alison roman @alisoneroman
Author of NYT best seller Nothing Fancy + Dining In / Home Movies on YouTube / A Newsletter on Substack / SWEET ENOUGH out 3/28/23 🍰🌷 alisoneroman.com Brooklyn Joined August 2012-
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step 1 always tweet abt it
some people didnt grow up in california and it shows
Me when anyone interviews me about anything involving an opinion
Me when anyone interviews me about anything involving an opinion
Speakers that play music outside your place of business onto the street should be illegal
The worst part about me being born to write for Hate Read is that I simply can not write for Hate Read
spontaneously holding hands with a hot stranger at The National show in Prospect Park in 2011
spontaneously holding hands with a hot stranger at The National show in Prospect Park in 2011
@alisoneroman I think the editors haaaaaaate the authors and look forward to the shredding
I have to assume the editors of all these personal essays are like "no, honestly, it's great, I think the people are really going to resonate" fully knowing whomever wrote the essay will probably get....absolutely torn to pieces?
I wish I never had to learn what a KYC was, but alas. Wondering if anyone else's Substack has been hacked-- and if so, what did they (Substack) offer to do to fix it?
I wish I never had to learn what a KYC was, but alas. Wondering if anyone else's Substack has been hacked-- and if so, what did they (Substack) offer to do to fix it?
Cooking three @alisoneroman recipes in one week.
This is true and I do have that outfit
This is true and I do have that outfit
@alisoneroman recently while wearing Crocs & frizzling chickpeas for a salad, i was lightly shaking the pan when one of the chickpeas escaped, fell into the vent hole on top of my Croc, lodged itself between Croc + foot and burned me severely. perhaps warn readers of this danger
For the first time in my life a stranger at a restaurant just said “Alison?” And I turned and said “yes?” and they asked a very specific recipe question, we troubleshooted, and that was it. This is my life’s purpose! I feel so alive!
Lol damn- nothing worse than a good tweet w a typo
Lol damn- nothing worse than a good tweet w a typo
I have lived in New York for 13 years and never once excited the west 4th stop correctly or with any sort of confidence
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This is why I wrote my novel — representation for guys who are always thinking about some stuff
🧵i tweeted this a few months ago and got ✨dragged✨but the real question i was asking is: where do we hear about the pain and inner lives of men? i asked a male friend this question and he replied, "no one wants to hear about men's inner lives." /1
anyway so i got kicked out of jury duty for posting about it .... learn from this what you will....
It’s wild how I barely notice the flavor of a cucumber when I bite into one, but when I taste an “infused” water I’m like BY JOVE, A CUCUMBER’S BEEN HERE I’D BET MY LIFE ON IT.
@monkeymanmovie Photographed by Kyle Manning!
love is love...
Aoki Lee Simmons, 21, kisses Serafina co-founder Vittorio Assaf, 65, on romantic trip to St. Barts trib.al/DKeNQQI
it was probably real crazy to be a caveman and suddenly there was an earthquake or a solar eclipse like..........you can't even tweet through it
NEW YORK (AP) — 4.8 magnitude earthquake near Lebanon, New Jersey, inspires outpouring of old-school dumb and fine tweets
perhaps you were wondering if we were taping the podcast during that scary nyc earthquake and got it all "on tape"... well, yes
nothing reminds me more that twitter is worth saving than experiencing a communal collective traumatic moment on here
someone check on that stupid skinny skyscraper that was already not doing well
ok so my "take" is that the earthquake is kurt trying to send a message from the BEYOND on the 30th anniversary of his death
Imagining a courtroom scene where, at the 11th hour, Mrs. Lao Gan Ma herself plops down in the public seating and wordlessly stares at Chang like Frankie Pentangeli's brother theguardian.com/food/2024/apr/…