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well ok then SLC Joined June 2009-
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sometimes my cat lets me scritch the same spot on his jaw for too long. WAY too long
They should invent a medicine with good side effects.
Imagine the arrogance of saying or doing anything
never gonna beat the dead horse allegations
Been earning my high school credits at the age of 35. Would be great if someone could bully me so I get the real experience
still not making any money off these tweets. Pls like this so I can eat
Donovan Mitchell looked like he was really happy for his team getting the W tonight. And the cherry on top, the Cavs won too!
For those wondering, I both started and ended my road trip w/ diarrhea, giving the whole thing a great thematic narrative
How much would it change society if humans butts were in the front and genitals in the back?
Boutta start a road trip with diarrhea, gives "Jesus take the wheel" whole new meaning
a documentary about ableism and abuse called "Fear The Walking"
When someone says they "have no patience for stupidity/stupid people" they are really just saying they have no patience, full stop. Stupid people is what patience is *for*.
GM Y’all❤️☕️ Have a fun day😘
I'm re-entering a sticker phase. I'm putting stickers on things again.
It’s crazy how expensive it is to eat healthy in this country. I don’t do it so I’m just guessing but I bet it’s a lot
In Japan you can buy single use fleshlights that come w/ a Hentai trading card. This is why they say white people don't have "real culture".
what if going very fast doesn't slow down time, it just slows down clocks? 🤔#justaskingquestions
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
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Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
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Anthony LaFauci @AnthonyLaFauci
17K Followers 12K Following I'm a writer of absurd monstery comics, a d&d bard on a show called Critically Stupid, a lover of time-travel and horror movies, and a full-time dad
Thea Landen, Smutty A.. @TheaLanden
23K Followers 15K Following (Award-winning!) Smutty romance author with a day job, gamer with no free time, likes her own kids and no one else's, enjoys working out but still enjoys food
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Badinya Sarr @tumblesarr
524 Followers 2K Following 14 For if you forgive other people when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. ✝️❤️🙏
Laurie is writing aga.. @lurioosi
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Brian Posehn @thebrianposehn
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John Mulaney @mulaney
1.4M Followers 1 Following “John Mulaney Presents: Everybody’s in LA” coming to @Netflix on May 3
KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith
2.9M Followers 69 Following It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Dave Attell @attell
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David Spade @DavidSpade
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74 Followers 52 Following comic book fan / WWE / Games, Batman by day , Bruce Wayne by night
Sheila E. Young~Canad.. @SheilaEYoung1
16K Followers 11K Following Working on the sequel to my debut novel, Mac. Intrigue, suspense, action-packed, a wink of romance. Justice. In a perfect world, you get what you give.
Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis
449K Followers 832 Following Matt and Shane’s secret podcast : Gilly & Keeves
Avenged Sevenfold @TheOfficialA7X
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DGGWRLD @DGGWRLD
6K Followers 210 Following Not Your Average Destiny / DGG Clips Channel | https://t.co/HAs8eRrCoT - drama, debates, clips, reacts, funny moments & more (fan acc. & channel)
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Nazem Kadri @43_Kadri
243K Followers 339 Following Official account of Nazem Kadri of the Calgary Flames https://t.co/Z2HwWtVcmU
x - Colorado Avalanch.. @Avalanche
673K Followers 263 Following Force of Nature vs. Everyone. Get your playoff tickets ⬇️ #GoAvsGo | #ALLIN
Michael "ninjaboogie".. @ninjaboogie
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Brian Schatz @brianschatz
385K Followers 4K Following United States Senator from Hawaii. Dad. Climate Hawk. Chair of the Senate Committee on Indian Affairs. Chief Deputy Whip.
Sen. Lisa Murkowski @lisamurkowski
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Senator Mitt Romney @SenatorRomney
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sarika @sarika62111292
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Jimmy Butler @JimmyButler
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Damian Lillard @Dame_Lillard
3.4M Followers 3K Following They say the truth shall come to the light...so everybody grab ya shades cuz ya boy that bright. (Instagram: DamianLillard)
Unraveling the Patter.. @UnravelingWoT
8K Followers 978 Following Quality Wheel of Time videos for everyone! #TwitterOfTime #TheWheelOfTime #FirstWoTTimer #WoTBookSpoilers
The Lakers and Suns seeing each other in Cancun one week into the #NBAPlayoffs
ball peen is an absolutely crazy name for a hammer
Rudy And-One in transition I am so awake at 1 AM 😭
may you be reminded to enrich your soul with joy, positivity, goodness, love, gratitude and kindness.
canceling plans on a saturday night? you mean self care??
Grilled cheese on a saturday night is so much better than going out on a saturday night
My daughter graduated from Weber State this morning with an associates. She graduates high school in 4 weeks. The NUAMES early college high school thing is pretty sweet. Love to see these pathways for kids to succeed and get a jump on life.
Just watch Rudy Gobert. He’s had like seven possessions like this.
watch Mann's right hand...to do this and then complain about the call is just silly.
Mike Conley is living proof that true PGs matter
As someone who grew up ranching and working at ranches, her story of killing the dog and the goat is gross. Yes, animals do need to be euthanized at times to ease suffering, but that’s not what this was. She “hated” the puppy and killed it because she was upset. That’s not the…
We love animals, but tough decisions like this happen all the time on a farm. Sadly, we just had to put down 3 horses a few weeks ago that had been in our family for 25 years. If you want more real, honest, and politically INcorrect stories that’ll have the media gasping,…
@PerSources A gather step followed by 2 steps. Clean according to the rules.
God inventing the duck: Give that waterproof chicken a kazoo
They should invent a medicine with good side effects.
The winner of Denver/Minnesota is winning the finals
Why is it when Phoenix goes out in the playoffs they crash all the way out It’s never just a normal exit😭
sorry not going to be posting much anymore bc i stumbled on an account that reviews sticks they find in the woods and that account deserves my full attention
The Suns have gotten every call tonight and they're still down 20
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