halaiki @bashirhalaiki
Full time comedian part time unemployed. us02web.zoom.us/j/85000259613 Nairobi, Kenya Joined August 2016-
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Don't let the rains get you down. Come drown in some jokes 😁.
Don't let the rains get you down. Come drown in some jokes 😁.
The Boyz are ready! Get your tickets for the spectacular show headlined by the one and only @murumba_ Do you have your tickets? Get them @ standupcollective.co.ke/event/nlb-mm/
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Pusha T listening to Kendrick diss.
Avoid giving opinions and advice from a point of privilege, it’s not looking good 🇰🇪 💔
Iko Nini!! Episode 307 with @RobertAlai now available on YouTube Ep 307 ROBERT ALAI part 1 WILL SAKAJA BE IMPEACHED? Iko Nini Podcast We discussed @SakajaJohnson at length youtu.be/jFbh6LbtyOA
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How Drake was in the studio listening to the Kendrick diss 😂😭
You can beat 99% of people by …preparing the night before …showing up early …leaving only when the job is done right …remembering peoples names …following up …improving one thing each time It’s not about being fancy. Doing the basics every time is what makes you advanced.
Millennials turn into copyright experts whenever they hear Gen Z sample their childhood bangers, relax bro, enjoy the music and go swallow your supplements in peace!!
When you get paid - Pay yourself first Take yourself out for a nice dinner/drink Buy yourself a nice shirt/shoes Do something nice for yourself no matter how small - this habit goes a long way
Speaker Wetangula approves impeachment motion against Agriculture CS Mithika Linturi, MPs set Thursday - May 02, for debate.
Please monitor your financial life strictly. It is hard to find help when you're down. This is not an advice, it's a warning. ⛔️
Unaweza kua unafanya kazi lakini 'huna pesa'
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So much happening in this country right now, shukuru Mungu kama umeamka poa na familia iko salama
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Avoid giving opinions and advice from a point of privilege, it’s not looking good 🇰🇪 💔
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Unaweza kua unafanya kazi lakini 'huna pesa'
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ukihang out na millennials huwezi sema "we mzee" wanakua offended juu wao ni wazee cha ukweli 😭
The luckiest men I know are almost kinda dumb But they all share one quality: They take ruthless action with the belief that everything will work out perfectly. Meanwhile, the intellectuals think themselves into depression. Lesson in there.
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