Allie Levitan @alliegeelev
Pathological Liar & Daughter of Paul Giamatti (actor/writer: @cartoonpres @tnyshouts @mcsweeneys) allielevitan.com Joined January 2013-
Tweets943
-
Followers2K
-
Following793
-
Likes11K
The new walk of shame is when you finally clean your room and have to carry the 7-9 cups of undrunk liquid past your roommates and into the kitchen
Happy international women’s day to my grandfathers second wife, Martita!
Making an HBO docuseries following everyone who’s received this card
What if there was just one subway line that was actually a roller coaster. We all strap in and have the time of our lives
Just realized everyone who is currently super old was once young. Lots to consider!
oh you have ADHD? name three mostly full drinks you have on your desk right now
I wish there was a podcast like The Daily but for the love life of Jojo Siwa
When the TSA agent tells me to lower my mask it’s like, okay emotional or physical? I’m an actress, not a mind reader
Sitting next to first dates are awesome. This guy just asked a girl if she owned a stove
when u see a single piece of confetti fall at the beginning of a show it’s like ok spoiler
When a stranger in a coffee shop asks me to keep their computer and backpack safe while their in the bathroom I’m like, okay this is the plot of Raising Helen
Bitches be like “my life a movie” Yeah a documentary on mental illness
Some days I trust myself and other days I remember when I was 16 and spent all my money on this wall stencil:
If a shoe takes more than 3 seconds to put on then that is not a shoe that’s a corset
honestly so cute when clothes come with extra buttons in case one comes off. have never used one, will never use one, have lost them all, but like how nice.
April rocks because you keep waiting to feel the joy you were promised and then it’s May
Everyday I am humbled by how little I can handle 😇🙏🏼
Zach Schiffman @schlife
9K Followers 2K Following I’m 5’5 but everyone tells me I seem 5’8 / social @curbed @grubstreet @nymag
Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle
76K Followers 673 Following writer/actor/ghoul • mgmt: 3arts • venmo: sydney-battle
Harry Wood @harrymwood
3K Followers 4K Following Actor, Writer, Candlestick Lighter. Currently working in scripted development.
Cameron Bradford @camerobradford
25K Followers 979 Following Take my hand, we'll weather this storm together.
Chris Murphy @christress
16K Followers 1K Following staff writer @vanityfair | good time girl, actress, comedienne | U.S Senator from Connecticut | he/him |
wyatt f @wyattfair
3K Followers 1K Following thinking about my life // shrimp boys // @REALpunknews + @HardDriveMag contributor
Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury
7K Followers 685 Following I am the boss / / Comedy: @ClickHole @TheOnion, @tnyshouts
Car World 🚘🌎 @williambanks_
5K Followers 849 Following william banks of car world, where he was loved - - - - 💟✝️ God first 👆
hale.baddie @hallemcberry
2K Followers 1K Following the trouble with socialism is that it takes up too many evenings
Evelyn Harrison @EvelynunHarris
3 Followers 481 Following Lured the best beauties from all US states 😜 Ready for private meetings See nude photos before a date! Watching this https://t.co/tzUFUVGU9c
Ann Pass @AnnwnPass
33 Followers 1K Following Found different beauties from all US states 😻 They are ready to meet Nudes in profile! Watching this https://t.co/z9djjQSbyn
Sloostu @sloostu62553
2 Followers 481 Following Many people sold their dreams and exchanged them for daily necessities.
AA @ad978310
13 Followers 3K Following
Union Hall @UnionHallNY
9K Followers 4K Following Union Hall is a 5,000-square-foot bar, restaurant, and live music and comedy venue in Park Slope, Brooklyn.
Scola @rachelhscola
574 Followers 1K Following weak ankles, local tendencies // comedy mgmt // I have a sporadic newsletter if you like comedy and/or me
wench @zoboomafooIover
23 Followers 125 Following
Count Of Montenegro @b2btkwarlord
253 Followers 272 Following Only thing Id be down for is being top five but like down four. Taken ❤️
Joshua Neuman @joshuaneuman
1K Followers 693 Following Writer/Producer. Find me @slate @esquire @victoryjournal @lamag @vice @flaunt @sabr RIP @heeb @luckypeach @johnnyphysical LA Rams-musings at @LARamsPodcast
Dr.philogynist @Dr_philogynist
33 Followers 212 Following Philogyny is fondness, love, or admiration towards women. | #problack | But I'm not Anti White.......
Katelin Khodai. @Katelin36622982
226 Followers 4K Following https://t.co/TIcvEuEYgd… https://t.co/t6dUn4V6lp https://t.co/9mgVNFK7ei…
Lauren Killer 🔪 @LaurenKiller1
993 Followers 3K Following i'm 16 years old and I don't need a governess | comedian (the girl kind) and model (United Nations facilitator)
Khaleel Rahman @Krahman333
811 Followers 2K Following Producer for Audacious with Chion Wolf @wnpr Contributor @reductress @theonion Host of @tight5comedypod, listen here: https://t.co/mnT4HGcLkY
Tommas @Tommas77349209
0 Followers 26 Following We Provide Best Bank Accounts And All Type Of Reviews
Ellen Bursey @BurseyEllen
187 Followers 544 Following Talk about all things #womenshealth #femtech 👩⚕️ @cofertility @flarecapital scholar @columbia_biz @ocaventures @google @kearney
Campbell Chupik @CampbellChupik
17 Followers 307 Following
Elliott @etburklow
1 Followers 179 Following
Mayur @bowelski
647 Followers 5K Following Music Streaming, Keepin’ ‘Em Hoochies Screaming, Always California dreamin’. Writing, Dieting, Often Fighting. Cutting Edge, Cutting Chai, No Cutting Corners.
Maggie @ramonabot5000
28 Followers 547 Following
Johan Weis @JohanWeisA
1K Followers 5K Following 🖥Entrepreneur 🤖Friend of #AI 🤣Troll of hamsters 🤑#Crypto enthusiast 💻#IT geek 📨DM me for commissions🖌
Carls Russ @BeatrixFormat
267 Followers 3K Following
R “Ray” Wang 王�.. @rwang0
144K Followers 103K Following @ConstellationR #CEO @DisrupTVShow 2X BestSelling Author @HarvardBiz Keynoter #Futurist Provocateur #EDM #DJ #Foodie #SVLife #TaiwaneseAm🇹🇼🇺🇸
Marc Green @lilbigmarc
0 Followers 210 Following
Rrrrrrrrrr @angrylittlebit1
0 Followers 369 Following
Benjamin Salka @benjaminsalka
731 Followers 3K Following I'm the co-founder and CEO of @storypirates. Most people call me Jamie.
Abigail Gabor @abigailgabor1
468 Followers 3K Following Actor/ Theatre Educator🎭 Jewish✡️🪬Neurodivergent🌈
Mafuge @Mafuge1
90 Followers 998 Following
Jessie Gaskell @jessiestwats
5K Followers 1K Following TV writer (Conan, Welcome to Flatch), small business owner (my lady business). In accordance with California State Law, here’s the link to my podcast:
Pro Migrantism @weeverywhere_1
15 Followers 73 Following Believe me, many white women from European countries love Muslim and black migrants. I'm qlso a migrant from Iraq and want to clean the bad image of migrant's
Harry @lexaprotools
1K Followers 1K Following The podcast bubble's nicest boy | Podcast Booker at Substack | Formerly @spinstersshow, @poddontlienba, and we might be drunk | thought leader at Good Hang
AJ Hendrix @AJHendrixXXX
2 Followers 62 Following Out here promoting my OnlyFans https://t.co/uUcNZYt6MS
Covfefe Buzz @BuzzBuzz95
72 Followers 588 Following
Morgan Ekstrom @morgan_eks
9 Followers 20 Following
Will 🍂🍃 @pkmnmasterwill1
22K Followers 4K Following Gay✨ He/Him/His. ‘Past it, queen twink wannabe.’ - Anon, ngl app, 2022. 27, Pokemon nerd and Little Mix stan.
Steven @bradcansell40
62 Followers 203 Following
Cait Ferreira @caitlangwrites
64 Followers 375 Following
caleb hearon @calebsaysthings
257K Followers 1K Following beloved gay comedian with perfect opinions and a heart of gold. many, many accolades.
charlie @chunkbardey
101K Followers 908 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
pat regan @poregan
60K Followers 724 Following i’m a 3rd generation matchmaker with an extremely high success rate. I have a gay voice, and that’s OK! it’s beautiful, even.
Zach Schiffman @schlife
9K Followers 2K Following I’m 5’5 but everyone tells me I seem 5’8 / social @curbed @grubstreet @nymag
Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle
76K Followers 673 Following writer/actor/ghoul • mgmt: 3arts • venmo: sydney-battle
Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmi.. @GKuhlenschmidt
163K Followers 1K Following straight lesbian comedian. she/her,,, [email protected]
Harry Wood @harrymwood
3K Followers 4K Following Actor, Writer, Candlestick Lighter. Currently working in scripted development.
broti gupta @BrotiGupta
91K Followers 1K Following Simpsons writer Indian women’s humor twitter account https://t.co/5I6PCj7FlM
Cameron Bradford @camerobradford
25K Followers 979 Following Take my hand, we'll weather this storm together.
kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas
91K Followers 591 Following comic, tv/screenwriter, idiot. mgmt: brillstein #WritersGuildOnStrike #WGAStrong
Joel Kim Booster @ihatejoelkim
149K Followers 1K Following editor in chief @nytimes. my wife is missing.
Meg Stalter @megstalter
177K Followers 2K Following My name is Meg Stalter I’m 5’7 I’m living in LA and a fun fact about me is something bad happened to my cousin https://t.co/7VYjghT2Ta
George Civeris @georgeciveris
26K Followers 1K Following Comedian, co-host @straightiolab, former editor @gawker. Let's do this!
Chris Murphy @christress
16K Followers 1K Following staff writer @vanityfair | good time girl, actress, comedienne | U.S Senator from Connecticut | he/him |
Joshua Neuman @joshuaneuman
1K Followers 693 Following Writer/Producer. Find me @slate @esquire @victoryjournal @lamag @vice @flaunt @sabr RIP @heeb @luckypeach @johnnyphysical LA Rams-musings at @LARamsPodcast
Bonnie Milligan @BeltingBonnie
9K Followers 1K Following TONY, Lucille Lortel & Theatre World Award Winner; Drama Desk, Drama League & OCC nominated actress; Aunt Debra in @akimbomusical Instagram-@beltingbons
Exploration: LIVE! @ExplorationLive
1K Followers 2 Following podcast and live show hosted by @chunkbardey and @natrotlait. love u guys!! made w @headgum!
Lauren Killer 🔪 @LaurenKiller1
993 Followers 3K Following i'm 16 years old and I don't need a governess | comedian (the girl kind) and model (United Nations facilitator)
Khaleel Rahman @Krahman333
811 Followers 2K Following Producer for Audacious with Chion Wolf @wnpr Contributor @reductress @theonion Host of @tight5comedypod, listen here: https://t.co/mnT4HGcLkY
Ellen Bursey @BurseyEllen
187 Followers 544 Following Talk about all things #womenshealth #femtech 👩⚕️ @cofertility @flarecapital scholar @columbia_biz @ocaventures @google @kearney
Mike Liebenson @spongemike123
407 Followers 108 Following Please, my Dad is Mr. Spongemike123...Call me Spongemike123. The Tall Thiccum. American Business Woman. @spongemike123
Jessie Gaskell @jessiestwats
5K Followers 1K Following TV writer (Conan, Welcome to Flatch), small business owner (my lady business). In accordance with California State Law, here’s the link to my podcast:
Harry @lexaprotools
1K Followers 1K Following The podcast bubble's nicest boy | Podcast Booker at Substack | Formerly @spinstersshow, @poddontlienba, and we might be drunk | thought leader at Good Hang
Andrew DeYoung @Andrew_DeYoung_
2K Followers 2K Following
Charlie (Let's Keep I.. @CharlieSosnick
3K Followers 2K Following Best Friend To Many / Mr. DoItAll / Mr. Everything / Determined / Up For The Challenge / Calm / Wise / Intellectual / Spiritual
Michael Cahana @mcahana3
11 Followers 362 Following
Joey Romaine @JoeyRomaine
2K Followers 1K Following
Mr. Joshua’s Simond.. @JoshuaSimonSays
4K Followers 5K Following is this thing on…? Triple Threat (jewish/gay/bald). I love Trashy Horror/Trashy Humor. he/him/who?
Maxed Out @MaxwellHegley
610 Followers 618 Following NYC, professional tiktok guy, 🛩Jets/🍻Brewers/🦌Bucks simp, and a virgo - he/him
catherine weingarten @sarahkaneissexy
3K Followers 5K Following playwright and comedy writer who as an artist is pro fun, candy and crying on the subway in a hot way. @mcsweeneys @littleoldlady__ @WeeklyHumorist
Monique Moses @nutellacartel
2K Followers 494 Following Bizarro Monique on @netflix #AstronomyClubTheSketchShow, and co head writer for @hbo #ABlackLadySketchShowS4 In bed by 7pm DAILY
Caitlin Kunkel is wor.. @KunkelTron
16K Followers 8K Following Funny writer of fiction + satire for @newyorkerhumor, @nytimes, @mcsweeneys. Teach @CatapultStory, co-founder of @satireandhumor, rep @dblackagency
Nick Nemeroff @nicknemeroff
8K Followers 2K Following (Archive of Nick’s tweets. RIP Nick, we love you.) 🌞🌞🌞 Listen to my album The Pursuit of Comedy Has Ruined My Life 🌞🌞🌞 link in bio ⤵️
meg✨✨ @mjhorgss
2K Followers 976 Following copywriter, humor writer, crier | words in @reductress @realpunknews @realoverheardla
Megan Gilbert @meegangilbert
7K Followers 866 Following former father to pet slug (rip). writer of book (yay).
authentic gen z @hiyahheek
217 Followers 171 Following
Frank Rich @frankrichny
111K Followers 2K Following TV: Succession, Veep, White House Plumbers, Six by Sondheim / WRITING: NYMAG, NYT, "Ghost Light," "Greatest Story Ever Sold"
Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus
57K Followers 857 Following staff writer @crookedmedia (lovett or leave it, other stuff)
I Could’ve Just Sat.. @WrittenByHanna
146K Followers 5K Following My Backup Account: @_WrittenByHanna Writer. Lioness. ♌ #CelexaHive #WellbutrinHive #BlockShaunKing (She/Her)
fallon @fallon_boles
343 Followers 318 Following Guys... do I smell? Stop laughing! I’m being serious!! Please just tell me!!! 😫😤😫
mariah coping mechani.. @missmariahx
150 Followers 285 Following deep down I'm rly superficial | she/her/hers
Gabe Goodman @gabegoodman
2K Followers 494 Following
Hussein Hammouda @theotherHHH
3K Followers 2K Following Writer-Director | Assistant on: CHALLENGERS • DON'T LOOK UP • KNIVES OUT
Michael Judson Berry @MJudson1Berry
2K Followers 696 Following Actor, Writer, and overall Goofball 😊 More “QuaranTeaTimes” also on Instagram and TikTok @MJudsonBerryThis whole eclipse glasses situation once again marginalizes the “doesn’t plan ahead” community, incidentally the only people who actually appreciate beauty.
10 MIN SPECIAL ON SOLAR ECLIPSE DURING SOLAR ECLIPSE IN PATH Of totality
no he was 3 boyfriends ago, my great great boyfriend
I think if you knew how much my parents love me and believed in me you wouldn’t be asking me to remake ur oat cortado
I am an amazing photographer if anyone needs a photoshoot in gods New York City
he’s perfect
‘Bachelor’ Joey Graziadei confuses Gypsy Rose Blanchard for Ruth Bader Ginsburg trib.al/280CThd
dating in LA is insane - a friend screenshotted an acquaintance's instastory about a guy being single & sent it to our friends like he was a free couch on facebook marketplace
But what you don't know is that your daughter’s name is not just Blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean.
when u get a random lab partner but by the end of the semester yall are bffs
🎥| Noah and @icespicee_ at the #GRAMMYs 🧡 (via: cbstv)
there should be a grammy category for best Lana song
recording academy guy telling us the string quartet has palestinians AND israelis
Me a 33 year old enjoying Olivia Rodrigo's performance of Vampire. #GRAMMYs
This is crazy!!
Tracy Chapman’s “Fast Car” has reached #1 on US iTunes after a live performance with Luke Combs at the #GRAMMYs, nearly 36 years since release.
can you imagine writing a song like "both sides now" at 25 years old, and performing it at 80. like i can't even keep it together emotionally watching this, i have no idea how joni can.
Joni Mitchell looks so beautiful. I genuinely think old ladies are so beautiful and not as a cope. I can’t wait to be old. I hope all my friends get old too and we all get really into big jewelry
annie lennox finishing sinead o’connors song by calling for a ceasefire was perhaps the most meaningful and honest way to honor sinead’s memory
If we all combine our resources we can crowdfund Taylor swift a stylist
Trends for United States
You might like
