Tom @TomRussell8
enlarged to show detail Brooklyn, NY Joined August 2011-
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Not one person said “I live here” lmao
Mayor Mamdani released his map of New York City’s “immigrant enclaves.” Except, he forgot a few spots. Little Italy—one of the oldest immigrant communities in New York City—didn’t make the cut. Here’s what the Italian-Americans whose families have been a part of Little Italy’s
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Soccer: 22 guys running around a field the size of an aircraft carrier, “yeah one referee should be enough”
@willystaley This thing better get tipped over tonight, win or lose
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This is all we want. Just make the corruption, lawlessness, and cronyism work for average Americans.
From @TheAthleticFC: Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium with his one-game red-card ban suspended. Multiple FIFA officials previously said that a team cannot appeal a red card or suspension. nyti.ms/44KXAvR
Betting big on Taylor Swift rhyming “MSG” with “you and me” on her next album
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Is he about to be forced to resign as the prime minister of the UK?
Tom Brady was spotted leaving Taylor and Travis’s wedding festivities at MSG. 📸: REUTERS
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Upwards, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1929, (rotated, detail), 📸 by Lars Baron
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and AR-15s weren't a thing when the 2nd amendment was ratified
Reminder: “birth tourism” and “surrogacy networks” weren’t a thing when the 14th Amendment was ratified and signed into law.
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The ultimate sign of disappointment for a Aussie
Rolling up to Taylor Swift’s wedding with a check for $250 in a card I bought at CVS
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With their wins over Sweden and Senegal, the French national team has as many wins at MetLife Stadium in the World Cup as the New York Jets did in the 2025 NFL season
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Germany and Japan taking an L together on the world stage again
From the country that brought you Schadenfreude…
Germany stunned, eliminated from the World Cup, by Paraguay! This is what happens in World Cup knockouts! Failing to win in FT & ET, it all boils down to brilliance of Goalkeepers, temperament, composure & brain fade moment for players (even legends)!
@Heythrsourgrpez Are you saying Getting Killed has no hooks?
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Rick Rubin always struck me as the kind of guy who would be really quiet then suddenly tell you some shit like “in the 90’s there was a town in Macedonia where you could eat the women, for a price” and not elaborate
@Liamjsm Psychic Records in Park Slope, Brooklyn
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This is like finding another angle of 9/11
@roryisconfused God no. Has none of the soulful melancholy. Looks horrible.
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