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Timothy Braun, writer for @nytimes @huffingtonpost @AmericanTheatre @AustinChronicle @Austin_Monthly @TexasStandard. @austinbatcave board. RT not a endorsement. timothybraun.com Austin, TX and elswhere Joined January 2009-
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That time of year again…tonight is the White House Correspondents' Dinner so let’s remember the time Michelle Wolf roasted Sarah Huckabee Sanders into oblivion since I hear Sarah loves when this clip resurfaces on the internet 🤣💀
I'm best man at my buddy's second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone"?
It’s just not a blues festival unless a purple clad mall Santa sneaks his dog in to see Buddy Guy.
Despising animal cruelty should be bipartisan. #KristiNoem_PuppyBearDeerKiller 🤮
Do you still root against the OKC Thunder when they’re in the playoffs? #NBA
Astounding that The Onion Inc.’s journey through the grimiest sinkholes in digital media has ended with The Onion and The A.V. Club landing with buyers who appear to care about them. Tentatively heartwarming.
Brisket and I have obtained @homeslicepizza and are in position to supply gnarly commentary on the first round of the NFL Draft. Merry Draftmas! #NFLDraft
One of my colleagues was just mentioning this dscene with regards to a meeting we have to go to...
One of my colleagues was just mentioning this dscene with regards to a meeting we have to go to...
love to listen to Supreme Court oral arguments about fun hypotheticals like “if you have a womb is it possible you aren’t a person” and “should we have a king”
A life without huge burritos is not a life worth living.
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
NFL draft meeting
I will be happy to make this t-shirt for any college professor out there.
Looking for a cardiologist who doesn’t blink when I tell ‘em I drink two pots of coffee a day and work 72 hour weeks. Also, a general practitioner who knows kung fu, has lost a toe in a shark attack, and thinks mindfulness is for the dead. DM me.
Awesome and proof that every school needs a well funded music program! Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" xylophone-style.
Playing hide and go seek in our pocket prairie with my special little girl.
Caitlin Clark is expected to receive a signature shoe from Nike. I don't wear shoes, but I will be getting my pair.
To put into perspective on how tall our pocket prairie and wildflowers are , our little library, the Little Printz, stands at about 5 1/2 feet tall. The wine cups that now tower above my car are taller than I am.
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S. Kirk Walsh @skirkwalsh
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Drew M. Loewe #GoHawk.. @drewloewe
2K Followers 3K Following Austinite. @Seahawks fan. #GoHawks #GoDodgers, #GoFrogs, #GoZags Astros Hater for Life ⛳️ NOT official university account. Academia is not a calling, man.
Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein
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re:dacted @the_mical
999 Followers 891 Following “Nothing special on every level.” Latino Comedy Project. Emmy Nom Comedy Writer (‘09) Oscar Nom Actor (MYOD ‘23) Broncos & Spurs stan. Tweets deleted on the reg
Alexandra Petri @petridishes
175K Followers 1K Following Blogs & columns for @WashingtonPost. No pun is beneath me. AP’s US HISTORY out 4/11! https://t.co/stq1FbzRa8
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STAPLE! @staple
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New Bears punter Tory Taylor said he got this text from Caleb Williams: "Hey, you're not going to punt too much here."
That time of year again…tonight is the White House Correspondents' Dinner so let’s remember the time Michelle Wolf roasted Sarah Huckabee Sanders into oblivion since I hear Sarah loves when this clip resurfaces on the internet 🤣💀
he’s gotta lead the league in WHAT THE FUCKs this shit is ridiculous
I'm best man at my buddy's second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone"?
This is Frank. Frank is a terrible hunting dog. I didn’t kill Frank and dump him in a gravel pit. I just stopped taking him hunting. Because I’m not a fucking monster.
Despising animal cruelty should be bipartisan. #KristiNoem_PuppyBearDeerKiller 🤮
Guns don’t kill puppies, Governors kill puppies
Zinger was the guy I was counting on, will be interesting to watch him compared to Goncalves
If you’re a kid growing up in Indy and in love with basketball, what a time to be alive man You get to watch Haliburton AND Caitlin Clark at the dawn of the careers and primes. Sheesh… them kids spoiled
Serious Q: Was the trade a huge mistake for Sacramento? I know Sabonis is really good, but Haliburton is starting to feel potentially generational.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. I’ll start.
People are writing off Alec Pierce as WR2 waaaaaay too casually. AD Mitchell is gonna have to work for those snaps. Maybe he eats them up ultimately, but the only reason Alec Pierce underwhelmed in 2023 was Gardner Minshew.
Anthony Richardson on the B/R Gridiron Draft Night show last night: "I do want someone who can take the top off." Enter Adonai Mitchell.
It's a big day for album releases. @Rick_Daddy spins brand new tracks from @st_vincent @porij_ @CharleyCrockett, and @IronAndWine. Plus the best thing he heard this week is from an Austin band. It's all going down coming up on Left of the Dial. 7pm on KUTX
People of Detroit- What’s the best place in the city to go for Detroit style pizza? #RepDetroit Thank you. -Kyle
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The Nuggets are just on another level.
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