Sloot, Rx 💊💉 @blame_valerie
chaotically bisexual / baby chemist / elder emo / straight up not having a good time / (sie/ihre) linktr.ee/blamevalerie a state of unrest Joined March 2017-
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Thanks to your support, we were able to take in this sick baby today and also make sure a few other hungry cats got some food in their bellies. Solid day! If you'd like to donate to our cause, you can do so here :) paypal.com/donate/?hosted…
QT a not smiling pic of you
it’s so important to be at least a little bit gay
My juicy ass
Louder for the people in the back 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I've got the porn bots in my replies, so I feel like I've made it
Why did I agree to pick up two 12s this weekend?
sorry to do ADHD posting (cringe) but this is so frustrating to hear all the time. the first time i took adderall i felt my brain finally calm down, i was free of anxiety for the first time in my life, and i cried bc i didn’t realize i could ever feel like that
sorry to do ADHD posting (cringe) but this is so frustrating to hear all the time. the first time i took adderall i felt my brain finally calm down, i was free of anxiety for the first time in my life, and i cried bc i didn’t realize i could ever feel like that
What emojis pop up when you type food? Mine are 🥑🥝
I had tuna for lunch which means that Thea also had tuna for lunch
Guys, I'm registered 🥹
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Once again busting my ass* at this job *scrolling Twitter
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anyway it sure would be a shame if this went mega viral
hey why the fuck did Taylor Swift copyright strike this video that showed how many flights she took on her private jet last year
BUY YOURSELF SOME FLOWERS 🔊
Hi. Go to the store right now and buy yourself some flowers. Do it. Put them in a cute vase. Do it. You deserve some flowers!
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Cervical block at the time of IUD insertion
@blame_valerie I stand corrected. Upon more extensive review, I see that you have, in fact, posted smiling pictures. May I add that you are equally lovely, smiling or not.
this is how it’s done. take notes. ❤️🔥
QT a pic of you not smiling
@blame_valerie I always ask the porn bots if they will marry me and then I never hear back.