Accidental CISO @AccidentalCISO
I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home. accidentalciso.net United States Joined January 2019-
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I have a family member asking me some questions about cryptocurrency and taxes that I can't answer. Anyone in my network a lawyer that specializes cryptocurrency and taxes?
This is what happens when you don't swear around your children. Please set an example and teach them how to use language correctly.
This is what happens when you don't swear around your children. Please set an example and teach them how to use language correctly.
Just remember, I'm not a cybersecurity expert, I'm not a GRC expert, I'm not even a people expert. I'm a person who reads a lot, knows a little about all of those things, and is pretty good at identifying trends.
I'm going to leave my kids a legacy... infrastructure.
You're on a sales call. There is a slide deck on the zoom. There is a CEO in the room with you. An empty cybersecurity budget is lying on the floor. There is an exit behind you. >_
There is a lot of money to be made if you are willing to be humble enough to do the things that nobody else is willing to do.
There is a lot of money to be made if you are willing to be humble enough to do the things that nobody else is willing to do.
Does anyone know of an open source project that does nightly/weekly releases? I’m looking for an example, we’re toying with the the idea of doing this for Veilid and/or VeilidChat
My kiddo wants me to come either read a book or do an activity for/with his kindergarten class. The topic is software engineering I have absolutely no idea what to do with/read to these kids..does anyone have any ideas?
I feel like my career in security has been a never ending loop of solving real problems, solving some made up problems, and once in a while, literally SCREAMING to anyone who will listen that I'm not a lawyer.
And then to think… they run millions upon millions of lines of code… and send millions of 1s and 0s to other devices, also running millions upon millions of lines of code running on more billions of transistors… it’s a miracle any of this even works.
And then to think… they run millions upon millions of lines of code… and send millions of 1s and 0s to other devices, also running millions upon millions of lines of code running on more billions of transistors… it’s a miracle any of this even works.
@AccidentalCISO I agree. Waiting for AI to be able to discern source credibility before it ingests crap. Example, before the LLM ingests research, it triangulates the data with other sources, then does credibility ranking. Just a start.
Can you imagine how much better AI would be if the training data was real intelligence instead of the Internet?
Get 'em while they're hot, folks! This is one of the best security conferences around!
Get 'em while they're hot, folks! This is one of the best security conferences around!
@AccidentalCISO Managing to optics gets you promoted, it's the strictly rational choice if your focus is narrow and short.
Some people get really good at managing to optics instead of strategy.
I got asked a good question I'd love to get some additional feedback on: "Should people have a higher level of internet security at home, or is their ISP router enough?" I know I have some thoughts, but when folks ask you advice for their home network what do you tell them?
The last $59/night hotel room I stayed at was a little terrifying. Maybe that was just Toledo, though? 🤷♂️
The last $59/night hotel room I stayed at was a little terrifying. Maybe that was just Toledo, though? 🤷♂️
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saw a guy on a motorcycle yesterday rocking this, and he looked like he was dominating life
Thinking of bringing this hairstyle back
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@AccidentalCISO Indeed. Before sharing the link, I had to listen to it all the way through again. Great giggle for a Friday afternoon
@AccidentalCISO It will still be Twitter spreadsheets to me..
I need this
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