Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai
Currahee!! Dif-tor Heh Smusma. Up North Joined June 2009-
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Reminder that no doctor wants a pay-rise. We just don't want the paycut they're offering. #ImplementCBA2017 #DoctorsStrikeKE
We are now the cheap abundant labor we talked about in school😂😂😂😂😂🤝
Was visiting my parents yesterday and found this. I’m their only child.
Are the leaders in the room with us?
Are the leaders in the room with us?
"Ah. Ni nini ladies?" 😂😂😂
"Ah. Ni nini ladies?" 😂😂😂
Please. There is one Mama Africa, the great Miriam Makeba. Queen Jane is more Mama Africa than JZeds roommate.
Please. There is one Mama Africa, the great Miriam Makeba. Queen Jane is more Mama Africa than JZeds roommate.
Can't wait to get admitted to the bar. Gonna throw up a few gang signs before I sign the roll of advocates, because I neither represent the Plaintiff nor the Defendant, I represent the streets😂
NRG sahii ukichelewa lunch break shauri yako
Isn’t this that small man? 😂😂😂
Isn’t this that small man? 😂😂😂
Haha😂😂😂😂
What's up family? In search of a civil engineer with a min of 5 yrs experience in laying of fibre optic cable. Any leads will be appreciated.
The government has been talking big on climate change, yet when the menace comes in full force, we have been caught unprepared - Raila Odinga
The death of 1 CDF warranted almost the whole government stopping....but the death of 100 taxpayers and babies has barely moved the government....
Everyone always and inevitably underestimates the number of stupid people in circulation
"My friend Uhuru Kenyatta, be a decent human, sisi tulikusaidia ukakuwa rais, wacha kuhangaisha wakenya kwa kumwaga maji Nairobi. Kubali wakenya waliamua..."
Sometimes I randomly remember the lady who said that she went to a man’s place na akatoa weighing scale chini ya kitanda. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If it’s declared a national disaster then the National Disaster Response Plan can be put in motion. Unfortunately there’s no such plan that could help with the disaster that is your stupidity.
If it’s declared a national disaster then the National Disaster Response Plan can be put in motion. Unfortunately there’s no such plan that could help with the disaster that is your stupidity.
Shoba Gatimu @shobanes
129K Followers 4K Following Retired Murasta | City boy in the village |Mkulima mdogo | Rabbit Keeper | Host Making The Menu - DStv 173 @honeyafricatv
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RaMaverick 💯% @RamzZy_
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phantéau @_wangwe
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Queen Performative �.. @_omalicha__
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Kadalit✨️ @ImbayiK
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millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii
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GATHONI K. @QueenGathoni
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House of Dave @davethee_mc
1K Followers 3K Following I’m most likely the villain in someone’s story. Oh, and however you interpret my tweets is your fault, feel subbed or not.
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461 Followers 136 Following ♌ | INFJ | Creature of Habit | Selectively Social | Karma Believer
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UCSMHAK EXECUTIVE DIR.. @FredEsiaba
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Little miss busy✨ @WambuguJoyce_
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Shoba Gatimu @shobanes
129K Followers 4K Following Retired Murasta | City boy in the village |Mkulima mdogo | Rabbit Keeper | Host Making The Menu - DStv 173 @honeyafricatv
Kimanzi®™ @Kimanzi_
107K Followers 486 Following
RaMaverick 💯% @RamzZy_
194K Followers 5K Following Art | Sports | Music | Advertising & Memes | Pod: @MandayMadness | Smooth Hope Orator | Wabi-Sabist on 200mg Adult swim humor + Bottomless Bantz
phantéau @_wangwe
46K Followers 792 Following Visual Artist • Interim President of Zimbabwe • Joie de vivre • Deadbeat Plant Dad • IG: artbywangwe
Queen Performative �.. @_omalicha__
33K Followers 785 Following Misandrist|| Biker|| Dog Mom 🐶|| Traveller || Enjoyment|| I WILL annoy you || I don't seek to be respectable. || Free Palestine 🇵🇸 || DM me about Lamu❤️
Kadalit✨️ @ImbayiK
30K Followers 1K Following Assistant @style_byray || I'm not stylish, I'm style || CS Rhumba ❤️ CS Parental Affairs
millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii
27K Followers 833 Following I am not an early bird or a night owl, I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon
GATHONI K. @QueenGathoni
77K Followers 713 Following WOMAN | Voice artist | ART | only here for the honeymoon phase do not show me your true colors | Rice | Girl goes gym |
Wateba 21.7 🇰🇪 @iWateba
46K Followers 5K Following Just live. https://t.co/8QBFRoWX3A #Redbullracing #MUFC 🔴
Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC
45K Followers 1K Following Former CEO @_KiburiFC @Realmadrid × @redbullracing
Kikuyu Pipes @DrKanyuira
56K Followers 2K Following •Music •Tech •Cars EJ20B. https://t.co/DXBGmxwp3I
Harry Karanja, DTM @harrykaranja
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Gaucho @RoyWaite5
372 Followers 532 Following Foodie, Father,Historian, Story teller, Craft Cook. I am a moron ,outside my said talents.
Mama Shark😎 @Tuzzy_Mahaga
1K Followers 1K Following Mimi wa kimataifa👸🏾👸🏾 Proudly Luhya🐓... Kenyan comes after🇰🇪. My ancestors will smite you if you joke with me😎😎😎😎
Toph - Electrical Eng.. @W_Asherah
21K Followers 783 Following Electricity in SSA. Very neurodivergent. Feminist. Surviving burnout. Made peace with uncertainty. I dislike absolutes. Views are mine. @washerah.bsky.social.
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5K Followers 970 Following Life is like a helicopter,I know nothing about helicopters
Saruni: CEO Rhinos Ru.. @GSaruni
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𝗠𝗶𝘀𝗵 𝗞.. @MishBosslady__
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Patience Wanjiru @Peshy_E
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felloh @ngughii
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Wordslinger | Kas Ka .. @Wordslinger__
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Peru Gang @peru_nomad
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9K Followers 2K Following Psychotherapist 🌈: Marriage▪︎Family▪︎Sex ¶ IG: MaggieTheTherapist ¶ Ex-Sex Columnist ¶ Opera: Mezzo/Contralto ¶ MPesa Till#: 5338061 Opinions = MINE etc etc..
Persona Ful Grata. @mosomy_
1K Followers 2K Following BLACK IS POWER. Intellectual, Magical, Physical, Political, Musical,name it. Optimist. Legal bud. Arsenalite.
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7K Followers 804 Following Twitter has locked me out of @RamzZy_ and support hasn’t responded in SIX months because I’m in a 3rd world Cow~ntry. I’ve stored my thoughts here temporarily.
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5K Followers 703 Following If we gonna look at the data, let's look at the data. if we gonna use opinions, let's use mine.
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@Mr_Guantai Garnish their paybill. You're welcome
Crowd of 60k sing Bohemian Rhapsody without Queen even performing
You’re very welcome. Although streets are saying these two should be added to lineup.
A huge thank you to the guy that posted this on Twitter a few days ago, I’ve forgotten your handle, niliona tu tweet kwa FYP 😭 It’s actually so good on everything!
This & the lemon chilli seasoning by Melvins. Heh They're really outdoing themselves!
A huge thank you to the guy that posted this on Twitter a few days ago, I’ve forgotten your handle, niliona tu tweet kwa FYP 😭 It’s actually so good on everything!
I know a @Mr_Guantai tweet when I see one.
i’ll match your respect, but i’ll top your disrespect. don’t test me.
Born to say, "igua ngui?" Forced to say "Most obliged."
I still think about this, a lot😭😂💀
Tyrion Barrister
Ma'am, I'm not questioning your intelligence. I'm completely denying its existence.
guys....we have a new video to our crushes/Babes....Thank you Judge Nzioka
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Samuel Guantai Kirimi is no stranger to productive legal controversy: articulate; bold; focused; knowledgeable; and sharp. He has what it takes to serve as one of the Up Country Representatives of LSK.
@Mr_Guantai Should resubmit a paper I’d done on this to the LSK journal. There are genuine concerns relating to delivering outcomes based on different value systems as opposed to upholding rights
Engaging with someone who comes off like they had a fling with education and it ended prematurely is very tiring.
We have a major change regarding capturing of stock levels. Final regulations provide that persons providing services; those don't meet the Kes 5M VAT threshold & those with annual turnover <Kes25M can use a simplified stock data free system. Again, always send your feedback!!
Sorry, here is the paper sci-hub.se/https://doi.or…
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