Q2turn Queen, RN 🧠 @Q2turnQueen
an ICU nurse with imposter syndrome most of the time. Joined September 2018-
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Ok great just add one more stressor to my plate. I didn’t have anything stressing me out until today
Sooooo I think maybe I’m having side effects to my meds. I’m nauseous can’t stop clenching my jaw and I feel tense all over as well as the headache I’ve had
*gives milk in sippy cup* Baby: “no mami, night night”
I hate nausea out of nowhere I’m nauseous this is awful
On twitter…. How did you get rid of pacifiers 🫣
Ok got toradol and my headache feels a little better. My anxiety is telling me I’m going to die because I’ve had so many patients just have a headache and die out of nowhere. So it’s great that my anxiety is like this 🤡
Ok got toradol and my headache feels a little better. My anxiety is telling me I’m going to die because I’ve had so many patients just have a headache and die out of nowhere. So it’s great that my anxiety is like this 🤡
Coming to your workplaces urgent care in your scrubs is so embarrassing
No matter how I wash my blackberries they always taste like dirt 🤔😩
This migraine will end me today I’ve tried everything and the alarms at work do not make it better
It’s weird to me that it’s still cool outside in the morning and it’s almost May
Ok the migraine is here and I am still dizzy
If I wasn’t at work right now I would go to an urgent care I am so dizzy and feel my body tingling
This Jeannette McCurdy memoir breaks my heart and makes me so damn angry
Also my Prozac was upped to 60mg and I feel like this might be a part of the problem because Prozac makes me SLEEPY
Also my Prozac was upped to 60mg and I feel like this might be a part of the problem because Prozac makes me SLEEPY
Teaching your kid to drink from an open cup? Try shot glasses
The more the days go by the more I think something is wrong with me. I am always hot af and can’t cool down, I am so tired and I have muscle spasms all the time
How many cookies have I had today? Doesn’t fucking matter
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@quality_nguyen Urosepsis is sepsis that originates from Europe
My ex sent me two boxes (his current gf he cheated on me with did actually) of just crap that needed to be thrown away. Paid $40 for shipping. It’s been two years and they have a baby. Apparently I live rent free in both of their minds
Got called a fat cunt at work. I said, "Excuse you, I am not fat."
@Peds_McGee @quality_nguyen @Q2turnQueen lol my oldest two had them until like 3.5 years. My toddler wouldn’t ever take one & I wished he would, LOL.
@Q2turnQueen I am here for ittttt! We’re pumped. Love bugs and all 😅
@Q2turnQueen We started with just giving it at bedtime/naptime. Which lasted about 6 months. And then we gave our pacis to the paci fairy. (I think we gave her a small gift in exchange)
@MortytheRN Idk this entire account has gotten its popularity from talking about how every nurse or doctor she encounters at her travel contracts don't know anything etc so I think it's about time 🤷
@Q2turnQueen @MrsPA_C I got them here! facebook.com/share/HCzB68zX…
@Q2turnQueen Cold turkey with all 3 of ours. It may be a rough day or 2 but takes less time than weaning slowly.
All is good! Tear healed well. Esophagus looked so good they didn’t even take biopsies. Repeat in a year. Now I’m home, and now I’m going to nap off this propofol I am SLEEPY
@Q2turnQueen @smcottrell21 @Dr_Jaded This is what helped me too! Casual store visits on weekday mornings. Customers are mostly older people and the sight of your toddler running around only delights them. I'd take him when I didn't "need" much so if it got rough we could just bail
my friends got a video of my drunk ass making out with some dude and the way that man was grabbing my face had me lowkey falling in love
I’ve been stocking up on summer tshirts to fit my heavily pregnant ass and I keep getting ads for those Tshirts with just “mama” on the front Meanwhile, this is what I actually purchase 💀💀💀😂😂
@smcottrell21 We try to only go to parks or really well-known toddler friendly places like zoo and science center. It's gotten better at 3 with the running, and can now focus on an iPad for restaurants (pick your battle - screen time vs. Your mental health...)
She’s only 20 months so if the “terrible twos” are going to be worst than this then I’m going to need a grippy sock vacation