Anna Ross @_cheesecakefact
a place for families that drive Camrys and go to Disney Writer + editor @TheCherrySwamp // words @pointsincase @slackjawhumor anna-ross.com Joined April 2012-
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the arc of the universe bends toward tumblr
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Anne Hathaway is set to star as a pop star in David Lowery's film, ‘Mother Mary.’ Charli XCX and Jack Antonoff will write and produce songs for the film.
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Omg no I didn’t hear about that thing that happened to you because in 2021 you hung out with someone I wanted to be friends with a lot so I had to mute you to prevent jealousy and maintain a healthy perspective which is WHY I’m able to be genuinely happy for you today!
she had all of us middle schoolers in a chokehold
everyone at the art institute on the day I decide to go:
self-soothing* in the sensory room** when I am overwhelmed*** *scrolling on my phone for 10 mins ** handicapped stall in the work bathroom *** lose the team-wide Mario Kart tournament
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tragic ships we love you!
@bxennxn man, he’s making an illegal left turn come on
read a fucking BOOOOOOOK READ A BOOK RICH SNOTBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twitter - Rich people should help others with their money Me - Okay, I’ll use my money to help people and I promise to give away all my money before I die. Every single penny. Twitter - MrBeast bad
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im a grower not a shower (personality wise)
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Through M3GAN all things are possible!
Meet your 2023 #OscarNoms hosts: Allison Williams and Riz Ahmed. Join us on Tuesday, January 24th at 8:30 AM ET / 5:30 AM PT. Nominations will be live streamed on Oscar.com, Oscars.org, or on the Academy's Twitter, YouTube or Facebook. #Oscars95
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“Be ye not afraid,” like it’s that easy
no... the war flashbacks from this...... how was this my life
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