aphrodite🦋 @comefindme01
A little sassy, a little sexy and a little of me .... Down under Joined August 2019-
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aphrodite🦋 retweeted
I’m far to under qualified for adult life and feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly
aphrodite🦋 retweeted
Some of us have to touch the flame three or four times before we learn our lesson.
Believe it or not I have a heart ........it’s just cleverly hidden in my cleavage😉
aphrodite🦋 retweeted
REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE: WHY the fuck do you need reasons just be nice to people
I want to laugh ...... often, feel love, have a lot of insanely dirty sex and travel the world ....let’s go!
Hey wanna shag in the panel van ? .......... Aussie sexting 😏
aphrodite🦋 retweeted
I did a workout today, I got up off the couch
aphrodite🦋 retweeted
I never understand how people could find their soulmate, I can't even find my keys 🔐
aphrodite🦋 retweeted
Remember girls “ if you don’t wear underwear you’ll never get your panties in a bunch”
I love day drinking .... I should try this at work tomorrow 😜
aphrodite🦋 retweeted
Aww! You don’t like me? Who gives a fuck?! 🤣
He said he can’t concentrate on two things at once... so I flashed him my boobs 😜
Men who go down on you first are ........gentlemen 😈
Meh ... he’ll still do me Me, having donuts for breakfast 😆
I’m so computer illiterate😭 but I can write in cursive, do long division and tell time on clocks with hands........ so there’s that 😉
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I’m Australian cockhead
@SunflowerGpsy No. And I no drink coffee. This is what's wrong with u Americans. Wanting others to stay in yo country n risk dey Life for no sex. Listen, imagine me leaving u in America, then understand that's gonna be ya reality soon enough.
I can be a 100yrs old and I'll still be laughing at this
@comefindme01 @S_V_7 Where have you been you were missed 😊🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹❤️
@comefindme01 Welcome back stranger it’s good to see you again x
This is my face, no filter, no makeup… I think it’s ok-ish… but then again, I see it every day… #nofuckmonday
@comefindme01 Well I for one am damn glad you are back lady! ❤️
I’m far to under qualified for adult life and feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly
If you ask me what I’m in the mood to eat… It will be your tender, sweet, pussy, every, single, time.
Some of us have to touch the flame three or four times before we learn our lesson.
@comefindme01 That’s never a problem. I will find you heart eventually, 👌🤗
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