Alice Fishbein @afishb

Comedian & writer. 1st movie I saw in theaters was A Goofy Movie. It's been downhill since. #preWGA alicefishbein.com New York, NY Joined May 2013

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Jonathan Demme Dickrider @decoyrobot

16 hours ago

The Knicks winning every game except the one Trump was at is better lore than if they actually won every game

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gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi

a month ago

My voice and speech doctor tells me that given how much I use my voice I need to start thinking of myself as an athlete but I doubt they’re telling injured athletes they need to think of themselves as a crowd work comedian

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Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT

6 months ago

Rob Reiner was a true and good human being and an extraordinary director. He was vital and honest and him and amichele were cornerstones of their community and committed to their art and the good of everyone around them. A staggering loss.

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Alice Fishbein @afishb

6 months ago

Being a Mets fan is a prison of my father’s own making.

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Alice Fishbein @afishb

7 months ago

If you’re upset Mamdani won, you can always jump off the tappan zee bridge

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Rick Paulas @rick_paulas

8 months ago

tfw u become a waiter for your hater ☹️

Emma G. Fitzsimmons @emmagf

8 months ago

*New* with @debra_kamin: Mayor Eric Adams will endorse Andrew Cuomo for mayor: nytimes.com/2025/10/23/nyr…

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes

9 months ago

This is the most straightforward attack on free speech from state actors I've ever seen in my life and it's not even close.

Joe Flint @JBFlint

9 months ago

BREAKNG: Disney's ABC is pulling Jimmy Kimmel indefinitely after late night host's recent remarks about Charlie Kirk. Move comes as ABC affiliate groups told network they would be dropping the host.

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Alice Fishbein @afishb

10 months ago

To be fair, having the CDC kill us all IS pretty ambitious

ABC News @ABC

10 months ago

HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. would not comment Thursday on the situation over CDC Director Susan Monarez's job but said that President Trump has "ambitious hopes" for the CDC. abcnews.link/5vIAch1

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Alice Fishbein @afishb

10 months ago

The Summer I Turned Pretty really asks the question, “ethically, not legally, what do you consider incest?”

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GetYourCoatsOn | The Good Fringe Guide @GetYourCoatsOn

11 months ago

"Now let's just make sure I remember to drive on the other side of the road (just kidding, I'm a New Yorker, I don't drive)." @afishb's #EdFringeTalk25 wp.me/p3S2mm-4WF @lilyblumkin @EdFringeSociety @woodrowfu @GildedBalloon #EdFringe

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Keith and The Girl @keithandthegirl

11 months ago

Aces 11 episode with the great @afishb!!! KATG.com/AliceFishbein #EpsteinClientList #AlligatorAuschwitz #superman #isadummy

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Alice Fishbein @afishb

11 months ago

Had so much fun with this interview! Read for some insight into my Fringe show, my love of Titanic, and how no, Leo couldn’t be saved this time! Leo Still Dies: A Hilarious Titanic Parody edinburgischedramaturgie.wordpress.com/2025/07/12/leo…

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Alice Fishbein @afishb

11 months ago

Wow what a lovely shout out, thank you @lilyblumkin !!!!

GetYourCoatsOn | The Good Fringe Guide @GetYourCoatsOn

11 months ago

"I learned how to stay fresh in rehearsals by letting myself improvise, and that’s something I continue to do every time I practice." @lilyblumkin's #EdFringeTalk25 wp.me/p3S2mm-4Qb @NickHornedo @Gildedballoon @afishb

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Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell

11 months ago

.@realDonaldTrump you and your bill are trash.

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Alice Fishbein @afishb

12 months ago

Once again, this is why when people ask if I’m from the US I say, “No, I’m from New York.”

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chris evans @notcapnamerica

12 months ago

Why did white people in rural America vote to defund their own services?

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Max Tani @maxwelltani

12 months ago

Pro Zohran migrants are overwhelming NYC.They’re streaming across our city border from places like Bard, Wesleyan, Kenyon. They’re lining up outside Radio Bakery, they’re driving up the cost of Big Thief tix, they’re outside Nowadays asking if anyone has a cigarette they can buy.

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Alice Fishbein @afishb

12 months ago

“Zohran won’t get anything done” he’s literally already accomplished the impossible by allowing me to believe in Hinge, a rent freeze will be nothing.