excontradiction @excontradiction
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600 drones from Boulder based @NovaSkyStories dance in the sky surprising and delighting the crowd for final epic moments at Folsom Field. Special thanks to Kimball Musk, Jeremy Stein, Don Strasburg, Lance Carl and Ryan Gottlieb. ✨ We love you, Boulder! 🌹💀⚡️
My daughter, who's had a degree in computer science for 25 years, posted this about ChatGPT on Facebook. It's the best description I've seen.
47 years ago, on this date in 1976, @wmata Metrorail service began operating
Gonna jab you in the eye with a foreign object I personally will stab you in the eye with a foreign object
Back in the 80s, we used to laugh at a skit on Saturday Night Live called “It’s Pat.” In the skit, there was a person whose gender presentation was so ambiguous as to be impenetrable to the people with whom they came into contact.
Why don't they make Neapolitan ice cream, but with 3 better flavors?
For everyone visiting their parents this week: LG tvs call it TrueMotion Roku/TCL calls it Action Smoothing Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus Sony calls it MotionFlow Panasonic calls it Intelligent Frame Creation Amazon Fire TVs call it Motion Processing
a brief history of what we now call the Purple Line ⬇️🚊
Gonna stick you in the eye with a foreign object Gonna poke you in the eye with a foreign object
People say friends don't destroy one another What do they know about friends?
Busy tomorrow? Asking for a friend.
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The @SkepticsGuide gets a mention on this week’s @LastWeekTonight! This is what it’s like when my worlds collide.
Who else caught a glimpse of us on @LastWeekTonight!?
The @SkepticsGuide gets a mention on this week’s @LastWeekTonight! This is what it’s like when my worlds collide.
Can’t wait for this! @phish @SphereVegas 🔮
We’ve always got disco on the mind here ✨ 📸: Tim Kubasik, @tkubs_
Rendered chicken fat and mushrooms develop a delicious pan sauce. foodandwine.com/recipes/chicke…
Bob’s curse is broken! We saw the eclipse!
It’s time to start our Dallas adventures! We’ll see a bunch of you tonight! Make sure to tag us in your Extravaganza pictures.
Dashcam footage of driving over the Baltimore Bridge truly reveals the scale of what has collapsed, and collapsed so quickly and completely.
recording Dusk Song a few years back at Unwound ⚔️ trombone vocal duel video which became spine of the song 🎟️ come see us at @ICALondon in October
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We're severely underutilizing the concept of groundhog's day. We should be ripping more animals out hiding and asking them unknowable questions about the future at least weekly
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Everyone's Getting Involved: A Stop Making Sense Tribute Album — coming soon. Featuring 16 tracks by 16 artists.
@excontradiction @SquigglyVolcano @NatGeo Not for me but I don’t know why that is different for you