ER 💩 Magnet, BSN RN CEN @ERshitmagnet
💩🧲 queer travel ER nurse with BDE and Fanny pack. Tweets not affiliated with employer(s). {she/her, they/them} The Commode Joined October 2017-
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decided to finally apply for a California license… and a Massachusetts. complete opposites of the country but let’s see how it goes
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UPDATE: NURSE MURDER ARREST: New details from the arrest warrant for Michael Reese, 39, the man charged today for the October 2023 murder of visiting nurse, Joyce Grayson, 63, - a mother and grandmother. Her body was found in the basement of a halfway house for sex offenders in…
my gf bought me a 2 hour massage and it continues to impress me how amazing she is after 5 years together
ER 💩 Magnet, BSN RN CEN retweeted
Dear New Doc, Never get offended when a nurse or pharmacist calls to verify a medication order. We’re all human, we all make mistakes, and I promise you one day that call will save your ass.
listening to L&D gossip about how most of their nurse staff are f***king one of the OBGYN docs
Hmmm… debating if I want to get SANE certified
You know that one person in class that always thinks they know more and they make comments while the educator is taking? Yeah, they come to conferences too. And yeah, they make annoying comments in the back of the room during the whole class.
when the ER Nurses meet-up is the exact time as the LGBTQ+ Meet-up…. Which do I attend
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🏳️🌈That�.. @ThatClinical
4K Followers 3K Following Clinical Instructor, 9/11 Responder, T1D, Mom Of Trans kid! #NurseTwitter #EMT #Resist #BLM #Kratom #FirstResponderPTSD @from_bedside Team Member #TweetRN@ERshitmagnet My cardiologist always tells me “don’t go to a gym. If you don’t exercise, start small. Every hour walk for five minutes. Try to get 30 minutes continuous walking 2 times a week. Then build up. Otherwise you set yourself up for failure”
@ERshitmagnet Don't close your mind to a statin if your primary MD suggests one assuming your dietary routine isn't enough.
@ERshitmagnet You can’t change your genes. Remember that if they don’t come down after non-pharmaceutical inventions!
Patients should be discharged from either the ED or inpatient with their new or refilled meds in their hands Requiring them to go to a pharmacy to pick up their treatment is adding an unnecessary middleman
What’s your unpopular medical opinion that would land you in this position? Drop it in this thread
@ERshitmagnet It’s tough. But if you’re seeing improvement that’s great!!
Dear New Doc, Never get offended when a nurse or pharmacist calls to verify a medication order. We’re all human, we all make mistakes, and I promise you one day that call will save your ass.
Mailbox surprises from babe. ‘I’m just a little ray of pitch black’
This was a pleasant surprise. Gotta work on that HDL number, but since I don’t like to eat fish it’s a challenge. Looks like more avocados on my salads with olive oil in my salad dressing. 😁
@ERshitmagnet I haven’t tried it out! I gotta look for it today so i can taste test 🤭
@ERshitmagnet We ate all of them but next time we get some I will post to this thread 😊
@ERshitmagnet “Real good chicken” 🍗 it really is good 😌
@ERshitmagnet I figured … I bet it’s stunning before and after
@ERshitmagnet These were printed and distributed during the vigil.
My fav thing to do as charge is to make a cootie catcher to tell people they're getting an admission
@Universe__Lover This you?
@ERshitmagnet I just let night shift give report and ask questions after 😄
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