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dash in a real rush hurry or else accident, the mad one. lexiphile #nmj a long way from there to here Joined June 2011-
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Mach Festival See you there tomorrow.
They made their own pool table
@richardosman I’m currently watching #RichardOsmansHouseofGames with the sound off. It challenges me first to work out the question Richard is asking then what the answer to that question could be. It’s seriously good fun and made me realise Richard & his team made it accessible
Join a wind farm team, no I would want it to be a GUST not a ripple
Where ma Cambridgeshire people at?
Tim Key is OK, but I wouldn't want to play sardines with him. Someone will know what I mean. #HouseofGames
Wind chimes are made from the bones of robots that tried to rule us, hang one outside your home as a warning to other machines
Morning has broken Smoked 20 Bensons
dressed as a potato tbf issuu.com/thelistltd/doc…
Well I’ve given Ronnie plenty of stick down the years for questionable behaviour but this is complete different level in terms of sportsmanship, fair play hope he wins his 8th world now. 🐐
On sale now 📢Sara Pascoe, Tim Key, Josh Pugh, Sophie Duker & more! The country’s best comedians are coming to the Liverpool Olympia for a spectacular all-star festive show 🥳 📅Saturday 14th December 🎟️Tickets on sale now! eventim-light.com/uk/a/63cad9717…
Urban fox just a glimpse
Erik T Viking @Romanemoses
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Bigwows is elsewhere .. @bigwows
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Rach / Comedy Geek @GeekRach
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neptune/nikk the pron.. @neptunestardust
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Taskmaster Australia @TaskMasterAU
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Barry E @BaricusVeins
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Art: Ex-Labour @frescos4U
3K Followers 4K Following Hate those folks that profit from War. Eternal tory-hater, current Starmer-hater...that cowardly man with cowardly stooges... & nasty sponsors.
fil milton @fil_milton
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Sir Rasmus of Longsha.. @SirRasmus
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293K Followers 5K Following “Spirit of Glasgow comedy award winner” chosen by Sir Billy Connolly. Actor, Author, Comic, hated by RW transphobes, agent👉 [email protected]
BBC News (UK) @BBCNews
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Enough Of That Now @AndyGilder
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Baxter @Baxter74656
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@LIntrepid @beansaladpod @machcomedyfest I never thought I'd have a dream front door.. but here we are!!!😂😂😎
Oh my! What a sight to see in the Capital of Comedy! @beansaladpod @machcomedyfest
Got himself more sandwich per sandwich
Practice makes perfect. 🫶🏻 I went the ham and cheese route today.
Toby Hay and Aidan Thorne kicking things off at the @BartiRum Live Music Stage!! 🎶
'Something seems to have spooked those Tory MPs...' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
Mach Festival See you there tomorrow.
Happy 'Take a Jobby To Work' day. May The Turd be with you. #takeajobbytoworkday
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who like cliffhangers
'The Last Devil To Die' is FINALLY out in paperback next week. You can order it from any of these fine people, or from your local independent bookshop. I think it's the best yet, and I hope you'll agree! linktr.ee/richardosman11
@MikeBubbins ❤️
They made their own pool table
@neptunestardust a russian jumpscare "создатель задачи: задачи наша обязанность" - i've not idea who did the translation (tim key haha?) but it's so weirdly phrased 😭 is lee also wearing a jacket that's music related?
@aniraphale8 I’m pretty sure lee’s is in tribute to Evel Knievel yeah that is weird translation ha😭
Missed @taskmaster tonight (?!) cos I was flying to Austin but … I repped the shirt today so I feel like I can be forgiven! (And of course proudly flying the @cheshamutdfc flag 👀) It’s been a long 15 hours … excuse the face 😂
great interviewer, great interviewee (&fyi he really did have his phone stolen)
also i accidentally sat next to a nmj legend & was too awkward to say i knew who he was so just avoided eye contact the whole time 🫡
Please share and donate to help support the family of Daniel Anjorin. I know lots of us have felt heartbroken by this tragedy but I hope we can come together for them 🤍 gofundme.com/f/daniel-anjor…
Years ago I heard some girl on the radio who was known as "Rebs" because her mum didn't like "Becky" and I still find myself thinking "why not just swerve the name Rebecca then?"
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