Christian @cofbc2011

B’s, dad jokes, dogs, tech Joined March 2018

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Christian @cofbc2011

3 years ago

@PardonMyTake Sorrentine, from the parking lot!

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3 years ago

@nabisco made huge mistake this week buying store brand. Not same crunch or taste. Won’t happen again.

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3 years ago

Awesome perk of parenting a toddler is rediscovering kids’ snacks. Have been binging graham crackers with peanut butter the last week. Unbeatable.

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@thedad Need prep next time I bring 19 mo. old to pediatrician Dr: how many words does she know? Me: umm 10 or so Dr: hmm, ok. Like 10? More than 10? 10-20? Me: ya, prob 10+ Dr: ok, hmm (scribbles notes). Hmm. (at home) Me: how many words does she know? Wife: 75+, easily

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3 years ago

@_TyAnderson I think I’d put playing a hurt goalie / not addressing the in zone turnovers / playing forbort too much / playing hall too little / not locking down late leads slightly ahead of this one

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3 years ago

@franciscellis I stopped going to dog parks - it’s not the dogs, it’s the people

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4 years ago

@MattWBZ @wbznewsradio Should have hit Tuttos!

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4 years ago

My dog had her annual visit today. Vet: “Trudy looks great, but she gained 7 lbs since last year… did you have a kid?” We did, and direct correlation. @BarstoolBigCat