😈Sarcastic and awkward, but fucking inappropriate @Sarcasticmomma5
Sarcastic, awkward, playful flirt but not fucking interested. Crazy in ❤️. Don't DM, it's where my bad decisions are made. We all have kinks, don't judge mine😈twitter.com/search?q=from%… US NortheastJoined August 2021
Yeah. What a dangerous dog. You can see my dog here being super aggressive with my toddler.
It’s not the dogs, it’s the owners. The same way it’s not your fault you’re a pompous ass, it’s your mother’s.
Yeah. What a dangerous dog. You can see my dog here being super aggressive with my toddler.
It’s not the dogs, it’s the owners. The same way it’s not your fault you’re a pompous ass, it’s your mother’s. https://t.co/LpazzMZiFv
I finally let someone else in my house, and they said it was too early for Halloween decorations.
Now everyone keeps saying how realistic the skeleton looks on my front porch.
All kids in MA get free breakfast and school lunch - which is amazing!
My only problem is that lunches are so small that both my kids order double lunch, need snacks like bottled water, and double breakfast. I spend $200 per month, and that is putting them on a budget.
42K Followers 4K FollowingMom. Pickle connoisseur… Certified meat-eater…I have a potty mouth...Leafs fan.I like my coffee black because it’s a lot like me…bitter, dark and hot (flashes)
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here to share some laughs, it's the universal language
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25 Followers 840 FollowingFound different beauties from all US states 😍
They are ready to meet
Some have naked profile photos! Watching this https://t.co/a39wjhqiB4
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42K Followers 4K FollowingMom. Pickle connoisseur… Certified meat-eater…I have a potty mouth...Leafs fan.I like my coffee black because it’s a lot like me…bitter, dark and hot (flashes)
38K Followers 1K FollowingA little cheeky laughter is always good! Be brave - love hard - have integrity - don’t hurt people. Not responsible for anyone taking my tweets seriously! 🙃
85K Followers 46K FollowingArmy Veteran, atheist,
here to share some laughs, it's the universal language
I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue
🔥Memphis🔥
43K Followers 6K FollowingWe all have stories where the contents are way better than the cover. type1diabetes celiac advocate for a cure. insulinshouldbefree
61K Followers 4K FollowingWY to PNW 💍 Gym for mental health•Dance for soul health•Share my ass-ets for kicks •Leggings Addict•🌶️SC $10/mo deets upon request
24K Followers 2K FollowingPeecan Sandies Cult I specialize in testing the limits and pushing buttons. https://t.co/p11QXTT2Sf follow me here too 👉🏼 @turtledumplin
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8K Followers 7K FollowingTravels a lot and writes books. Dark comedy 'The Assassins' Social Club' and three hilarious 'Six Idiots' novels out now https://t.co/2rsLb5XLgJ
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382 Followers 938 FollowingNever argue with a fool.
We used to fight poverty, now we fight the poor.
I don't care what you magic book says.
#Epileptic #Athiest #HailSatan 😉
180K Followers 785 FollowingSan Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance is an international non-profit committed to inspiring passion for nature and creating a world where ✨ all ✨ life thrives.
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364K Followers 99 FollowingThe official Twitter for The Amazing Race. Season 36 premieres Wednesday March 13th at 9:30/8:30c on @CBS and @ParamountPlus
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I am from LOL planet, paraLOL universe 👽 Ridiculously LOL 👽 DM for credit or remove just wanna share what's awesome ❤️
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