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Ted Brautigan @T_Brautigan

Generally an all round good person. Definitely not a scientist. Quite possibly a fictional character. Never knowingly wrong. Joined May 2022
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Ted Brautigan @T_Brautigan

9 months ago

Oh for FUCKS sake do I have to do EVERYTHING..... I'm on fucking holiday ok........ Australia XBC.1.6.whatever yeah right

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Ted Brautigan @T_Brautigan

9 months ago

Ya know what, fuck it, I'm outta here. ...

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Ted Brautigan @T_Brautigan

9 months ago

Well, that escalated quickly. 😂 Insinuated expertise was my fave comment. I'm glad I wasn't on the revieving end of this i really am, but if people can't share their views & ideas without being attacked by people who think they are experts, but aren't, then that's a bit shit.

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Ted Brautigan @T_Brautigan

10 months ago

Well, that escalated quickly. 😂 Insinuated expertise was my fave comment. I'm glad I wasn't on the revieving end of this i really am, but if people can't share their views & ideas without being attacked by people who think they are experts, but aren't, then that's a bit shit.

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Ted Brautigan @T_Brautigan

9 months ago

Dowden is out, Mordaunt is very unhappy, according to the chaps here #reshuffle Oh yeah, our team came joint first

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Ted Brautigan @T_Brautigan

9 months ago

Just joined a group of lads in their pub quiz in Cambridge, few sniggers from some sloane types, phones going in a ceramic bowl that looks like it cost more than my first house. Boy are these nobheads in for a shock..... 😂😂😂😇😊😉

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Ted Brautigan @T_Brautigan

9 months ago

Covid is over.....

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Jess @MeetJess

9 months ago

Covid is over.....

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Ted Brautigan @T_Brautigan

9 months ago

Bet it floods, is lithium ok in water does anyone know ???

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Robin Holloway 🇩🇪🇬🇧 @B1EMW

9 months ago

Bet it floods, is lithium ok in water does anyone know ??? https://t.co/MUjLAdKbDj

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Ted Brautigan @T_Brautigan

9 months ago

Yep thanks Gwladr = 4 week doubling then i was too lazy to look up last week 😂😂

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Gwladwr @gwladwr

9 months ago

Yep thanks Gwladr = 4 week doubling then i was too lazy to look up last week 😂😂

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Ted Brautigan @T_Brautigan

9 months ago

I feel seen.....

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Ted Brautigan @T_Brautigan

9 months ago

"Known" UK Variants driving this growth: EG.5.1* XBB.1.16.11 (s:p521t) XBB.2.3* Bit of EG.1

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Ted Brautigan @T_Brautigan

9 months ago

Now updated to 60.3k for ZOE today, 10% ish up on yesterday. I'm guessing here but i think we have 40% week on week growth or doubling every 18 days.

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Gwladwr @gwladwr

9 months ago

Now updated to 60.3k for ZOE today, 10% ish up on yesterday. I'm guessing here but i think we have 40% week on week growth or doubling every 18 days. https://t.co/lfCWqXKFmx

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Ted Brautigan @T_Brautigan

9 months ago

Probably just an old unexploded test nuke, my first thought was a Trinity cylinder...😂😂

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ABP LIVE @abplive

9 months ago

Probably just an old unexploded test nuke, my first thought was a Trinity cylinder...😂😂 https://t.co/CCobxA5L71

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Ted Brautigan @T_Brautigan

9 months ago

Not only did you not see it coming, you didn't listen to me when I told you it was coming, and now it's actually here you still can't see it, and even if you could you wouldn't know what to do to stop it..... Ted Brautigan July 19th 2023.

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Prof. Eliot Jacobson @EliotJacobson

9 months ago

Wow! Wow! Wow! North Atlantic sea surface temperature anomalies are going vertical again. And yes, I needed to extend the y-axis. Yesterday's temperature of 24.49°C (76.08°F) was 4.2σ above the 1991-2020 mean. The previous high for July 17 was 23.71°C (74.68°F) in 2020.

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Marc Johnson @SolidEvidence

9 months ago

New winner. Credit to @LongDesertTrain Delta derivative. About 100 private mutations. Collected last month (not from the US). dN/dS in Spike is off the charts. Chalked full of classic cryptic mutations.

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Ted Brautigan @T_Brautigan

9 months ago

In a few weeks Okinawans are going to be tweeting about how bad the UKs Covid situation is getting 😂😂

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Ted Brautigan @T_Brautigan

9 months ago

Now 55.3k up 8% on yesterday. Unprecedented, nobody could have seen this coming....

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Gwladwr @gwladwr

9 months ago

Now 55.3k up 8% on yesterday. Unprecedented, nobody could have seen this coming....

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Ted Brautigan @T_Brautigan

9 months ago

When you walk into the conference room and the host has laid out bacon butties and croissants (posh bastard)... Later dudes.

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