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So, I was gonna have a productive day, but I started watching Dead Boy Detectives while drinking coffee and now that's all I can do. Sorry.
You know, I don't care who's in the stall next to me, but I will call security on someone filming in the bathroom.
Restaurants are already experimenting with "surge pricing." Dave & Busters, Cali BBQ, Bartaco and dozens more are already dabbling with the technology. Many of the chains are using automated "dynamic pricing" provider Juicer, which implements average price swings of up to 15%.
I swear if you close your eyes, you could convince yourself Mickey Mouse has just broken the 400m indoor world record for Netherlands…
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Because I saw this on the timeline: fellow white people, don't use "Say His Name" for Aaron Bushnell. We also can't use Rest in Power. Memorialize him without coopting these terms which were created for Black folks experiencing oppression and violence.
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If you push start and your cars wipers at the same time it will take a screen shot.
My dad watched most of TENET posed up like this then when it ended he told me he didn’t understand any of it
If this is true then the entire Postal Service needs to strike immediately
I hear a frozen embryo is a child now. Maybe that means I can get an Emmy for all the ideas for TV shows I have in my head that I will never write.
I put this in my calendar like two years ago as a joke but boy
Let’s be clear: Any Corporation bragging about record profits, but whose workers are on food stamps, Medicare, homeless or living in poverty (or section 8 housing) is a total failure. Let’s quit subsidizing greed.
I’m putting together a team
The only reason Americans think they aren't the most propagandized people in the world is because it's working.
Dude, gummy bears are also made of the annihilated bones of huge strong cattle.
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@killthepenguins @VoicesByZane Counterpoint: An Easier mode, does not stop you playing a game the way you want to play it. You want to play it as its "meant" to be played? Cool, go for it. Knock yourself out. How does having a mode with reduced enemy HP/Dam, for instance, ruin your experience? I don't get it
@killthepenguins @VoicesByZane Yall realize that for some a super easy mode would still be difficult for them right? They'd still be getting the challenge of the game, but on a level that they're able to handle and still be able to enjoy it. Its just scaling it to fit the players skill level.
@killthepenguins @VoicesByZane Yeah. But literally what is stopping them from making an easy mode? "It's supposed to be hard" have you considered making it not hard? It's a lore heavy game, maybe someone who doesn't sweat everywhere would like to see that story too?
@blondjewels @VoicesByZane there are lots of people with disabilities who cannot play difficult games the way they were made. there should be an option for us
@VoicesByZane Okay but I love this idea. My boys are *obviously* experts at Overwatch, Fortnite, Apex, etc and they want me to play and I’m just like..??? “Mommy will stand under this tree and you can tell me what to do when you need me”💀
@VoicesByZane I really want to play games like Elden ring and dark souls, but I am actually so bad at games like that it turns me away bc I know I’d get stuck instantly. It would be so nice if there was an easier difficulty option, like enemies have less hp or dumber ai
Every single video game should have a super easy mode for babies. Some people just are not good at games but want to experience the artistic design like music and visuals. You lose nothing by letting people enjoy your game on easy mode.
What gaming opinion will have you like this?
She is going to a self defence class because she is hassled regularly and has been followed a few times. Enough is enough, leave our daughters alone…
My child until her stop. This was at 10.30 this morning on the way to a self defence class she has just started.
And whisper. She jumped up and screamed at him to leave her alone, she then moved to a different carriage. He followed her screaming abuse at which point a wonderful women stopped him from reaching at her by being a human barrier, a man then also decided to help. They protecte
My daughter was today on a train going to her self defence class, a man got in the virtually empty carriage and sat directly opposite her and stared at her, when she didn’t give him attention he moved and sat right next to her, where he proceeded to put his head right next to her
Why did I leave the IRS? In 2017, they took away my stack of rich person audits and gave me a stack of poor people audits. I couldn't stomach auditing poor people. My health collapsed. I tried to keep going, but finally after weekly hospital visits I quit. #taxtwitter
Today, a student who is mostly nonverbal spoke at morning meeting. He talked about how much he wanted a dog. The other kids raised their hands to ask him questions. They asked, and he answered them all. We were late for gym, and no one cared. This is why I teach.
@PositivelyChris Very much so. High heels to watch a movie on a couch and make dinner?! Insanity
@Das_Not_Gooddd Such oddly controlling behavior. 😣
@unkonfined 100%…I was very thankful actually. He seemed completely normal until then
@Das_Not_Gooddd Lucky you. Usually, it takes years for someone to figure out the person they’re seeing is an absolute loser.
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