Eric Spitznagel @ericspitznagel
Author, editor, journalist, shut-in. What deadline shall we procrastinate with social media today? ericspitznagel.substack.com Chicago, IL Joined November 2010-
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When women say they’d rather encounter a bear in the woods than a man, they mean this guy, right?
I feel this. And unlike Crumb, I don't have an anthropomorphic swine mocking my music nostalgia.
Happy 91st birthday to Willie Nelson and his short-shorts.
Now THAT'S how you do a hidden track.
One of the toughest things about having kids is that just when you get really good at folding them up like origami and inserting them in a travel-ready bowl, they’re all grown up and independent.
Actually, if you're doing it right, the records should hurt SO GOOD.
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
From behind, the Ramones had a real “gaggle of awkward middle school boys in various stages of puberty, walking to Taco Bell and telling boner jokes” vibe.
Happy 110th birthday to the greatest ballpark on Earth. #WrigleyField
Favorite 4 studio album run by a band or artist? Not even a question. #themountaingoats
Favorite 4 studio album run by a band or artist? Not even a question. #themountaingoats https://t.co/6TbVpB4l0E
I know there's a lot of deserved controversy surrounding the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s 2024 inductees. Zack Attack gets in and Kaptain Kool and the Kongs are snubbed for YET ANOTHER YEAR? It's bullshit. But the Electric Mayhem deserves their moment. #RockHall2024
Didn't think it was possible to improve on the original, but I stand corrected. I hope Hulk does the Magnetic Fields next.
Didn't think it was possible to improve on the original, but I stand corrected. I hope Hulk does the Magnetic Fields next.
A rare photo of Elvis scrolling through social media.
What you're left with if you get to Record Store Day late. #RecordStoreDay2024
420 and Record Store Day converging on the same day is proof that God exists and wants us to be happy.
Listen, I'm no fan of third-party candidates, but I think Sleestak makes some compelling points.
Taylor Swift's new album has 15 "surprise" songs? That seems excessive. Back in my day, when we got a "surprise" hidden track at the end of a CD, it was just one song and it felt like musical contraband.
Brian Stack @BrianStack153
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Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden
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Otto Von Biz Markie @Passionweiss
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Mercedes B @MercedesBiehl
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Ryan Ridge @ryan_ridge
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Commander @Mu4FE9lDr6F84
47 Followers 1K Following 風雨を経験しなければ、虹を見ることはできない。磨かれなければ、ダイヤモンドになることはできない。堅持して、奮闘して、夢はついに実現します！頑張って！
HopequestingThePodcas.. @HopequestingPod
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Hae Deady @DeadyHae53250
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Willie Hugh Nelson @Williehunelson
282 Followers 6K Following Official Willie Nelson I didn't come here, and I ain't leaving. New Album, 'The Border,' Out May 31! willienelson. https://t.co/LYHZZS0ZhV
The Spectator @spectator
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Mark Sparks @marksparksjr
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Saúl Fernández Labr.. @LabranaSaul
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Ben Vester @benvesterWV
29 Followers 512 Following Appalachian American. Views are my own & mostly about @LFC.
Tom Garrett @TomGarrettIFS
218 Followers 264 Following Chief Communications Officer for the Institute for Free Speech (https://t.co/GKZgIi7XBm / @InstFreeSpeech). Reach me here or at [email protected]. Opinions my own.
Elizabeth @YEGLib
46 Followers 219 Following Lib or Libby, either way -- always a liberal, but never a Liberal.
Illyria One @IllyriaOne
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Tawnya Lindstrom @TawnyaTaw
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CRB @crbarrineau
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HighUncleMark @HighUncleMark
817 Followers 2K Following hiya. I’m the overnite Twitter manager. I take #cannabis on The Sideporch™. #StonerFam #Mmemberville
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Mairead Quin @maire_qu
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Chuck Taylor @BoozeBlogsChuck
5K Followers 6K Following Sports, gambling, music, and plenty of other random things in tweet/blog form. CONTACT: DM me on here or send an email to [email protected]
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Brian Stack @BrianStack153
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The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt
372K Followers 1K Following ~*Jewish-American Disney Princess*~ @HarlanCoben once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.
David Roth @david_j_roth
137K Followers 5K Following https://t.co/z4uMny3wRQ. Also https://t.co/R9hld5jysP. Header art by Vicki Nerino.
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
200K Followers 4K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
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Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden
66K Followers 987 Following The Ween Of American Rock Critics. Author of six books. New book on BORN IN THE USA due 5/28/24. @uproxx culture critic. Host of podcasts living and Dead.
Pitchfork @pitchfork
3.1M Followers 4K Following The most trusted voice in music 〰️ @pitchforkfest July 19-21, 2024
Vernon Reid @vurnt22
69K Followers 11K Following Guitar can take you far; from Brooklyn To The Sky...!
James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak
110K Followers 3K Following Dr. Venture on The Venture Bros., Grant on Review, Arthur on Difficult People, Rolf on The Office. References available upon request.
regular steve albini @electricalWSOP
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff
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Michael Azerrad @michaelazerrad
14K Followers 86 Following Author of _The Amplified Come as You Are: The Story of Nirvana_ and _Our Band Could Be Your Life_. Bylines: @NewYorker, @YaleReview and @NYTimes.
Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi
786K Followers 2K Following 🎥 TikTok: @padmalakshmi 🎬 Creator of Taste the Nation @hulu
Paul Myers @pulmyears
24K Followers 6K Following Host: @RecordStoreDay Podcast, Author: Kids In The Hall: One Dumb Guy, A Wizard A True Star: Todd Rundgren In The Studio, Executive Producer: KITH Comedy Punks
Heidi N. Moore @moorehn
111K Followers 10K Following Slowwwly backing away from this place I liked. Ex-WSJ, Marketplace, Guardian. moorehn on Bsky. I followed u for pics of your pet. She/her. Hi.
Susanna Hoffs @SusannaHoffs
200K Followers 470 Following Founding member of The Bangles. I like to make things.
The Spectator @spectator
263K Followers 1K Following Politics, culture and more; weekly since 1828, and a bit more often here. Try a month free – https://t.co/e53FMwNN03
radiohead lyrics @radioheadlyrics
38K Followers 254 Following The largest #radiohead lyrics fan account online. All credit and bits of words from @Radiohead and @ThomYorke
David Yaffe @davidmyaffe
1K Followers 577 Following Reckless Daughter: A Portrait of Joni Mitchell @fsgbooks, prof @SyracuseU, https://t.co/kfvlAQxiAo
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krista roslof @KRoslof
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Joanne Elgart Jenning.. @JoanneEJennings
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Web Design Museum @WebDesignMuseum
148K Followers 15 Following Web Design Museum exhibits thousands of screens and videos of old websites, mobile apps and software from 1990s to mid-2000s.
Lawrence Glazer @larryglazer
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Clean Air Club @Clean_Air_Club_
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Baseball by BSmile @BSmile
73K Followers 981 Following Baseball History | Digital Artist Photo Editing/Restoration/Colorization ~ Vintage image content enhanced by @BSmile
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60K Followers 58K Following Published poet & writer Threads ID: paul_des_art Posts without RTs: https://t.co/UWor12XtGd
Iris Smyles @IrisSmyles
1K Followers 634 Following author of Droll Tales, Dating Tips for the Unemployed, and Iris Has Free Time https://t.co/tvEREnA5sb
Muskegon Lumberjacks @MuskegonJacks
20K Followers 558 Following Official Twitter of the @USHL Muskegon Lumberjacks | 60 years of tradition #ChopChop
Tahir Ibn Manzoor @TahirIbnManzoor
1K Followers 1K Following Sports Journalist - @Sportzwiki | Bylines: @Forbes, @Guardian, @AlJazeera, @TRTWorld, @TheSun, @Espncricinfo, @MailOnline.
Pearl Jam @PearlJam
3.4M Followers 936 Following Pearl Jam's Official Twitter Account. Dark Matter, the 12th studio album from Pearl Jam. https://t.co/PRp1VpwDOx
Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan
327K Followers 14K Following What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan (parody)
Yulia Navalnaya @yulia_navalnaya
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Dr. Teun Voeten @teunvoeten
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Jenelle V @JenelleComedy
718 Followers 1K Following Artist, Aesthete, Autodidact, Alliterator, AmericanConLaw Aficionado-AndNowStandUpComedian —🌻🇺🇦🌻 #StopPutin #NeverAgain
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653 Followers 299 Following Managing Editor/Outdoor Writer 🎣 Eastern Sierra, Pacific Ocean, Dodgers, Chiefs, Hemingway, Bourdain, Van Gogh, Buffett, Letterkenny. Anti cruise ship.
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Emma Bolden @emmabo
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TheIncurablesDetroit @TheIncurablesMI
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Emily St. Martin @ByEmilyStMartin
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The Academy @TheAcademy
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David Hyde @superfanpr
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Miriam Jayaratna @Jayaratnahhh
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Kliph Nesteroff @ClassicShowbiz
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On Cinema at the Cine.. @OCATCOfficial
26K Followers 376 Following Great guests, great conversation, and a few arguments it's On Cinema at the Cinema 🍿 Become a member today and watch Season 14 and the 11th Oscar Special now!
Ana @_motherslug
14K Followers 1K Following Midwest writer. Records, books, jazz, movies. Bylines at @uncutmagazine @thewiremagazine Maggot Brain from @thirdmanrecords @aquadrunkard @vintageking
Gregg Olsen | Notorio.. @Gregg_Olsen
4K Followers 3K Following #1 New York Times Bestselling Author of true crime, crime thrillers, and young adult thrillers. I live in Notorious USA, the State of Crime.
The Hard Times @REALpunknews
117K Followers 623 Following Real punk news, comin’ your way! We are reader supported, if you want to join the community sign up for our Patreon: https://t.co/Qk0leqpHah
composers doing norma.. @NormalComposers
93K Followers 1 Following // pictures of composers doing normal shit // // all photos © their original photographers // // archived at @librarycongress //
Jeremy Bolm @JeremyXBolm
18K Followers 535 Following Music: @ToucheAmore / Host of @thefirsteverpod / Owner of @SECRET__VOICE
Sad to report that @AlanLightNYC and I were the only ones who cosplayed at the Let It Be screening last night.
overtime basketball, not much else like it
Finally watched Ordinary People. Could’ve been an email.
My garage gym gets up to 110 degrees in the summer—but I love using it when it’s at its hottest. Heat is a discomfort that we can all use a little more of. Here are a few benefits: twopct.com/benefits-of-th…
I just discovered that there is a novelization of the movie Freaked, which I promptly bought, and am now waiting patiently for it to be delivered…
@ericspitznagel whew, ty... because for the first time ever, I recently stated that I'd give up coffee before music. and there's no way i'm giving up coffee... write-on!! (tweet too 😅)
@pattonoswalt C’mon Patton, be for real. If you shook a dog’s paw and saw that it would become President and cause nuclear armageddon, would you not try to obtain an unlicensed handgun to take it down at a campaign rally? Huh?!
@ericspitznagel One could make 27 guesses as to what those shorts would smell of and likely still get it wrong.
I asked AI to make Mick Jagger a Muppet and it did not disappoint me …
The FP is thrilled to announce The Front Page, your first-up, first-read news digest. A portal into the world of what we’ve published that day—and the world at large. Delivered to your inbox every morning, Monday to Thursday. Written by people you trust. Read the first edition…
Remembering a Chicago legend—our friend Mike Royko!
Back in March, @JoeBiden, @BillClinton and I sat down with three real icons – the hosts of @SmartLess – to talk about everything from the economy and gun violence, to what we miss about being in office and the importance of sending Joe and Kamala back to the White House. We…
@ericspitznagel ...willie must be about ready to jump into whiskey river. most def, happy 91st bday. cheers.
Remembering our friend Mike Royko today.
I can’t be the only one who winces at the sight of “Trump” and “lotion” in the same sentence.
Eric Trump suggests he can't buy 'skin lotion' at the local CVS because of Biden rawstory.com/eric-trump-ski…
we're living in a world where two rival versions of Sublime are touring simultaneously - yesterday Sublime headlined a festival in Orlando and Sublime With Rome headlined at Red Rocks - my question is, why stop at two Sublimes? Let's get as many Sublimes on the road as possible
@JesseLKercheval Raygun, and they still owe me $300
elimae, eyeshot, Pindeldyboz, Quick Fiction, Midwestern Gothic, New York Tyrant, mlp, Pequin, No Colony, Night Train, Everyday Genius, Opium, Keyhole, Hobart...
Magazine In Memoriam--name a magazine that no longer exists that published your work.
Despising animal cruelty should be bipartisan. #KristiNoem_PuppyBearDeerKiller 🤮
I just need a break. I’ll see you all soon. In the meantime, please read my letter if you’re in or interested in media work. docs.google.com/document/d/1j-…
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