Christopher Jones @christoph7809
#ForTheH. Astros, some politics & trolling people who take themselves too seriously. please follow my GF on her business venture! @kidkakes Houston, TX Joined December 2016-
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Partial eclipse is starting. Waiting for full eclipse and then will cast the spell dooming the Yankees to a disastrous season.
I see the Astros are picking up from where they left off last year - sucking at home.
30 days of sobriety today after 30+ years of heavy drinking. Amazing how much better my life is. I don’t begrudge people who drink, it had just taken over my life.
According to Statcast, Fangraphs, Houston Astros and MLB… #Relentless #Astros
According to Statcast, Fangraphs, Houston Astros and MLB… #Relentless #Astros https://t.co/OdNBNZP09C
Until the playoffs….
Me looking at Sanctuary Cities complaining about Illegal Aliens
I love this guy’s skits so much
I love this guy’s skits so much
Cowboys fans at halftime
Cowboys fans at halftime https://t.co/HKdaLqQ0aV
The Texans have more playoff wins than the Cowboys since the Texans joined the league in 2002. Let that sink in.
Me trying to figure out how to deal with freezing weather to a 3 year old who demands I “make it hot”:
#Texans win 45-15!! LFG!
Back to the couch for Flacco! Loving this!!!
Having to watch Texans v Browns on a German language broadcast. Only entertaining
To all of you celebrating Michigan winning the National Championship yet boo the Astros, your hypocrisy is off the charts.
By fiancé is up for a baking award. Please vote and feel free to share! It’s incredible how much her business has grown and in a year. greatestbaker.com/vote/freevote/…
That’s actually a really good one. I’d take Anton, he wouldn’t play games. Anton would flip a coin and then just shoot him if it came up heads.
That’s actually a really good one. I’d take Anton, he wouldn’t play games. Anton would flip a coin and then just shoot him if it came up heads.
Gotta love it! Team pages are all taking it to opposition on Twitter. Guessing Mariner’s fans still whining though.
Gotta love it! Team pages are all taking it to opposition on Twitter. Guessing Mariner’s fans still whining though.
I guess this ends the “Big 10 is on level with the SEC” argument? Again
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I wonder if Tesla will have something similar?
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Should probably look up War crimes committed by Japan during WW2
Oppenheimer has been released in Japan, eight months after its global release. We spoke to historian Naoko Wake to learn why the U.S. refuses to take accountability for the war crimes it committed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki and why all of this is relevant to us today.
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A little over 2 months without smoking!
GOOD JOB! I’m so proud of you 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
30 days of sobriety today after 30+ years of heavy drinking. Amazing how much better my life is. I don’t begrudge people who drink, it had just taken over my life.
30 days of sobriety today after 30+ years of heavy drinking. Amazing how much better my life is. I don’t begrudge people who drink, it had just taken over my life.
@christoph7809 I understand & a Day At a Time you will see how great life can be.After 35 years of sobriety this I can promise you.It is the best decision I have ever made my friend.
Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate! #mlb