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I think my @ is the same on Mastodon, but no idea, really. bambi_helen on Threads. Just don't be awful. Norwich, England Joined January 2013-
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While Indiana University having a confirmed police "sniper" on the roof overlooking peaceful protests is unhinged, just from a military standpoint, I find it hilarious that this cop "sniper" got snuck up on and filmed at close range by someone coming from the rear
While Indiana University having a confirmed police "sniper" on the roof overlooking peaceful protests is unhinged, just from a military standpoint, I find it hilarious that this cop "sniper" got snuck up on and filmed at close range by someone coming from the rear
The Muppets did a parody of the chestburster scene from Alien and it is BRILLIANT 😂
They really don't think these things through, at all.
Me: Don’t you get sick of playing the same video game for hours on end? Son: No. Me: *hasn’t looked up from Twitter feed in 12 years* that’s so weird.
I hope you all have a FABULOUS weekend, okay?
In the United States you can be acquitted of rape charges cause you raped so many women that too many women showed up to court to call you a rapist
In the United States you can be acquitted of rape charges cause you raped so many women that too many women showed up to court to call you a rapist
What is the charge? Eating a chair? A succulent society chair?
Last chance to enrol for my April & spring (next tweet) Nature Journal w'shops: 🌿brilliant species to look out for 🧠how looking for eg unusual bees rewires our brains & behaves like an antidepressant A way to support me & the equivalent of my patreon: workshops.emmamitchell.net/courses/nature…
Mr Harris may be an excellent librarian but communications and design aren’t his area, and everything about those posters is shite. Also why does the school look like a place you’d get taken to in order to be tortured by the government in a 20th century dystopian novel?
Mr Harris may be an excellent librarian but communications and design aren’t his area, and everything about those posters is shite. Also why does the school look like a place you’d get taken to in order to be tortured by the government in a 20th century dystopian novel?
My dad in 1990: You can't believe everything you read. Think and figure things out for yourself My dad in 2022: Joe Biden is 3 lizards in a trenchcoat
fellas are you serious. i work in the same building as you.
fellas are you serious. i work in the same building as you.
Wire Sculpture by Richard Stainthorp
since stop making sense turns 40 today shoutout to big suit david
Just a reminder that this is not AI but military police riding water buffaloes on the island of Marajo in Brazil
I’ve learnt from these replies that Gooner means wanker in American and some things are just *too* perfect.
I’ve learnt from these replies that Gooner means wanker in American and some things are just *too* perfect.
She's clearly never been.
Me when I find a great stick in the woods
I can almost hear the work experience guy shouting “FINISHED, WHAT NEXT?”
Apparently I've never watched #Fleabag and now I'm invested.
Hannah O'Hanrahahanra.. @buntyhoven
13K Followers 2K Following 'This is not our war. We are being forced to swallow the rotten egg of an angry political goose.' (VERY much my personal account.)
Area Man @Alasdair_CM
2K Followers 1K Following I've never been wrong. I used to work in a record store.
The_Content_Apologist @andreww1967
2K Followers 2K Following #Bins #Cans #Shitposting #Other @contentapologist.bsky.social All views etc. Crypto lists or Naked Numbers Ladies = Block
Count Mysterioso @MysteriosoX
6K Followers 5K Following Totali mysterioso. Total count. "Tedious and persistent"
Toddington @HXValley
2K Followers 2K Following SuperMATCH game SuperMATCH game SuperMATCH game Supermatch GAME
(((Sigourney B))) �.. @sigourneybeaver
6K Followers 4K Following ✝️ 'Member of the Centrist WI'. 'a top-shelf Chris Packham'. Crumble enthusiast. Proud matriarch.
Red Sky At Night @redskyatnight
11K Followers 2K Following Ghoul about town. Also https://t.co/zPYPkRA9nj
Scott Innes @Flying_Inside
11K Followers 590 Following Author of Galactic Keegan. Relentless worrier. Be Traist. Keep passing the open windows.
John Rain 🥇 @ItsJohnRain
20K Followers 4K Following I do @SmershPod I co-do @WheezingPod Author of Thunderbook, Explodobook and Superbook.
Will 🇺🇦 Absolut.. @ShowerAbsolute
6K Followers 1K Following 'Someone on Twitter' ~ Have I Got News For You
Shiv is a velocirapto.. @Shiv_who_burns
2K Followers 1K Following She was a thing of trophies. A cannibal of a craft, tricking herself forth in the chased bones of her enemies. Broadly correct yet deliberately unhelpful.
Stephen Graham 🇺�.. @StephenCVGraham
18K Followers 944 Following 'the historian' - the Times. A poet, a preacher, a fool and a rake.
Elca Burger @BurgerElca
32K Followers 34K Following Expat in Vietnam, Hobbyist photographer and food lover. I love traveling, art and cooking! South African on paper.
Jason DM @DjasonMcC
214 Followers 882 Following Lives in the East Mids. Music, car boots, arts, culture, science. Views are my own. We may not agree, but we can be polite to each other. #refugeeswelcome #blm
Kate @dieselkeds
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Joseph @Joseph00434604
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ANNA @Lelethee153936
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BILLY N. @BILLYN27870
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Luna @WilsVictor98499
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MATHEUS R. @MATHEUSR923583
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Tripe Marketing Board @TripeUK
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momotarou@museum_in_m.. @museum_in_mt_u
5K Followers 6K Following Museum in the mountains in Japan - Promoting Beauty,Peace and Joy Through Art - MIHO MUSEUM designed by I.M.Pei. nonofficial.
Roberto @Roberto21133
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ogvmt @ogvmt74879
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Juliet Brando @sliderulesyou
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Luna @SammyFL124772
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Katie Strick @katie_strick
5K Followers 3K Following ✍️ Senior Feature Writer & Editor @EveningStandard | 🎙️Host @ LONDON LOVE STORIES WITH KATIE STRICK, on all podcast platforms | 📧[email protected] |
Jodi Watson @JodiWatson16041
88 Followers 3K Following
Nate White 🇬🇧 �.. @Ipitythepoorfo1
14K Followers 11K Following British Buddhist. Rawlsian liberal. Mostly harmless. #GTTO #FBPE #KS4PM #BlueWave #NAFO @nathanwhite.bsky.social
John Cleese @JohnCleese_TM
201 Followers 6K Following Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
FourthDrawerDown #MDA.. @itaintwhywhywhy
3K Followers 5K Following 🏅 Memorial Device Alternative National Treasure. 'Well it ain't written in the papers, but it's written on the walls, the way this country's divided to fall'
Sheri @banks_sheri70
288 Followers 3K Following
Wendy Williams @WendyWilli22032
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Alina Wulf @AlinaWulf256293
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kutubo Jarju @KutuboJ62008
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Emma Thompson @EmmaTho47167455
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Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith
92K Followers 28K Following Dick King-Smith is the author of over 130 children's books including The Sheep-Pig, which the film Babe is based on. This account is a tribute by the K-S family
Shanine Shanine @braintree_
5K Followers 5K Following 'Hilarious British Woman'-Buzzfeed 'Buffet enthusiast'- BBC 'irredeemable lush' -Phil Small 'gossipy upstart' - Sam Swift https://t.co/bRxIkIUEh9
Paul A Davies @ELTAuthor
577 Followers 932 Following Award-deserving ELT writer. Centrist, Jew(ish), Lab member. Trying not be rude too often. 'Why people tear the seam of anyone's dream is over my head.'
dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod
103K Followers 45K Following Internet stuff for @PrivateEyeNews ⚡️ Indie landfill at https://t.co/gIRRhzr6Cq 🎧 All views my nans
M LeMont @MisterSalesman
396K Followers 435K Following https://t.co/HKPOdGnXPl #KindleUnlimited 💙 🌊Casi Famoso Author 28Books Writer/Producer/Curator https://t.co/G6KW6jJWAP As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases
Bluebell Cat Dad🇺�.. @jonboyjon1976
1K Followers 2K Following “Internet scum” - Russian Ministry of Foreign Affairs. NAFO Cat Division. He/Him
Syd @sydire
1K Followers 1K Following Heathen, coach, language teacher, stranded in a weird place called Dundalk in Ireland. Haven’t found the exit.Mother of gremlins. Can opener she/her #prochoice
Buckfast at Tiffany's @DismalChips
2K Followers 1K Following Racecars, lasers, aeroplanes (ho-hum he-him)
Scott Ballantyne @Moosedog23
1K Followers 848 Following
Michael Lee Richardso.. @HRFMichael
4K Followers 2K Following Vampire at the pool boy mansion. BAFTA award-winning writer, director and EITVF One to Watch 2020. Mocatriz. Rep'd by @MinghellaLouisa at Revolution Talent.
Suzy Fitz @pannusf10
2K Followers 2K Following Son said to me in 2016: Kids will have to study this for GCSE. I hope they'll make sense of it because I can't. I like my human rights, clean water, and 🇪🇺
@fussycoder on @bsky .. @fussycoder
782 Followers 957 Following On b'sky and Mastodon - (@ https://t.co/TF1FEHu86t) »Wear a mask | Join a Union«
Robert Cunningham @robcunningham1
475 Followers 2K Following I am an Independent Financial Adviser - specialising in Investments and Pensions for owner-managed businesses.
Elizabeth Townes @ElizabethTowne4
240 Followers 508 Following
Emily Cooper @EmilyCoope25358
86 Followers 3K Following
The Last Hat Girl @TheLastHatGirl
2K Followers 945 Following Roaming Scottish writer trying to find her way.
Thomas Hooper @ThomasHooper21
249 Followers 1K Following Inspired ♌️Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth✈️🇺🇸 proudly Physician. Surgeon. Humanitarian 🥼|Dog lover| 🐶
Geoff Tulley @geofftulley
1K Followers 4K Following Likes exactly the same stuff he did when he was 16, opinions exactly the same as when he was 16. Memorial Device Alt Nat Treasure…which is very nice!
Mark Dignam MDANT @MarkDignam69
2K Followers 5K Following Hustlers of the world, there is one mark you cannot beat: the mark inside. Pronoun friendly.
Hannah O'Hanrahahanra.. @buntyhoven
13K Followers 2K Following 'This is not our war. We are being forced to swallow the rotten egg of an angry political goose.' (VERY much my personal account.)
Area Man @Alasdair_CM
2K Followers 1K Following I've never been wrong. I used to work in a record store.
The_Content_Apologist @andreww1967
2K Followers 2K Following #Bins #Cans #Shitposting #Other @contentapologist.bsky.social All views etc. Crypto lists or Naked Numbers Ladies = Block
Count Mysterioso @MysteriosoX
6K Followers 5K Following Totali mysterioso. Total count. "Tedious and persistent"
Toddington @HXValley
2K Followers 2K Following SuperMATCH game SuperMATCH game SuperMATCH game Supermatch GAME
David Quantick @quantick
65K Followers 3K Following WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE AUSTEN? (French & Saunders, Radio 4). MISSY (Big Finish, 2024). RICKY'S HAND (Titan). BOOK OF LOVE (NOW Films). Emmy (VEEP).
(((Sigourney B))) �.. @sigourneybeaver
6K Followers 4K Following ✝️ 'Member of the Centrist WI'. 'a top-shelf Chris Packham'. Crumble enthusiast. Proud matriarch.
David KC @DavidMuttering
35K Followers 749 Following Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.
Godspeed You Black Ta.. @twlldun
39K Followers 2K Following "The Welsh are all actors. Its only the bad ones that become professional" - Richard Burton.
Red Sky At Night @redskyatnight
11K Followers 2K Following Ghoul about town. Also https://t.co/zPYPkRA9nj
Scott Innes @Flying_Inside
11K Followers 590 Following Author of Galactic Keegan. Relentless worrier. Be Traist. Keep passing the open windows.
Jason DM @DjasonMcC
214 Followers 882 Following Lives in the East Mids. Music, car boots, arts, culture, science. Views are my own. We may not agree, but we can be polite to each other. #refugeeswelcome #blm
Tim O'Brien @TimOBrien
197K Followers 2K Following Senior Executive Editor, @Opinion. Political Analyst, @MSNBC. Priors: New York Times, Wall Street Journal. Author: “TrumpNation.”
Biden-Harris HQ @BidenHQ
338K Followers 4 Following Just the facts, Jack. We’re on the other website, too: https://t.co/9Z2jW1VQ7a
Kate @dieselkeds
2K Followers 1K Following Stabatha Christie era! Books, dogs, theatre, true crime, history, crafting. Fighting depression & anxiety with a sense of humour & mad sword skills!
Kristen S. Hé 何盛.. @kristenisshe
3K Followers 5K Following 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 award-winning journalist, musician, screenwriter. learning about deathcare and death doula work! kristenisshe at gmail dot com
Baby Reindeer @BabyReindeerLDN
1K Followers 9 Following Written, performed and conceived by Richard Gadd. Directed by Jon Brittain. Coming to the Ambassadors Theatre
Rick Burin @rickbur1n
810 Followers 649 Following I write stuff. @Guardian @theipaper @SightSoundmag @empiremagazine. Press @royalalberthall. Fan of Lillian Gish. “Well, you gotta live, no matter what happens.”
Volodymyr Zelenskyy /.. @ZelenskyyUa
7.4M Followers 1 Following President of Ukraine / Президент України
Muppet History @HistoryMuppet
286K Followers 2K Following FAN PAGE dedicated to continuing the spirit and silliness of Jim Henson! Curated and Operated by @HalfHearted_JG Business: [email protected]
🐞Urchins Are Chins.. @Aromatica365
5K Followers 4K Following AKA Fondants are Ants + Ladybirds Are Birds “Elitist Marxist Covert Motherfucker” #RepealTheGRA 'We're all blocked'
Celia Richardson @CeliaRichards0n
25K Followers 1K Following Director of Communications @nationaltrust. Leading with tea, scones and optimism. These tweets are just mine.
Tripe Marketing Board @TripeUK
22K Followers 22K Following Temporarily promoting It Started With a Quiche, Bill Cawley's fascinating and witty account of his year as the Mayor of Leek. Let's talk quiche!
Don Lemon @donlemon
1.5M Followers 14K Following 🍋Host of The Don Lemon Show. Streaming everywhere now.
Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan
1.5M Followers 4K Following British-American journalist. Editor-in-chief and CEO of new media company @zeteo_news. Subscribe here: https://t.co/sEC1ETyGtn
momotarou@museum_in_m.. @museum_in_mt_u
5K Followers 6K Following Museum in the mountains in Japan - Promoting Beauty,Peace and Joy Through Art - MIHO MUSEUM designed by I.M.Pei. nonofficial.
sinhaha @paulybengali
7K Followers 695 Following Comedian Chaser Gay NHS botherer. Enquiries [email protected]
All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies
825K Followers 140 Following The account on classic and hit films. Detail in our making of stories is from cast/crew or 3+ sources. To support what we do, please subscribe 😁
Mark Arby @markarby
5K Followers 284 Following Londoner, scientist, Arsenal supporter, lover of cake.
Jerry Sadowitz @RealJSadowitz
20K Followers 1 Following Official X Page for Comedian Jerry Sadowitz. Tickets for his 2024 tour ⬇️
Carl Gardner @carlgardner
24K Followers 4K Following Backroom legal obsessive. Former law lecturer and government lawyer.
Aizenberg @Aizenberg55
16K Followers 1K Following Author; Board member @HonestReporting; wrote @NGOmonitor rebuttals debunking HRW & Amnesty "apartheid" reports; articles in Tablet, Fathom Journal etc.
Sayeeda Warsi @SayeedaWarsi
215K Followers 3K Following Peer @UKHouseoflLords ProVC @BoltonUni Prof @YourStMarys On the telly @PackedLunchC4 Former Cabinet minister Author -The Enemy Within https://t.co/gfSV7CcQOR
Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach
23K Followers 898 Following sí/í, she/her, it was probably a joke calm down. no LGB without the T 🇮🇪 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ @luiseach.bsky.social @[email protected]
Sam Coates Sky @SamCoatesSky
266K Followers 6K Following Sam Coates, Deputy Political Editor, Sky News 📺📰🎙️ Politics at Jack and Sam’s podcast🎙️TV by @TomLarkinSky
sno4wyart @sno4wyart
96 Followers 32 Following Mostly my art (lots of gay content, some are 18+), and then some retweets of things relevant to my current interests. Not much commentary. Open to art trades!
Dan Taylor @dantaylor26
367 Followers 173 Following Back in the ‘getting my hopes up’ stage of the Vikings cycle
Mark Bowsher - pls su.. @MarkBowsherFilm
3K Followers 2K Following Makes films/writes things. Author, The Boy Who Stole Time. @pokingbooks host. Runs @RabbitIslandPro. #dyspraxic. Support Myrthali 1&2 on Kickstarter. He/him.
Tom Breen @TJBreen
4K Followers 3K Following Now: UConn news director. Then: reporter. Tweets are my own, retweets are not. It’s “UConn,” not “UCONN,” please, I beg of you.
Nate White 🇬🇧 �.. @Ipitythepoorfo1
14K Followers 11K Following British Buddhist. Rawlsian liberal. Mostly harmless. #GTTO #FBPE #KS4PM #BlueWave #NAFO @nathanwhite.bsky.social
Dan Waterfield @danwaterfield
7K Followers 2K Following PhD History / ein Geschöpf der Sprache / Interested in lit, theology, history, software, systems, &c. ✡️
FourthDrawerDown #MDA.. @itaintwhywhywhy
3K Followers 5K Following 🏅 Memorial Device Alternative National Treasure. 'Well it ain't written in the papers, but it's written on the walls, the way this country's divided to fall'
Big Brother UK @bbuk
1.3M Followers 8 Following Think you’ve got what it takes to be a great Housemate? Applications for the next series are now open 👀👇
the ben keeps the flo.. @limitlessjest
33K Followers 1K Following Television writer (Hunting Wives STARZ), Native American Media Alliance Fellow, CRIMEWATCHERS podcast, New Yorker Humor. Turtle Mtn. Band of Chippewa, Tsimshian
Rob Manuel 🍳 @robmanuel
44K Followers 882 Following I do @b3ta / @fesshole / @anon_opin - email: robmanuel @ gmail dot com - Buy The New Fesstament: https://t.co/VVRUZVMkuT
Hubert Mayr @HubsMayr
1K Followers 1K Following Austrian Comedian - BBC New Comedy Award nominee - Bath Comedy Festival New Act of the Year 2022 Runner up
Ellie Wilson @ellieokwilson
22K Followers 457 Following survivor & campaigner • justice reformer ⚖️ • pain can either be your prison or your platform • UofG world changing alumni finalist • commentary and analysis •
Chris Williams (@dink.. @ChrisDWilliams
1K Followers 1K Following Cartoonist (dink), Illustrator, Designer, https://t.co/CUOS43S47h
Ava-Santina @AvaSantina
140K Followers 3K Following Political Correspondent @PoliticsJOE_UK @JOE_co_uk | Formerly @LBC | Instagram @avasantina_
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Sarah Lewis @sarahlewistv
1K Followers 2K Following Series Producer The Long Shadow - ITV1, Noughts and Crosses S2 - BBC1, McDonald and Dodds -ITV1
Senator John Fetterma.. @SenFettermanPA
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Jill Foster @JournalistJill
25K Followers 5K Following Freelance writer/editor. Often referred to as a ‘so-called journalist’ by those who think men belong in women’s sports and spaces. 🤪 [email protected]
Gordon Smart @gordonsmart
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Still skipping chin day then
I don’t sleep with vaccinated women.
America doesn't do kings. We had a revolution about this. Yet the Supreme Court is poised to give immunity to someone penchant for gold fixtures, absolute loyalty, treating people as peons, and installing heirs in positions of power...
The fight to reach the highest office selects for people that are different. Giving them unlimited get-out-of-jail-free cards is madness.
@bartramsgob And was spreadeagled against the back window of a Vauxhall Corsa
My beautiful wife, Kirsty. Make-up artist, full time mum/babysitter and is as kind as she is stunning, funny as she is smart, and I'm genuinely luckier than any man deserves to be.
@samatlounge To shore up my faith in humanity I'm choosing to believe that 8 of those sales were to supportive distant family members, and 2,220 to enthusiasts of novelty toilet paper.
Had my hair cut. Before. After.
Fucking love Beige me.
@fourfoot Imagine whooping and cheering for Anne fucking Widdecombe.
Gee, I can’t imagine why President Biden isn’t inclined to give these assholes an interview. Also, you know who couldn’t walk AT ALL his entire Presidency? Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Biden aides are concerned enough about the appearance of frailty that they've taken to having an entourage surround him when he walks to Marine One, "to draw less attention to the 81-year-old's halting and stiff gait," @axios reports: axios.com/newsletters/ax…
Orca calf swims out of lagoon after being trapped for a month Ehattesaht First Nation says young killer whale swam over sandbar on her own at high tide cbc.ca/news/canada/br…
He forgot not use a tired cliche just 1.8 seconds later.
Humza Yousaf visibly smarts at the word “humiliated” in @ConnorGillies’ question.
Just in case you're wondering what's happening on Welsh TV, a Monkey is sitting on a piano singing about Brazilian Butt Lifts.
Trump’s 2024 platform: Revenge and retribution
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I would dunk my own father's head in a toilet if I learned he'd sent this to a game dev.
Not only would my wife divorce me and my son abandon me for writing this, I would completely understand.
@locust9 you already know who
@MagitekDad there really needs to be a line extending around the block to kick this guy in the nuts
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