SecurityCatnip @SecurityCatnip
I try to find needles in haystacks made of other needles. Infosec/Forensics. Public Higher Education. Amateur Astronomer. Never too many cats. Joined December 2008-
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Weird sometimes to see analysts at other organizations freaking out when they detect a cryptominer on their network. That's just a day in the life for us in higher education. :D (In fact, if we don't detect one, something is wrong with the network sensors.)
The current cost for a non-discounted SANS course with GIAC exam is now $9,240.00.
I typed smtp.office386.com and....I'm kinda amused by that. Apparently I miss the mid-1990s.
While I am unsure Twitter will vanish overnight, this does remind me of when CompuServe, GEnie, AOL, all shut down in the late 1990s. There is a genuine sadness here. Losing the capability to talk to people with whom we only enjoyed having conversations online -- forever. :(
Daytime TV in physician’s office is a torture of the utmost magnitude.
Nothing messes up a public higher education winter break more than Christmas Eve and Christmas Day being on a Saturday and Sunday.
Thankfully I had CPEs....I'm not sure I could handle taking the @CertifyGIAC GREM a second time. That is a hard exam, especially as I do not have a CS background. But, it is also my most meaningful cert due to that. :) (And I use it nearly every day.)
A faculty member just emailed to say that our LPL library must acquire this book by @jgagneastro
The hardest CTF I have ever faced, without question, was the one that made me choose whether a song was Genesis or Phil Collins' solo career.
The number of times I've already said, "Sorry, I can't do that -- first day of classes" or "Sorry, I can't meet -- first day of classes" today is unreal. :)
It's been 39 years since Hurricane Alicia roared ashore w/ 115 MPH winds. #txwx #houwx #glswx #HurricaneHistory
I have found the tenth level of hell.....app password fields on mobile devices that do autocorrect.
In my group chat I remarked, "Sure is dark today." I then had to follow that up moments later clarifying that I was talking about the weather and not making a metaphor for the current state of information security.
It's the summer session. I've got three meetings all overlapping at 9:30 am. Something has gone horribly wrong.... :D
I desperately need to vacuum my house, but the cats are being so cute.....sigh.... :)
Sigh....I just wrote a decently lengthy email reply only to realize immediately as I sent it that I had replied to a "no-reply" address. Can't believe I did that.... :)
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@SecurityCatnip PI is great and only getting better!
What an amazing experience we had. I am so lucky to have been involved and friendships were forged in that desert.
Ten years ago today the Atari dig happened. @MikeJMika @zakpenn
@SecurityCatnip I totally agree. The next one will be paid for by the VA so I’ll get a better one then.
@SecurityCatnip Yes! Roxie is being nicer to her brother about that lately 😹
@Chandler_Rome "France not welcome in Mexico" could have been a 19th-century headline too 📰
You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.
You're on a sales call. There is a slide deck on the zoom. There is a CEO in the room with you. An empty cybersecurity budget is lying on the floor. There is an exit behind you. >_
@SecurityCatnip And luckily now with this change it won’t affect anyone elses
@SecurityCatnip This is from the book caption. The TV version you quote is better.
I may be in the land of beef and brisket now, but pork rules the land of BBQ where I'm from. Pulled pork and BBQ sandwiches for the win tonight. Homemade BBQ sauce + fork tender pork + melty cheese + tangy sweet pickles? DE-DAMN-LISH! #CookingWithMets
@SecurityCatnip As the years go on, I'm getting a lot more me in these presentations and talk - without care.
Everybody: “It would be great if Windows had a true equivalent to Time Machine, and a proper backup built in to the OS.” Microsoft: “Would you settle for a fleet of expensive, overly-confident Zoltars that use a huge amount of energy?”
@mattlanza Probably beside the point, but the amount of information contained in that chart is… {are you ready for it}… OFF THE CHART! I think the over/under for “average font size used” is 5, according to The University of My Eyeballs.
@SecurityCatnip Agreed! Experienced that today.
MASTER OF EARTH AND PLANETARY SCIENCES ❤️❤️❤️ I DID IT!!!!!!!! AND HAPPY EARTH DAY!