deg @degg
buttballs hell!!!!!!! Joined August 2008-
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nobody knows if he used a condom. he won’t say. its a weird thing to keep secret. if he used a condom i bet he kept it
nobody knows the details. if i know thrush he wacked off a few times that day to help him last longer so the cum shot was probably small
i just remembered that @Hermit_Thrush had sex for the first (and only?) time in his life on march 21, 2015. it was rough sex
if im gonna cook a big fancy meal i buy half the ingredients at tony’s and the other half at jewel. i dont want anybody to know what im making
ever since musk took over my numbers have been in the shitter. my followers never see my posts anymore they only see stuff they’re interested in
a tip for you youngsters out there - going out on new years is gay and dangerous. its better to stay home, twist off a few loads into the toilet then shoot your penis off with a gun. dont worry it will grow back at midnight albeit smaller and wetter
*me commenting on a youtube video of a nobel prize winning physicist giving a lecture* this guys a retard lol
tfw your wife is looking good and you want to plow but you remember you gave up wiping your ass way too soon and there’s definitely poo on it and you actually have to poop again pretty badly
BITCH YOU BETTER BLOW ME GOOD OR ELSE. OH BITCH IM CUMMIN ok bye later gator haha
I NEED TO GET MY ROCKS OFF BAD I NEED TO COME THROUGH WITH A BIG CUM SHOT
interviewer: alright cloon-dog, the public needs to know… cumming - love it or hate it? george clooney: oh god… gonna make me choose huh? hate it i guess
“you guys taking diarrheas in each others mouths?” - line i said in a dream that made me laugh so hard i woke up and then kept laughing
if i had 2 butt holes my life would not change at all. i wouldn’t use one of them for any silly business… i’d poo out of them both
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This is my nasty cousin he says his name is "Klimaxxx" and I refuse to ask him what it means
she succing on my shid like its a peace of poo poo
and everyone had anime avatars but posted the cruelest shit. and this one guys name was Dumbest Grandma Ever bc the forums filtered that one slur to Grandma. Peta Jensen: Lollll😆 ur cute. if u ever kys would u like jump of a bridge or run a hose into your car or somthing lol???
The 3 players drafted by the Royals in team history who would go on to make the Hall of Fame
i saw no country for old men when i was unemployed and living on my grandpa's farm and then i would just wander around for hours carrying his wooden hunting rifle wearing a cowboy hat + tucked in flannel & occasionally squat to look thru my binos at nothing
@PicturesFoIder The lesson:
🎶shittin', after midnight Crankin', on my hog Jizz in, to the toilet Then I'm gay, I'm gay🎶
@degg someone used too much mulch and girdled their sycamore
Never Forget
They call football plays “downs” because the game is retarded.
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In 2nd grade we did a time capsule full of drawings of what we thought the world would look like in a few decades and i drew a girl eith big boobs and a huge cock
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cum...is still cum
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