anonymousRN ☀️ @anonymousRN12
RN, BSN • she/her/hers • GI Nurse • #nursetwitter • I say fuck a lot • kinda emotional ~ kinda emotionless • ANONYMOUS for a reason 🫵🏻 away from the bedside Joined February 2022-
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He's divorcing his wife because she breastfed her son. Wow.
Healthcare Providers Everywhere: "If I'm recertifying ACLS and PALS, why do I also need to take BLS?" AHA:
@fuzzymittens @anonymousRN12 Could have avoided all this had the Bernie bros just held their noses and voted for Hilary.
Jury duty is bullshit. It’s not my problem someone committed a crime nor do I give a flying fuck.
Getting rid of EMTALA, which the Supreme Court seems poised to do, means that if you show up to an ER bleeding to death from a car accident, the hospital can decide if you look rich enough to save. Pretty neat.
@Smurf4555 @brotherjones_ They don’t properly train the armed guards or even the police. But yah the teacher that you pay 50k a year is supposed to go full Jon Rambo.
CAN WE STOP THIS TREND???
If you're in a Nursing position & the negatives consistently outweigh the positives .. MOVE ON
Life is short, so shut the fuck up and do something fun with your life while you can
If your patient has "bloody stool" as the chief complaint and their picture has a suspiciously bright magenta tinge... Remember to keep beets in your differential.
When health insurance companies say “Your health matters to us!” Or when bosses say they want to hear what you’re truly thinking about the meeting you’ve just had with them…
When health insurance companies say “Your health matters to us!” Or when bosses say they want to hear what you’re truly thinking about the meeting you’ve just had with them…
I don’t understand why checking your credit lowers your credit score
@sgremminger I love how not a single response seems to address the elephant in the room. Corporations (hospital, private equity) own most primary care clinics in America now. They try and shove every patient into a 15 min visit to maximize revenue, and the clinician gets blamed for it.
Paramedics are clinicians. Paramedics should be allowed to RSI, and intubate, and give blood, and all the other necessary things to stabilize an emergency in the prehospital environment.
Paramedics are clinicians. Paramedics should be allowed to RSI, and intubate, and give blood, and all the other necessary things to stabilize an emergency in the prehospital environment.
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I’m having an incredible day. It turns out there are NO patients in my little ICU today, but someone has to be here to respond to codes/RRT’s and take patients if they decide to send us one. So here I sit, in an empty unit. Follow this space for live updates as events unfold
@anonymousRN12 Tell them you have vacation planned for that week
@anonymousRN12 My daughter had barely turned 18 when she was called to sit on a horrific sodomy case. I know she was an adult but it was traumatic for someone so young. Some changes would be good, but I don’t know enough to know what that would look like.
@RockOperaKMS @fuzzymittens @anonymousRN12 Imagine a world where nine people decide the direction of the country.
Healthcare Providers Everywhere: "If I'm recertifying ACLS and PALS, why do I also need to take BLS?" AHA:
@randomdude_42 @fuzzymittens @anonymousRN12 Hillary won the popular vote. I’m so over having to type this.
@randomdude_42 @fuzzymittens @anonymousRN12 THIS Bernie Bro voted proudly for Hilary 🤷♀️
@fuzzymittens @anonymousRN12 Could have avoided all this had the Bernie bros just held their noses and voted for Hilary.
Getting rid of EMTALA, which the Supreme Court seems poised to do, means that if you show up to an ER bleeding to death from a car accident, the hospital can decide if you look rich enough to save. Pretty neat.
getting fired for reporting sexual harassment lmfao love it here
@anonymousRN12 @NightlyDrugs I gave up being human for Lent, 1972
@Smurf4555 @brotherjones_ They don’t properly train the armed guards or even the police. But yah the teacher that you pay 50k a year is supposed to go full Jon Rambo.
@Smurf4555 @brotherjones_ Who is paying for these trainings? Most districts don’t even provide supplies for teachers
@Smurf4555 @brotherjones_ Had an Algebra teacher in 9th Grade who openly talked about wishing he could shoot us. I'm sure there are a few like him out there who are elated about this.
My kind 😂😂
@NightlyDrugs @olerasmussen6 @squishdoo @MrsWispy @iamAtheistGirl Yes, I want a typed out list of every available pronouns that can be used for your kind.
@BlessedDaddy76 @olerasmussen6 @squishdoo @MrsWispy @iamAtheistGirl Do you need a list? I can help you with that if you need it, Blessed Daddy.
What a disgusting tweet
Democrat women, if you look like this, vote for Trump. There’s a far higher probability you need cheap gas to get to the next drive-thru than you’ll ever have to think about an abortion.