’t know the difference between that and a Palestine flag.
This shouldn’t be difficult for any senator except the one whose state ranks dead last in education, but this would violate the 1st amendment.
This shouldn’t be difficult for any senator except the one whose state ranks dead last in education, but this would violate the 1st amendment.
Would be interesting if @Columbia geofences the protest area so that students on the lawn cannot attend class. @JonahDispatch
Would be interesting if @Columbia geofences the protest area so that students on the lawn cannot attend class. @JonahDispatch
That moment when SNL predicted the future…
The secret to jury selection from the perspective of a criminal defense attorney is you’re looking for just 1 person… because a conviction requires unanimity.
The secret to jury selection from the perspective of a criminal defense attorney is you’re looking for just 1 person… because a conviction requires unanimity.
Probably the most interesting thing I’ve seen about the new @NPR chief is a seemingly credible accusation that she’s a CIA asset from a former minister in Tunisia who personally knew her during the Arab Spring.
Biggest surprise of Trumps jury selection… only one alternate juror seated. It’s like doing the New York Times Sunday Crossword in pen. Very optimistic.
What if everyone just silently threw up the X? At least that’s an original idea.
High school class was in the courtroom observing. Cross examined a detective who botched a homicide investigation (lost evidence, didn’t chase down valid leads) and on my way out heard a kid say to his friend: “Bro, if I ever die, do not let that cop investigate my death.”
High school class was in the courtroom observing. Cross examined a detective who botched a homicide investigation (lost evidence, didn’t chase down valid leads) and on my way out heard a kid say to his friend: “Bro, if I ever die, do not let that cop investigate my death.”
Biden v Trump isn’t a choice… it’s a death sentence for this great country.
Biden v Trump isn’t a choice… it’s a death sentence for this great country.
In California, only a district attorney can decide to file charges. The idea that a victim can press charges is fiction and only seen on TV (though other states may allow this, but I’m inly licensed as an attorney in California)
In California, only a district attorney can decide to file charges. The idea that a victim can press charges is fiction and only seen on TV (though other states may allow this, but I’m inly licensed as an attorney in California)
There’s a reason the Kardashians are billionaires and this is a standard WNBA salary - and the reason is because women put their eyes and wallets towards them and not the WNBA.
There’s a reason the Kardashians are billionaires and this is a standard WNBA salary - and the reason is because women put their eyes and wallets towards them and not the WNBA.
Starting off voir dire by asking the jury what their favorite crime is
Finally the end of my Padres friends talking about Pham as some sort of eschatological savior.
Finally the end of my Padres friends talking about Pham as some sort of eschatological savior.
It’s the curse of Bob Melvin
Never once did that on the padres… infuriating to see
Never once did that on the padres… infuriating to see
@kylerulez This is Spencer Strider. Tommy John is a whole other person. Hope this helps.
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Notice that the first thing these CHAZ-style "liberated zones" set up is always fixed borders with guards.
A "no comment" sign, really. Kinda like "Welcome to the gender equality zone! Women must have a male escort & wear a skirt."
@jessesingal Imagine a white kid had said he hated Blacks and threatened violence against black Muslims. I’m sure the response would be the same.
Amazing chain of events. The kid reiterates his murderous views *during* a disciplinary meeting and posts it online. He brags to his audience about having not walked it back. Columbia (apparently) doesn't take any further action. Then, when it goes public, he's sorry, Columbia's…
I would like to form the opposite of a PTA just to ask school to do less. A lazy parents union
These school theme days are getting out of hand. My two kids came home with an “ABC countdown” theme day calendar. That’s right: *26* back-to-back theme days. The kicker? Each kid’s theme days are different.
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My 10-year law school reunion is in June. Should I pack tear gas remedies?
🔊 ... "Communism is an ideology created by a loser, who created an ideology for losers." "And you may be asking yourself why do people support it? Why are there still people saying that Communism is a good idea?" "Because there are still a lot of losers out there, losers who…
I spent a week as a Deliveroo rider. And learnt a lot. First up, Deliveroo likes to claim you should earn at least the minimum wage of £11.44 while working. Me? I worked for 22hrs 50mins, rode 105 miles, did 27 drop offs and earned £120.38. That works out at £5.28 an hour🧵
@RogerHallamCS21 More people die of extreme cold. And no, we won't be sending you money. Improve your hustle.
Man, she is so, so good at this. Effortlessly parrying every single bad faith argument concisely and effectively, every time. Its like that scene from Matrix 2 when Neo easily dispatches countless waves of Agent Smiths. Its not my nature to fanboi anyone, but I'm deeply…
Pretending we don’t possess the biological characteristics that lead to women’s oppression doesn’t resolve the oppression. It makes it impossible to analyse or challenge the basis on which women are oppressed. 1/3
If Columbia U kicked out Khymani James, it wasn't because he talked about killing Jews. The University already knew that because he told it to its staff. Columbia let him stay for months after the threats. Khymani was kicked out because everyone found out about it.
@VitalsMA I’m getting “let’s chant ‘defund the police’ instead of exploring a different phrase with more clarity as we erase all the public opinion gains we made in the last couple months” PTSD flashbacks here man.
This is the greatest day of my life
@minakimes You're in the NYT Crossword 😎
Israeli universities are offering spots to people in US universities who don’t feel safe. This is circulating at @MIT right now. People will certainly take them up on the offer. There is a Jewish brain drain going on elite US universities. We should all be concerned about the…
When the relatively small company coming after your little client hires one of the biggest law firms in the world, you just know the reason. Private equity. #ZachWolfeLawFirm #TeenyLaw
My whole study group from law school has officially passed the bar and we all did it on our first tries 🙌🏼🙌🏼😍😍😭😭
The video that went viral is literally of his disciplinary hearing from a previous incident. He said all that stuff to Columbia administrators, and they are only punishing him now because the video got out into the wild (because he posted it on Instagram).
E👏X👏P👏E👏L👏L👏E👏D Earlier today, antisemitic scum Khymani James was kicked out of Columbia after his murderous rant targeting Jews went viral on social media.
'Shot Caller' (2017) is a surprisingly accurate depiction of life in prison. The film shows outsiders why and how prisoners--particularly within the California Dept. of Corrections system--organize along racial lines and defer to the informal rule of a "shot caller."
Fontenot on Penix: If he sits for four or five years, that’s a great problem to have because we’re doing so well at that position. #Falcons
Books on Chivalry— For those interested in the study of chivalry, this is where to start. 🧵
People forget the DSG almost had this guy on the podcast to apologize for the curse but he bailed the day before. Sad!
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