NickMom @NickMom
The official voice of NickMom: We're making motherhood... #motherfunny! Tune in every night at 10PM ET on the Nick Jr. channel. nickmom.com Joined December 2011-
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We have landed on Mars. WHY CAN'T WE SILENCE THE COOKIE BAG?
Nothing scares us more than when one of our kids says "Can you not come in the living room for a few minutes?"
Wow, cinnamon scented candles hide the unmistakable odor of multiple children surprisingly well.
We settle this #PumpkinSpiceLatte thing once and for all.
When people call your kids "spirited" what they really mean is: demons from the netherworld.
#FF to this week's funniest parenting tweeps! @lyzl @Marlebean @XplodingUnicorn @simoncholland @smilely_gal ow.ly/SFL2Y
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If you've ever said something easy is "like taking candy from a baby," you've never tried to take candy from a baby. A baby will cut you.
This is why we love taking the kids to the playground.
But those first 2.5 seconds really are nice, aren't they?
#FF to this week's funniest parenting tweeps! @MidgardMomma @FatherWithTwins @Dadmissions @ABCGP @NoDomesticDiva ow.ly/SoACZ
Here's why it doesn't bother us when our husbands avoid laundry:
Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy
490K Followers 1K Following Please take the enchiladas out of the freezer. Follow the Scary Mommy Book Club @scarymommybooks for monthly recs!
The Toy Insider @TheToyInsider
42K Followers 3K Following The Toy Insider™ is THE source for the hottest toys & gifts for kids. Follow for reviews, parenting tips, & toy company sponsored giveaways! #weknowplay
tallovision @tallovisio
67 Followers 402 Following i like tyler, the creator and some other stuff. real gang shi' as tyler would say | pronouns: he/him
Joshua Harris @JoshuaHarr89570
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BoyOHBoy @BoyOH123
133 Followers 1K Following I make stuff. If you don't like reposts then mute me. To see my post feed without reposts then search ''from:BoyOH123'' and go by latest.
tomobrin @tomobrin
210 Followers 1K Following hello hello hellooooooo he/him Member of the Midnight and Black Box Film Critics Circles
FUCKING RELEASE COYOT.. @fucketyfucfuck
74 Followers 685 Following she/they snub dm me the word yeen
thenightowllol @itzthatgirlypop
7 Followers 50 Following The Scorpio Queen ♏️🦞 & also an night owl lol 😅
officialjetix @officialjetix
4 Followers 86 Following Welcome to the Official Jetix Twitter 🔥❤️. The graphic design agency that makes brands that stand out for a price that doesn't. Jetix: Design Redesigned.
rowan 🎒 ´ˎ˗ @sakipompompurin
155 Followers 1K Following ✎ ﹏﹏﹏ rowan , infp-t (・ω・人・ω・) i'm an enjoyer of many things! (🖋️💙) rbyf ↴
C&A Productions @CAProductions33
0 Followers 38 Following Welcome back to my account my other account got banned for no reason so I Am on this one now. Follow me on Roblox and like and subscribe to ColtaveryRoblox.
The anime guy @Azumanga2542
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WARNER NEWS!! @deMon7_Gothic7_
133 Followers 717 Following aqui você ver as novidades da Cartoon network, discovery kids, cartoonito, aplicativo Cartoon, adult swin, tooncast, dc ,Max e muito mais em um so lugar!
Kate @KateTheKoyote
0 Followers 20 Following
Demonitized @DEMONITIZED_BOI
179 Followers 1K Following he/him Autistic, depressed, ADHD, developer of @demonitizedb, writes bad code at all times please SEND HELP Annoying @PastelsDarling 24/7 Mod for @Henzoid
Allison @AllisonArchiver
1K Followers 5K Following PFP by Flakops she/her, trans fox. CHANGED FANS CAN KISS MY ASS!!! Most Bleating Heart art I post is by Flakops. #CeasefireNOW
dxggykeepdxggin 🇵�.. @dxggykeepdxggin
35 Followers 171 Following I just like to have fun. That’s it. and I'm blk btw so that's that... 😀
Woke Kaard: Duke of P.. @KimKurland2
315 Followers 527 Following (They/Them. Theme Parks, Hollow Knight, UT/DR, Metroid.) 18 #1 Rouxls Kaard fan apparently (PFP by @cannibalda90466)
IsaaMation (🇵🇸) @IsaaMation
266 Followers 896 Following 21 | Voice Actor | Animator | Artist | Autistic | runs @FelixReanimate2 | Discord - IsaaMation#2002
Cartoony Julio @LundyFan_69
192 Followers 207 Following Age: 19 Sexuality: Pansexual, Trans rights! Also NSFW accounts, Pedos, and Zoophiles DNI. Nah just, nah. 🇵🇸🇵🇸 🇺🇦🇺🇦 🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇬🇨🇬#FreePalestine
Smiledude02 @smiledude02
135 Followers 313 Following 60's AATC and Looney Tunes fan | #actuallyautistic | NSFW DNI | He/Him | 13
Doc @Docfromlantz
86 Followers 311 Following
King Cold Gaming @kingcoldgaming1
297 Followers 2K Following I am who I am that’s the bottom line because I said so! LA Knight rules! Yeah! Also, Checkered Past is awesome!
Wiimill @WiimillDraws
142 Followers 728 Following A Blue Thing that Draws and Does Stupid Things Other Account @Wiimill2
Nolan @NolanTheEpic
73 Followers 653 Following Hello there, you can call me Nolan. I am a tech enthusiast, avid gamer, and passionate filmmaker. antis do not interact
Lukey Smith @LukeySmith33097
123 Followers 1K Following
Media Central UK @MCUK_Official
521 Followers 2K Following This is the official X feed for Media Central UK, Bringing Childhood To Life! Home Of Looney Tunes, Proud to support TalkingPictures TV #ReleaseCoyoteVsAcme
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50 Followers 95 Following
Borf 🐀 @Borf_epic
130 Followers 1K Following She/her | resident No-Eyed Girl | I play games and have good opinions pfp by @/JazvaSketcher
Brady @AluminumOrGlass
598 Followers 3K Following 20 • record label owner @happyfacerecs • spam on @BigEaredFreerf
Unusual storyboards @Omar690877187
13 Followers 105 Following Unusual storyboards - The name say it all!
🅒🅐🅢🅒🅐�.. @cheeziteater129
146 Followers 1K Following just some random gay person who's OBSESSED with electronics, and I'm also In my flop era😍 I'm also obsessed with trolling, girl it's LITERALLY fun.
Dylan the bi guy @Dylanthebiguy6
229 Followers 677 Following 22, male, bi, a tist tiktok - @Dylanthebiguy Instagram - @dylanrc_20 YouTube - Dylanthebiguy DMs open for any hypno sessions or rp p.s I'm taken
chocmilkdrinker alt @almondchocmilk
411 Followers 164 Following @chocmilkdrinkers alt, used to be mighty eagle parody acc
Simon Holland @simoncholland
171K Followers 1K Following My wife bought low sodium bacon and now I know what it means when someone says they love you but aren’t IN LOVE with you.
Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy
490K Followers 1K Following Please take the enchiladas out of the freezer. Follow the Scary Mommy Book Club @scarymommybooks for monthly recs!
James Breakwell, Expl.. @XplodingUnicorn
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Danny Zuker @DannyZuker
295K Followers 2K Following Exec Producer on ABC's Modern Family. So many flops. Check out my podcast https://t.co/zp3qqRUeDS
Alex Gold @alex_gold77
1K Followers 4K Following FinTech by day 🏦 Pottery by night 🪴| Proud Dog Dad to a goofy Goldendoodle 🐶 | Life is too short to be a 🫏 | Always learning, forever a student of life 📚🌱
Brian Shannon, CMT @alphatrends
303K Followers 770 Following Trader, Author, Technical Analysis Using Multiple Timeframes https://t.co/E4cQoecQva Only Price Pays! NEW BOOK Maximum Trading Gains w/⚓VWAP https://t.co/vXrOQ20xXa
9Spokes @9spokes
208K Followers 9 Following 9Spokes is an industry-leading platform transforming data into actionable insights for FIs, fintechs and their business customers.
OutSystems @OutSystems
26K Followers 2K Following We're not like regular #lowcode platforms. We're the low-code platform for the software that matters most. (Warning: Enlightened developers only.)
Cooper Hefner @cooperhefner
156K Followers 1K Following Dad • Husband • Operator • Board Director • Advisor • U.S. Airman
Millennium @DanceMillennium
121K Followers 21K Following Official Twitter of The Millennium Dance Complex, World Famous Dance Center catering to the artistic community of the greater Los Angeles area and the world !
Thomas Power @thomaspower
282K Followers 105K Following 100 Business Friends https://t.co/BvGT5aTnuF DM @WhatsApp https://t.co/8dGZKNZxYD Email [email protected] #BIP100
Bohdan Zabawskyj @bzaba
9K Followers 3K Following Serial #CTO @quandl Co-Founder @fortayapp #Leader #Advisor #companyculture #HRTech #machinelearning #AI #diversity
NickRewind @NickRewind
112K Followers 12K Following Your slime-covered Nickelodeon childhood dreams come true Streaming now on @ParamountPlus
Munro Chambers @The_Munro
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TeenNick @teennick
183K Followers 4K Following The official twitterings of https://t.co/YXo21393dx Stream your favorites now on @ParamountPlus
NickSports @NickSportsTV
4K Followers 989 Following Nickelodeon's all-access sports pass! Every Friday at 9PM on Nicktoons! Snapchat and Instagram: @NickSportsTV
Michelle Stafford @TheRealStafford
184K Followers 21 Following Just a glorified Uber driver to Natalia and Jameson ♥️ #YR https://t.co/G6zVMmHcSE
No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards
12K Followers 904 Following Author of the Screen Time column hosted by Netflix. 2021 dad blogger of the year. Seen on the NYT, WashPost, Parents, People, GMA, Today… Bestselling author.
Marie Osmond @marieosmond
237K Followers 12K Following Love God, my family, and you! 🥰💕 Co-founder of @cmnhospitals
J @J_Illunninati
10K Followers 6K Following One day I'll move somewhere Hot and open my Fruitstand/Monkey/Sloth Refuge https://t.co/hlKME06PHP
Look Before You Sit @lookb4yousit
62 Followers 317 Following Antics and antidotes from my life with men.
Mama MKDPR @PoopRainbowMama
5K Followers 2K Following Having kids creates daily laugh or cry situations. Ours are on https://t.co/mlEMukMQmz. MADS 2015 Finalist.PR friendly: [email protected]
Marl @Marlebean
40K Followers 7K Following If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
Wendy @wendykrafferty
3K Followers 1K Following Mom - RN Medic FF Army Veteran - Music/Vinyl - #AutismFamily - 🌊 - Family - ⚾ - Survivor of Things #MoreLove
AdamMKE @AdamMKE
486 Followers 494 Following
Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22
30K Followers 4K Following I type words on my home computer and then, using an internet connection, I post those words to the world wide web. Also, an Elementary School Principal.
mommaunfiltered @MommaUnfiltered
17K Followers 768 Following as the mother of a 25, 15, & 12YO I’m uniquely qualified to say kids suck at any age
Kristin @marleykristin
3K Followers 5K Following fashion and painted nails . ☕️TV and food junkie. animals, nature and volunteering. Business and social media
tracy martell @tm96
200 Followers 755 Following Grateful mom, happy wife, committed islander, sometime DIYer, passionate healthcare leader. Inspired by connectedness & collaboration. Let's do this! Together.
E.J. @misselj
2K Followers 5K Following ♋ Single mother of 3.. Creative crafter...Dog Mom 🐾💖.🌎 My circle is small and that's fine by me! 👍🏾😁 PEACE 🕊️ #ULTRAKINGDRAGON 🐉
Kim Nelson @kimnelson111
693 Followers 2K Following life has a way of slowing you down when you’re doin too much. Salt water in my blood and Ohana in my heart ❤️
Gonzales @Anicole55Rose
145 Followers 268 Following
Shalini @yestheysaidthat
305 Followers 1K Following Here's where I share the things my kids, nephews and nieces say, along with my regular misadventures.
Elisa Donovan @RedDonovan
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Cloth Diaper Geek @clothdiapergeek
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Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues
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Courtney @Discourt
6K Followers 4K Following I hate when I have sex and then I accidentally have three kids and then I can't hear anything because EVERYONE IS FUCKING YELLING!!
Emme Reynolds @TheEmmeReynolds
12K Followers 4K Following Parent/non-binary/BPD. Having conversations around identity as vulnerably as I can. Also collecting kid-drawn tattoos.
The Dadinator @dadinating
2K Followers 2K Following Father of 2. Husband. Special-Ed Teacher. Classics Buff. Theatre Tragic. Like. Abrupt. Sentences.
The ParentNormal @ParentNormal
43K Followers 36K Following Chris Cate, imperfect dad of 3. Writes comedy. Hosts Breaking Down Parenting Podcast. On funniest parent lists by @HuffPostParents @BuzzFeed @ScaryMommy, more.
Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx
148K Followers 18K Following Faith, Family, and Fitness. Former Comedian turned CEO… I love God, my wife, my kids and Baseball.
That's Parenting @ThatsParenting
39K Followers 34K Following Home on a Saturday night and in bed by 9pm??? That's Parenting
Jessica @DocWife
196 Followers 366 Following Taking care of 4 wild and crazy boys...3 kids and 1 husband. #sahm #boymom
Nicole Little - Autho.. @beez_mom
1K Followers 698 Following INVITED | ROXY BUCKLES & THE FLIGHT OF THE SPARROW | THE LOTUS FOUNTAIN | Vision Therapist | Student: Indigenous Studies | Mom & Wife | She/Her
Kait Bee @kissmecait
569 Followers 262 Following Mom. Geek. Nerdfighter. Master of sarcasm. the queen of making things awkward. Taking donations for son's future therapy bills.
Here are some of the funniest parenting tweets of the week, courtesy of @NickMom! nickmom.com/more-lols/pare…
I'm wearing this dress today,. Motivation for today's OtherMothered:The Mother-in-Law @NickMom countdown s.nickmom.com/1tp2RCI via @NickMom
Rated MA: This diaper change may be unsuitable for children under 17. It may include intense situations, crude language and indecent images.
Found out this morning that Carter has "retired" from Pokemon. That was a good use of money.
In honor of the Virgo birthdays - Other Mothered: The Invitation s.nickmom.com/12Z5AEV via @NickMom
Party on @maggiekemper @NickMom x.com/cewalts/status…
In honor of the Virgo birthdays - Other Mothered: The Invitation s.nickmom.com/12Z5AEV via @NickMom
Another video in the #OtherMothered count down to the final days of @NickMom - Reality TV s.nickmom.com/1OJP2X3 @maggiekemper
Sometimes this is what your Saturday afternoon comes down to. @HuffPostParents @BabbleEditors @NickMom
So sad to hear @NickMom will be shutting its doors. This is how our relationship started...Other Mothered:Cell Phone s.nickmom.com/17yUzZw
Thank you for all you've provided. Great things ahead for all involved, no doubt! 💓 x.com/nickmom/status…
Unlike your laundry pile, some things do come to an end. We’re sad to say NickMom will be going off air & offline at the end of the month.
@NickMom Right there with you. Thinking of going all smock.
@NickMom and thus the villagers puffed their chests with pride. Until came...the fall!
Just caught a bit of #Parenthood on @NickMom...I miss the Bravermans! Why was it cancelled!!😢😢
@nbcparenthood i miss you!! Thank you @NickMom for the reruns. #Parenthood #endedtoosoon #Istillcry #foreveryoung
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