Velosa @Velosaliving

Modern woman living a traditional life. Nose to tail eating. Maybe I’ll convince my husband to get a farm someday. Joined May 2022

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Velosa @Velosaliving

4 years ago

@strangepacks_ @OrwellNGoode Add Dave Matthews Band. You love him or hate him.

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@FilmSnuff @chesterisapup @keatingthomas @KotrbaKevin I hope Inception is one of them. I just watched that movie for the first time. I’m considering going into a dream where I smack the sh*t out of Christopher Nolan for making such a sh*t film.

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4 years ago

Jeffrey Dahmer’s like “I was born in the wrong decade”

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4 years ago

Excuse me??

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4 years ago

I wish dreaming of places I want to travel to could make me enough money to travel to said places.

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4 years ago

Women already invented this. It’s called “I’m not in the mood but my husband is so let’s just do it”

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4 years ago

@JoeyDevlin_ Whatever the FDA tells me

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4 years ago

@DefectivePigg Something tells me she wouldn’t be able to keep up with the prize “no nagging for a week” Maybe it’s the eyes.

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4 years ago

There are woman who can sit and gossip for hours. Forget that. Let’s sit and talk about true crime. If we aren’t solving murders, what are we even discussing?

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Velosa @Velosaliving

4 years ago

My son just ate beef jerky because he says it helps him run faster. He calls this stamina “the beef effect” I hope this phrase catches on in the carnivore community

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4 years ago

@BowTiedMLK @BowTiedPrtFish Anything with a saxophone makes me want to practice making babies

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4 years ago

@imodernman Brave New World And Then There Were None Dune

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Velosa @Velosaliving

4 years ago

You think I’m going to give up the skinny jeans I bought 10 years ago for $60 that still make my ass look amazing? I don’t think so… I don’t think so.

Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen

4 years ago

Excuse me??

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Velosa @Velosaliving

4 years ago

“I am tired due to not being as energetic as before. To become energetic again I must acknowledge that I am tired which is the opposite of having energy.”

Kelly @kellytx2

4 years ago

U.S. Vice President Kamala Harris said: "Gas prices are high due to gas prices not being low as before. To get back to lower prices we have to acknowledge gas is high which is the opposite of low."

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Velosa @Velosaliving

4 years ago

@Rothmus Read the book Brave New World. It is this

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4 years ago

@milagracesmom She’s just trying to add to her resume that she is such a dedicated worker, she will kill her own babies to stay loyal to her employer.

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4 years ago

@BowTiedOx @vegandropout Imagine everyone being chill and sane.

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Velosa @Velosaliving

4 years ago

@liveocgirl I went to someone’s house one time in the winter and it was 57 in the house. I didn’t say anything, didn’t touch anything. I just wore my winter jacket the whole time.

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Velosa @Velosaliving

4 years ago

@BritMartinez He sent me very clever memes involving a funny song we listened to together. It showed me that he is intelligent and hilarious. My heart still flutters when I think about him and it’s been almost 10 years together.