The Douchebaggette Life @douchebaggette
WE HAVE TO GO BAAAAACCCK!!! #SixSeasonsAndAMovie #WeinerTower 5/12/2014 Joined November 2009-
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you should be able to eat your furniture. i love tweeting!!!
White people are afraid of history (banning books and classes), they're afraid of the future (demographic change, them becoming minorities), and they're afraid of the present (always claiming crime is high when it's not).
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Kim k/skims has ripped off the one project that i put my heart & soul into, waved my fee for, and put out in a bid to plateform one of the few brands who isn’t greenwashing. Stripe and Stare underwear is 95% biodegradable and the comfiest in the knicker drawer so jokes on u kim
Seeing photos from the Met Gala between the corpse of a young girl with her throat ripped open and a doctor picking up pieces of skin and intestine to throw into a body bag with the rest of a mangled body and thinking that not a single thing about this world can remain as it is.
My son hadn’t had a proper graduation since middle school. Here’s my commencement address at Michigan, written for him & Class of 2024. Please share it — we all need more empathy. “If you really want to shock the world, unleash your kindness.” youtube.com/watch?v=D1c_UC…
"This is what our ruling class decided to be normal." The Met Gala Rafah
sorry if you’d told me a decade ago it would be comrade macklemore rising to the occasion i would not have believed you
sorry if you’d told me a decade ago it would be comrade macklemore rising to the occasion i would not have believed you
Drake got called white, a pedophile, and then Elon Musk followed him. I'm just naming the order of events.
Drake got called white, a pedophile, and then Elon Musk followed him. I'm just naming the order of events.
Let’s see: - Blinken says the ceasefire deal is extraordinarily generous & says it’s up to Hamas to accept - Hamas accepts - Israel rejects. Orders Palestinians to leave eastern Rafah & then proceeds to bomb western Rafah - bombing Rafah was the US “redline” - US blames Hamas
this so hard
WHAT it just hard cut from her crying about their breakup to this weird ad for Carmax
When the tables have turned.. 😅
Pussy in Bio has arrived at the 2024 #MetGala
I literally cannot believe this unfrosted movie, it unironically makes Madame web look like citizen Kane.
“Hey, so, behind you…” “I said I’ll get to it when I get to it!”
“Hey, so, behind you…” “I said I’ll get to it when I get to it!”
The Tonight Show @FallonTonight
4.4M Followers 20K Following Official Home of The Tonight Show Starring @JimmyFallon, #ThatsMyJam & #PASSWORD! Watch #FallonTonight weeknights 11:35/10:35c on @NBC and next day on @Peacock
DutchFalPal🐬🍀 @FallonHolic_
652 Followers 333 Following When Irish eyes are smiling, they steal your heart. Jimmy Fallon stole mine. Fan of @jimmyfallon & @rickygervais . FanAccount. Jimmy Fallon followed 2 Jan 2023.
🌷 Joanna Niedziela.. @JoannaNiedziela
1K Followers 391 Following I'm a big fan of Jimmy Fallon ❤️❤️and I live in Poland
🍀EstherG🍀 @Neuro2343
2K Followers 724 Following Life is hard enough...love more🥰🍀🥰🍀 #FalPal 🙏🏾 John 14: 1-3
Announcerguy Drew @Drew_McMahon
1K Followers 2K Following Loyal Democrat who loves sports. I don't watch much news on tv. My main source of news is twitter. Followed by @ParisHilton I vet all on here. Will follow back.
🌸Raquel🌸 @DulceFloCruz99
868 Followers 2K Following 24. Fan account. Autistic, double demi. 🖤🩶🤍💚💜|🇺🇸🇲🇽🇸🇻 JIMMY FALLON FOLLOWED 11/14/22!! (she/her)
Liz falpal. my bigges.. @LizOquendo
736 Followers 1K Following Met Jimmy Fallon 10/14/17 big fan of Jimmy Fallon and I am a good person and funny. R.I.P mama Fallon 11/4/17 fan account and R.I.P Justo Oquendo my dad 8/19/21
Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah
11K Followers 1K Following digital sorceress ⚡ does anyone know how to curse a real sword
Ann Wilmer-Lasky, Aut.. @awlasky
29K Followers 31K Following Strange old lady who lives in Roswell, NM, writes #SciFi, #fantasy & #HORROR. Did I mention #poetry? #IndieAuthor https://t.co/j7vKoa6vAT Die-Hard #FalPal #MHHSBD
Linda Streny 💖😊 @LStreny
807 Followers 800 Following Live, Love, Laugh and Believe. @FallonTonight followed 8-20-14 @LateNightSeth followed 9-21-14 @jimmyfallon followed 10-15-14
FalpalRepublic 🌕�.. @FalpalRepublic
386 Followers 292 Following Official account of The Falpal Republic. Jimmy himself follows! (We are a fan account & not connected with The Tonight Show or NBC.) A no-troll zone.
Rebecca Frost @ewgrossrebecca
3K Followers 2K Following Golden retriever of a person. Member of The Utah Film Critics Association, let's talk about movies! 🖖Star Trek: @SpaceShowShow 👾Geek Stuff: @geekshow
FALLON1974 @FALLON1974
3K Followers 2K Following “Success is just happiness. When you are happy, that is success.’’ - @jimmyfallon
Clare @walknonsunshyn
3K Followers 3K Following Love animals, nature, art, & photography. #bollocksclub #falpal Enjoy sharing laughter, light and love💗
Kerri Gray @kerrikgray
14K Followers 1K Following just trying to be a good human. Lover of funny memes, silly parodies, and good poetry (not necessarily in that order).
krissy🍀dj stewart .. @krissyy_elyse
2K Followers 3K Following At least 18 Jumbotron appearances | SU alum 🍊| #FOB #FalPal #BLINK #KISSY #ONCE #MIDZY #LFGM #NYK
Kayleigh @k_hunterlaw
3K Followers 514 Following it’s all fun and games til somebody loses their mind | @kayleighsgotit | usually found cuddling a dog or two
Priscilla @cunningham36pri
189 Followers 3K Following
@RobKutner @ApocalypseHow
26K Followers 2K Following Late night (CONAN, Daily Show) turned animation writer/author. Buy my horror-comedy book, SNOT GOBLINS & OTHER TASTELESS TALES: https://t.co/9yKFh2wNdV
Megan Dorsey @DorseyMega25014
0 Followers 5 Following
Papacamara77 @papacamara29528
255 Followers 4K Following When you are humble and you willing to help others when they are struggling needing help god will make a easy way for you too always be kind and humble 😭🙏
Charity 🔞 @CharityD47
11 Followers 712 Following Seeking likе-minded individuals for steаmy encountеrs
Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook
39K Followers 10K Following 🐸Dive into the delightful world of Frog and Toad! 🌟 Join us for excerpts, illustrations, and adventures! 📚✨
Dmytro Mykola @DmytroMykola
637 Followers 3K Following
JosefDobiesz @DobieszJos59525
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Xanthe @Xanthe598625
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HackedVote @HackedVote
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Clara @clara97ellis
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Whitney Arias @WhitneyAri15848
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Pelee Entertainment @PeleeEntertain
414 Followers 1K Following Opinions expressed are my own. Feel free to try them out for yourself. Happy to share. In development: #KnowHerName #SweetRelease #TomTylerMysteries
Noëlle @ElleExistential
540 Followers 373 Following paranormal researcher, pagliacci, writer, hot dog queen of the midwest, co-host and producer of the @quiteunusualpod 🔮🌈
erin whitehead @girlwithatail
23K Followers 934 Following This IS my backup career; I wanted to be a horse. Views expressed are my own but even I rarely agree with myself.
Mae @madden63mae
108 Followers 3K Following
Mylizza @Mmolchan72M
554 Followers 1K Following
tala @tala20800
546 Followers 4K Following Hand in hand let's create a bright future Show your sympathy and solidarity with Palestiner Give others hope in life Support the children of 🇵🇸Palestine
Hailey @worldbesthailey
302 Followers 649 Following Mama of 4 Adoption. choosing to live out hope in heartache as we await heaven with our girl. 🌻 Walking in grace ✝️ Christ follower 🙏. Wife 💍❤️
jimmyfallonprivatepag.. @Jungkookpr90762
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Briana Livers @BrianaLiver
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Dante Washington @DanteWashi31470
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Jennifer @owens29jennifer
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Miles Kahn @mileskahn
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jo @whatsJo
48K Followers 974 Following b-side. I eat popsicles for breakfast. Trial ft error. 🤖rights. crusha bit, lil bit✨
Mohamed Deblij @DeblijMoha86991
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Loretta @gamble7loretta
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sloane (sîpihkopiyes.. @cottoncandaddy
128K Followers 1K Following writer, editor, marketing-er, sales-er◦ former editor at @funnyordie ◦ nehiyaw ◦ canadian ◦ any pronouns
The Secret Professor .. @HandkerchiefDy1
2K Followers 3K Following Masculine. Competent. High-Quality. Just some of the adjectives that have never been associated with the 19th-best Edmonton Oilers podcast™ AKA @Podrule
Eli Braden @EliBraden
56K Followers 3K Following Comedy / Music. Heard regularly on The Howard Stern Show. Written for Kimmel, Joan Rivers and... Shaq. Also EMMY-NOMINATED TV PRODUCER (That’s My Jam, 2023) 😎
Chau Lambino @ChauLambin45583
93 Followers 5K Following
Spo0ky Szn Bae @mcbae_013
499 Followers 2K Following Female Buddy the Elf - ENFP - Miley/Britney/Taylor stan account - big fan of bimbo girl things / sp00py horror / film twitter secret stalker
Fr. Emmanuel Kasibant.. @FrKasibant15063
2K Followers 5K Following I am a Catholic priest. https://t.co/8yhZHgsBVv support this foundation for poor children. I offer Holy Masses for the intentions of people.
Shanta Callaway @ShantaC16843
80 Followers 234 Following
The Tonight Show @FallonTonight
4.4M Followers 20K Following Official Home of The Tonight Show Starring @JimmyFallon, #ThatsMyJam & #PASSWORD! Watch #FallonTonight weeknights 11:35/10:35c on @NBC and next day on @Peacock
🌷 Joanna Niedziela.. @JoannaNiedziela
1K Followers 391 Following I'm a big fan of Jimmy Fallon ❤️❤️and I live in Poland
🍀EstherG🍀 @Neuro2343
2K Followers 724 Following Life is hard enough...love more🥰🍀🥰🍀 #FalPal 🙏🏾 John 14: 1-3
🌸Raquel🌸 @DulceFloCruz99
868 Followers 2K Following 24. Fan account. Autistic, double demi. 🖤🩶🤍💚💜|🇺🇸🇲🇽🇸🇻 JIMMY FALLON FOLLOWED 11/14/22!! (she/her)
Liz falpal. my bigges.. @LizOquendo
736 Followers 1K Following Met Jimmy Fallon 10/14/17 big fan of Jimmy Fallon and I am a good person and funny. R.I.P mama Fallon 11/4/17 fan account and R.I.P Justo Oquendo my dad 8/19/21
Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah
11K Followers 1K Following digital sorceress ⚡ does anyone know how to curse a real sword
Ann Wilmer-Lasky, Aut.. @awlasky
29K Followers 31K Following Strange old lady who lives in Roswell, NM, writes #SciFi, #fantasy & #HORROR. Did I mention #poetry? #IndieAuthor https://t.co/j7vKoa6vAT Die-Hard #FalPal #MHHSBD
Andy Richter @AndyRichter
1.0M Followers 2K Following @richtercommaandy on Instagram and Threads, Podcast: The Three Questions. And new Sirius XM Call-in show, link below for callers
Linda Streny 💖😊 @LStreny
808 Followers 800 Following Live, Love, Laugh and Believe. @FallonTonight followed 8-20-14 @LateNightSeth followed 9-21-14 @jimmyfallon followed 10-15-14
Rebecca Frost @ewgrossrebecca
3K Followers 2K Following Golden retriever of a person. Member of The Utah Film Critics Association, let's talk about movies! 🖖Star Trek: @SpaceShowShow 👾Geek Stuff: @geekshow
Seth Meyers @sethmeyers
4.7M Followers 902 Following
Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1
108K Followers 3K Following Comedian & Writer. Living the auntiecore life. The book I wrote is called GRAND. Come see my new solo show: GOING UP
Clare @walknonsunshyn
3K Followers 3K Following Love animals, nature, art, & photography. #bollocksclub #falpal Enjoy sharing laughter, light and love💗
Seth Herzog @Thezog
12K Followers 1K Following I like to "move it- move it" Host of The @Sweetestpod & The @Sweet_Show Sometimes seen on TV, Film & Stage Opinions from ice tea bottle tops
krissy🍀dj stewart .. @krissyy_elyse
2K Followers 3K Following At least 18 Jumbotron appearances | SU alum 🍊| #FOB #FalPal #BLINK #KISSY #ONCE #MIDZY #LFGM #NYK
The Weekly Planet @TheWeeklyPlanet
44K Followers 40 Following Red hot movie news, reviews and general nonsense podcast. Hosted by @mrsundaymovies & @wikipediabrown with tweets by editor @rawcollings #weeklyplanetpod
Matt Maiellaro @MattMaiellaro
601 Followers 7 Following
Alison Burke @TiredActor
78K Followers 272 Following Aiming for the spotlight while avoiding the sunlight • actor/comedian • she/her
Mari Mari 🐟👑 Fi.. @MARIMARI_EN
28K Followers 2K Following 🐟 Goldfish Twitch Partner 18+ ママ: @masarudottocom h: @kitachan0v0 i: @kmn_7th 私は魚です !! ART TAG : #MariArti
Out of context Mr Sun.. @oocmrsunday
3K Followers 19 Following
Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook
39K Followers 10K Following 🐸Dive into the delightful world of Frog and Toad! 🌟 Join us for excerpts, illustrations, and adventures! 📚✨
a little peanut 🥜 @youwouldntpost
10K Followers 4K Following award-winning “journalist.” smokes, let’s go
Jo @JoJoFromJerz
949K Followers 5K Following mom. jersey. dem. news junkie. Lebanese. hothead.views are my own.https://t.co/zueo7YDFWx https://t.co/q4qgmwRLzt. https://t.co/9Fp1kdOX6w
Palworld @Palworld_EN
431K Followers 28 Following 🔥Available Now🔥 #Palworld is a brand new multiplayer open-world survival crafting monster-collecting game! Discord：https://t.co/gpYHEoXV1B
Favorite movie lines @TitlesInMedia
155K Followers 0 Following For when the title is said by a character in films, games or TV.
Nanashi Mumei🪶holo.. @nanashimumei_en
838K Followers 146 Following ふぁ？Oh hi ! ホロライブEN所属 #watchMEI #drawMEI #memeMEI 🦉 パパ: @azure_0608_sub i: @now_os_
Noëlle @ElleExistential
540 Followers 373 Following paranormal researcher, pagliacci, writer, hot dog queen of the midwest, co-host and producer of the @quiteunusualpod 🔮🌈
Ben Kronengold @benkgold
1K Followers 761 Following writer lad at the Tonight Show. 📘 for @harpercollins w/ @rebeccabshaw. opinions are your own
🇺🇸Josh Keaton�.. @joshkeaton
100K Followers 2K Following Space Dad #GreenLantern, The Spectacular #SpiderMan, Young Hercules, #Warcraft 's #Anduin Wrynn, #Voltron #Shiro, #Souta in #Suzume IG and Twitch: SpacePadre
HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN
3.8M Followers 246 Following Game Creator: 70% of my body is made of movies.
Ryan Elder @RyanElderMusic
4K Followers 1K Following Composer - Rick and Morty, Inside Job, The Boss Baby: Back in Business. Lots of reality TV tweets (he/him)
Ceres Fauna🌿holoEN @ceresfauna
727K Followers 148 Following konfauna! 💚 ホロライブEN所属 ❀ Keeper of Nature art: #FineFaunart live: #faunline ママ: @asagi_0398 💚 banner: @CRUNCHY_MMLONI
Eddy Burback @eddyburback
458K Followers 812 Following handsome guy (i won the very good looking guy award)
Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL
2.7M Followers 757 Following Stay moist https://t.co/QP5vVBNQq6 owner of @moistesports
C. Robert Cargill @Massawyrm
89K Followers 949 Following Lvl 48 Writer of Wrongs. SINISTER, DOCTOR STRANGE, THE BLACK PHONE, V/H/S/85, SEA OF RUST, DAY ZERO. Five books, six movies, podcast. Formerly of Spill & AICN.
Koseki Bijou🗿holoE.. @kosekibijou
272K Followers 130 Following Sparkling Gem of hololive English -Advent- |✨ Kira Kira~ Koseki! | Mama: @428clv | Papa: @otsukue | 🎨: #bijouwled | #LIVEseki | #LMOAI | #pebblesona
✨amanda✨ @luvu2golka
35K Followers 1K Following Swell Entertainment. Twitch Partner. The final girl in your horror movie. /she/her/ biz email: [email protected]
jacksfilms @jacksfilms
1.8M Followers 770 Following Credit the creators · For business inquiries: [email protected]
Gawr Gura 🔱 @gawrgura
1.9M Followers 134 Following Shark-girl Idol of Hololive EN ! 🐟 #gawrt #gawrgura @amsrntk3 💙
Mike Hanford @MikeHanford
33K Followers 176 Following
poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw
457K Followers 180 Following my name is heloísa, i’m from brasil, and i like to draw cats - this is the only account i own! the one and only
Todd Owyoung @toddowyoung
17K Followers 948 Following Nikon Ambassador. Staff photographer for The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. https://t.co/2APQc6gtxk | https://t.co/5PpneUbouD
Rachel Tobac @RachelTobac
107K Followers 8K Following Hacker & CEO @SocialProofSec security awareness/social engineering training, videos, talks | 3X @DEFCON🥈 | Chair @WISPorg | @CISAgov Technical Advisory Council
maddie ★ マディ @othatsraspberry
90K Followers 1K Following i make silly video game comics ★ community deputy @Grasshopper_EN ★ twitch partner https://t.co/7Iz9lQIj8q ★ 日本語大体OK ★ she/her
brooks allison @brooksallison_
1K Followers 431 Following musician + tv writer @fallontonight @comedycentral @adultswim @slothrust
Quite Unusual Pod @quiteunusualpod
737 Followers 243 Following Celebrating the Strange & Keeping it Unusual 👽👻 Hosted by @nic_launi & @elleexistential @rodemics is our sugar daddy
Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser
10K Followers 4K Following Title design. Graphics and animation for late night TV (Samantha Bee, John Oliver, Adult Swim, The Onion, other stuff.) Played a sk8er boi on Better Call Saul.
Penn Badgley @PennBadgley
549K Followers 212 Following I’ve narrated a @podcrushed short film about grief and loss, animated by Oscar Gomez. Link here:
Liminal Spaces @SpaceLiminalBot
1.3M Followers 1 Following Trip on the verge of reality || if you want any content removed, please dm @artumouza || OP sources on @LiminalLinks
SEGA HARDlight @SEGAHARDlight
66K Followers 119 Following SEGA HARDlight is @SEGA's third UK-based studio. The developers behind Sonic Dash, Sonic Forces Mobile, Sonic Dream Team, Sonic Racing and more!
Penny Olivia Parker @SnapsCube
113K Followers 3K Following Voice Actor! Musician! Creator of SnapCube! Host of "Midnight Snap"! Really Good Streamer! Contact me @ [email protected] ! Icon by @constellor
Dan Olson @FoldableHuman
178K Followers 320 Following Albertan documentarian behind In Search of a Flat Earth, Line Goes Up, and The Future is a Dead Mall Not actually a duck [email protected]
Dancing Is Forbidden .. @AquaTeenPod
1K Followers 128 Following Podcast where one-time ATHF voice actor Ronnie Neeley discusses & celebrates Aqua Teen! I don't use this anymore, find me at https://t.co/oM1e12JKuS
Folks, this is your Captain speaking…let’s fucking goooo
things that will no longer keep you safe in this industry: - a good game - a profitable game - a viral game - a big publisher - a small publisher - a big team - a small team - a rich parent company - an "ethical" parent company - experience - long hours & sacrifice
NEW VIDEO! Tiktok is getting banned and this trend is why ...okay not really but let me explain
five years ago on this day my cat Archy died of old age and he was cremated and my daughter (then 8) wrote a threatening note to the vet.
some days were watering cans and pothos, other days were garbage cans and trash bags. girlhood is a spectrum
This is being misunderstood. He’s talking about a Cinemax After Dark movie where a mummy fucks a lot.
Biden says Hamas is motivated by “ancient desires” to eliminate Jews
The hottest thing a man can do is speak to the trees like they’re old friends, listen the whisper of the winds rustling through the lilacs, and sniff the sweet scent of the peonies without plucking them from the ground.
LMAOOOO the correction got bigger 😭
lmao wow this is quite a correction
New York Times best selling author 🫣
A little BTS from recent shows at @FallonTonight. The first photo shows my normal spot during the opening monologue, where I'm next to the main studio camera and behind a playback monitor. Last photo shows 4 of the 5 main cameras we use for the show.
I like to think our late, still very much-loved dog Darby would be pleased that a different Darby Stack is in “The Holdovers”.
I put some candy away and completely forgot about it. I just found it again. Free candy !!
@NintendoCoLtd Possibly the most casual way to announce the Switch 2 ever. Never change Nintendo, never change.
Yes, my toddler did hear some of the roast jokes ahead of time but I was also pregnant with him for the entirety of writing season 2 of @PAUSEwithSamJay. Congrats to @NikkiGlaser, @SamJayComic and @sarahtiana for being the GOATS of the Goat Roast!
I have a lot to say about Jeannie Epper. Most of all, I loved her. I always felt that we understood and appreciated one another. After all, it was the 70s. We were united in the way that women had to be in order to thrive in a man’s world, through mutual respect, intellect and…
How is Michael Shannon’s official Vogue #MetGala pic just him with a chip bag 🤣🏆
@JohnELTenney Tenney Jess Toad x.com/johneltenney/s…
If you're not Christmas tree shopping in Halloween masks are you even really celebrating Christmas? #Christmas #Halloween
tbh the show afterwards wasnt so bad and the final season was a return to form. a historically, seismically bad episode but also the two of them have been far more vocal on gaza than nearly any other celebrity. time to let it go children
That Hillary spot did so much damage to such a great show
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