Code Blue Memes @codebluememes
professional meme maker • unprofessional ER nurse • 900K+ on IG/FB/TikTok linktr.ee/codebluememes Chicago, IL Joined March 2019-
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my dementia patient coming to tell me he's late for work
me asking my hard of hearing patient their pain number for the 7th time
“did you convince another patient to leave AMA?” me:
a show like the netflix one with toddlers shopping by themselves, but it’s new grad nurses looking for stuff in the supply room
there’s a riverboat brawl in my mind everyday
Barbie Triage Nurse 🤝 Do you ever think about dying?
me in 2035 listening to my patient tell me a story instead of giving me a pain number
bro lookin like my psych patient broke out and went to baskin robbins
when your patient coughs trach sputum onto your lip
me digging into the potluck while the rest of the unit is coding room 9
the rest are on my IG page lol
on sale today: codebluememes.com
me after accidentally using the same humor i use with the night shift with the day shift
a nursing degree is cool because even if you have one, it still kinda feels like you don’t.
nurse recruiter: what do you bring to the table me: lumpia and chicken adobo nurse recruiter: i meant work me: [clearing my throat] i would bring regular spring rolls and noodles. none of that funny business
oh you love me? name three nurses i hate working with
“y’all wouldn’t have survived nursing in the 90’s” my brother in christ it’s year 3 of a pandemic. it’s time to move on.
what doesn’t kill you puts you in nursing school
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ER 💩 Magnet, BSN R.. @ERshitmagnet
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call me Morticia 🖤.. @MortytheRN
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call me Morticia 🖤.. @MortytheRN
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@codebluememes the fuck are these replies
ICYMI the House #Republicans finally released a U.S. budget, countering the #BidenAdministration proposal. The GOP budget: - cuts $1.5 trillion from Social Security - raises Medicare costs & cuts caps on pharma fees - cuts Medicaid, ACA/Obamacare & the Children’s... MORE
PIZZA DOES NOT FIX UNSAFE STAFFING
@CensoredMen They're disrespecting the floor by putting that genocidal flag on it.
Remember that story about migrants attacking an NYPD officer? New footage shows the cop attacked them first. Are journalists & commentators going to retract their statements about this story? 🤔
This Barbie is a… @codebluememes
@elmo Every morning, I cannot wait to go back to sleep. Every Monday, I cannot wait for Friday to come. Every single day and every single week for life.
@codebluememes @WGNNews i live in back of the yards, and heard the explosions as well. yet, no flashes or nothing. thought they might of being fireworks, or yet, gun shots
Footage from 1955 shows an Iranian man falling ill with rabies after being bitten by a wolf. Rabies is almost 100% fatal once clinical symptoms set in. There are only 29 reported cases of rabies survivors in history.
Does anyone know what this was? Hear and saw it from McKinley Park. It was coming from the West of us.
@lakimmy3 Heard from Pilsen and my sis in Humboldt too.
@Acyn If you’re blurring someone’s face to “protect” them from criminal prosecution, then you are committing a crime in covering it up.
This is my med-surg nursing experience wrapped tiktok.com/t/ZT8PjopB2/ thank you @codebluememes
🇮🇱 Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s son, Yair, is EXEMPT from his father’s military draft and will continue to vacation in Miami Beach.
@GavinNewsom It's almost laughable how all these US politicians can find their ways to Israel, but they can't find their way to the small towns, inner cities, and southern borders here in the United States to witness all of the crisis and destruction that are a result of their policies.
The US Army and US Marines are running ads featuring white males again all of a sudden. I think this means we are definitely going to war.
What consultants see when they come down to the emergency department
they got a dude from Philadelphia money laundering campaign funds and ordering military strikes on civilians. Shit is so bleak
the funniest shit about israel is that Netanyahu is from Philly lmfao
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