Jacob @antiquenemesis
I would say my dream in life is…to create a night cream that actually hydrates Joined April 2011-
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Snoopy’s taking this match seriously 🙃
Guarantee you those 250 skinny stretchies outsell giant 10:1 and sadly J. Crew wants to keep it that way.
Guarantee you those 250 skinny stretchies outsell giant 10:1 and sadly J. Crew wants to keep it that way.
we need to STOP ADDING FILM GRAIN TO VHS TAPE FOOTAGE.
we need to STOP ADDING FILM GRAIN TO VHS TAPE FOOTAGE.
same joke every day for this girl … ha ha skinnnnny omg !!!!
same joke every day for this girl … ha ha skinnnnny omg !!!!
it’s almost as if students are protesting against genocide because it’s the right, moral thing to do and not because they’re concerned with appearing attractive or whatever bullshit these people generally spend all day worrying about themselves
Should I k*ll myself
Where are the right wing free speech warriors on this front
Maybe the most hideous ad I’ve ever seen in my life
they should make Challengers but Pickleball!!!!! so cool.
Criterion should have the Call Her Daddy girl in the closet!!!!!!!
OPEN THE FUCKIN SCHOOLS
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😭😭😭😭 exactly
BONER SLAPPING IS IN my boys better keep they shit flaccid around me the #slapper is in town
so when are we going to address this…
so basically what i'm trying to say here is that i'm stressed to hell
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Megyn Kelly nails it: “Why are they so unattractive? Why are the protesters so homely?”
The fixation on the anticipated violence of those protesting against genocide, and the complete blind eye turned to the consistent violence of anti-Palestinian counter protestors is a repetition of the blind eye turned to the genocide being committed in Gaza right now
i know John Wilkes Booth wishes he'd practiced this move.
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Oh love this shit.
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Think of the children! No, not those children. No, not them, either. No,
This bike lock is/was available for sale on campus via Columbia's Public Safety department under their "Crime Prevention Discount Bike, Locker and Laptop Lock Program". See their flier with a discount here: publicsafety.columbia.edu/sites/default/…
Deputy Commissioner Tarik Sheppard shows the chains used to secure Hamilton Hall at Columbia University. "This is not what students bring to school. This is what professionals bring to campuses and universities."
ok papa got them dogs out
you bitches cant even spell guadagnino