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“Did you understand at the time you certified to DB that the 2021 SOFC presents fairly in all material respects that Mar a Lago was valued as a private residence?” Yes, Eric says, “It is very clear that Mar a Lago is a private residence, not a club.”
@BigDaddyDrix @fballabsurdity Yeah, mark me as another Rachaad White doubter, I absolutely avoided him this year. Feel like you're pretty well on the mark with this piece.
You're telling me. With a straight face.
Donald Trump is revealed to be 6-foot-3 and 215 pounds, according to the Fulton County Sheriff’s Office.
There's more good TV on than ever, just a deluge of content that I can barely keep up, I say as I queue up yet another run of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
It’s a great article. Read the great article. Bigger than football
Jon Gruden - 1 """""Cancel Culture""""" - 0 footballabsurdity.com/2023/05/31/abs…
The world would be a much better place if everyone loved each other as much as generic white dudes love asking me if I’ve watched Ted Lasso
This was in my memories from two years ago
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Where is the famous hill Walter Payton ran on? 👀👀
Good morning beautiful people.. I just put together a handsome parlay picking every game today… I don’t think I could name a player on any team but Texas. It’s that type of stupidity that will be described as brilliant if this +2100 bet hits… I always love to be reminded that…
@PatMcAfeeShow Episode V: The Pack Strikes Back
Got a crazy letter in the mail today!!
Kudos to the #Bears who now have a buttload of Round 1 & 2 picks, plus an alpha WR1. That's cool and I'm happy for them But don't forget what us #Texans fans have; will always have. An awesome, epic, ultra-gritty 1-point win over the Colts in a meaningless Week 18 season finale
DJ Moore being part of that trade knocks it out of the park for Chicago. Future 1st as a fields hedge, still picking in the top 10, added multiple more picks too. No notes.
shit got me emotional as hell ngl. mad love for Calvin Ridley & I cannot wait to cheer for this dude this year. 🙏❤️
theplayerstribune.com/posts/calvin-r… Had to get this off my chest before the next chapter. @PlayersTribune
@Browns It’s okay folks, the Browns PR talked with their wives first.
AR is impressive, but Stroud is out here just locking himself into being the bulletproof QB1 in the class imo. not to say that Richardson hasn't helped himself today, but let's not go crazy double-counting the fact that AR is Hercules.
Thank God this didn't happen during the Nickelodeon broadcast
send 'em home. players, fans, all of 'em. sports are just a game at the end of the day. bruh I have no clue how to process this. it's wild.
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