Really Sarcastic Investor (Hevestor/Himvestor) @RSInvestor
Options, developer (RSInsight app above), dad, son, uncle, husband. Posts are not investment advice Joined October 2009-
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I’m working on my book and focusing on other projects I’m grateful for the friends I’ve made on here, but I’m done. Best of luck to all of you, especially @RJRCapital , @MoMoBagholder , and all you other cool dudes who interact with me. I love you, but I’m out. Best of luck
Yeah, I know nobody on the FinTwits cares, but I have 89 pages of my book done. Non- financial and has nothing to do with fucking people out of their money, but it’s still good. More to come.
We also got the most PPP loans without needing them. USA!
We also got the most PPP loans without needing them. USA!
How fun. I’ve reached the age at which servers get to project their daddy issues on me, an innocent customer. Your hostility and disdain while serving a polite, paying customer didn’t go unnoticed.
I’ve had a lot of DMs asking me about… 😂. No I haven’t.
I was a vocal skeptic of the Pfizer study last Nov, but got the shots in April. Minimal side effects. If you’re an anti-vaxxer, is this really the hill you want to die on?
I was a vocal skeptic of the Pfizer study last Nov, but got the shots in April. Minimal side effects. If you’re an anti-vaxxer, is this really the hill you want to die on?
BREAKING: BIDEN MAKES GROCERIES FREE INTIL 2022 BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT
I identify as a soccer ball. Can I be on the team too?
Meet the 70 year old couple interested in a livable fixed income return
It's starting to get some legs
Imagine thinking good news is bullish
Tech Wreck
Based on the excellent jobs numbers, Fed officials have redefined "full-employment" as every man, woman, and child having two jobs. Easy money policy will continue until goal is reached.
We used to learn math and science. Today, kids are learning feelings and pronouns. I’m shocked that America is last in education among industrialized nations.
Now Tom Lee is copying me, even though I’m blocked. Neat trick. x.com/rsinvestor/sta…
Now Tom Lee is copying me, even though I’m blocked. Neat trick. x.com/rsinvestor/sta…
BREAKING: CDC SAYS A FED TAPER WILL LEAD TO MORE COVID CASES, DROPS RATES BUY 25BPS
10yr Treasury futures. Trend line break solidly in place. Let’s see if higher rates are good for stocks today.
$SPX vs. $TLT Stocks vs. Bonds. When the ratio gets extreme, caution is warranted for stocks. Doesn't always work, but works more times than not. Hull MA and Keltner channels on the SPX/TLT ratio 80% of the time, it works every time 🤣
Been saying it for weeks, this is going to blow up
Ending the Fed solves this. Any excuse to not pull back. Spineless, greedy cowards across the entire board.
Ending the Fed solves this. Any excuse to not pull back. Spineless, greedy cowards across the entire board.
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@RSInvestor @ryanTHEtiger Then why won't they allow a safety and efficacy audit of the original trials?
@RSInvestor @ryanTHEtiger You assume there aren't underreported AEs and hospitalizations as an effect of vaccination. This is my day job; I worked on TEVA LEGATO trials for Huntington's in 2015. I dispensed the meds and logged patient outcomes. Those trials were stopped for MUCH less than Covid AEs.
@Michigandolf Big Bone Lick and Butte, Montana are two things I still laugh at.
Notice how the guy in the blue shirt falls back after impact. Not a good swing, I’d recommend lessons buddy!
@RSInvestor The whole home RO systems tend to have issues with copper (long term) and because they’re slightly acidic the water is stripped of minerals that tends to create pinholes in the tubing as the water rebalances itself. Those shark bite ended flex tubes make the small jobs quick&easy
@RSInvestor If they would do that they should put " but only for registered voters " clause in the bill
@RSInvestor If you live in fear due to health, than I fully support your decision. But there are many who have natural immunity, which is hardly mentioned,of it being better than the jab immunity. Remember the jab does NOT protect others, only self from hospital. Your choice!!
@RSInvestor @JimmyBoneGuitar The fact that people wonder if it’s true tells you the absurdity of the world we live in…
@i_harrow @RSInvestor It provides good protection from hospitalization, which is what the chart is showing. You have an increasing chance to get mild symptoms a few months later, especially older people.
WSJ: Highly Vaccinated States Keep Worst Covid-19 Outcomes in Check
The dark index rose to 44% today, and put/call is .95, not an encouraging sign for a sustained move down Mon. unless we gap up first to “satisfy”the high reading (according to my fanciful rules).We gapped down after a 48% read in January..within 2 days it was a blistering rally😅
Just got out of my UBER. I now know that Bill Gates is using the pandemic to cull the global population to reduce global warming risks and Dr Fauci is in on it Who knew? 😂
Customer complaint: heater not working, can you fix it? Me: No, it’s 1450 for a replacement C: that’s so much Me: I haven’t adjusted prices for inflation in years C: I only want to spend 1300 Me: I can make that work but I’ll have to cut some corners. (M copper for you it is)🤪
@RSInvestor Might as well. He’s giving free rent and free no payment pass on student loans, free stimulus for popping out more kids in this overpopulated world. Just wish he’d make it official that no one should bother paying taxes because what’s the difference between 2&5 trillion deficits
@StealthQE4 @RSInvestor Nasty from a getting sick standpoint or nasty from a you are lockdown standpoint?
223,000 of the magical number within 5k of estimates were made up out of thin air..birth/death model is a goal-seeking circus calculator. I bet you have a kid that would love to have that system for determining school grades.
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