Michael Rowe @MikeRoweShow
Writer/Producer Futurama, Family Guy, Comedy Central Roasts and many of your favorite sitcoms. CHECK OUT MY BOOK! Link below... amazon.com/Its-Funny-Thin… Living in development Hell Joined January 2011-
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I'm doing a trial run of my reel of stuff I've written (or at least what I remember writing) over the years. Does it grab anyone's attention?
So, I guess it was nice to see 1/6 list of everything Trump’s gonna get away with. Ugh.
People won’t care about global warming until they’re in a sharknado. Then maybe.
Do you think Bannon will be wearing 4 layers of prison jump suits?
You can tell Global Warming is getting bad, Bannon is only wearing 4 shirts.
Trump should know, when mob bosses go down, they go down hard. …Fingers crossed.
DeSantis running for President in ‘24 as “The Not Dumb Trump” candidate.
The Facebook of the suspected 4th shooter contained dark, disturbing messaging and videos, yet I got kicked off of Facebook for posting a Trump joke.
Ted Cruz boldly recommends that they put a single door on all major cities.
Today’s 4th mass shooting sparks plans for 24hr Mass Shooting Channel to keep up with volume of incidents to be reported.
Cassidy Hutchinson was just recounting locker room talk.
“If you believe in things you don’t understand, you suffer” - Stevie
Clarance Thomas is doing all this so that he can eventually make interracial marriage illegal as a way to escape his horrible, treasonous wife.
Will it be too late to move to Canada after democracy ends or will I still be able to get there after it happens?
‘How to Murder Your Husband’ author sentenced to life in prison. Her next book “How to Shiv Your Cellmate.”
GOP Senate calling Jan 6 hearings “theater.” Yep. And we’re all anticipating a great ending to the show.
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
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135K Followers 7K Following A Comedium. Mort on #BobsBurgers Podcast: @thought_spiral with @JElvisWeinstein https://t.co/DLxHtjMc5n #FOT he/himMike Royce @MikeRoyce
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Seeing the verdict of the Depp-Heard trial, many victims of domestic violence will likely conclude that they will be disbelieved, harassed, shamed, and ostracized if they press charges or share their experiences. nyer.cm/4zthVYw
Zelensky drinking coffee and chatting with his fellow Kyiv defenders this morning. Imagine what a moral boost it must be for these troops to have the freakin’ president literally fighting next to you. What a badass. x.com/potepsky/statu…
@MikeRoweShow I’m in the middle of your book and it’s pure joy.
It’s the end of a day I often dread, my birthday. But I have to say I am so appreciative of all the love I received today on here. Sending all that love right back to all of you tenfold. ✌️
Bye bye. All those who supported a President who was a racist, covid ignoring murderer can find jobs at My Pillow.
Late Night Scoop: Victoria Coates, former senior Trump admin official recently appointed to Middle East Broadcasting Networks, fired tonight by Biden appointees. No cause for termination given, no option to resign. Biden already betraying his own “unity agenda”
Trump’s drop in polls has confident Democrats sensing "a tsunami coming" in November wapo.st/38TAnKf
After one of the people in their dorm tested positive for Coronavirus and was taken out, Rikers staff did not clean the general areas.
It’s #InternationalWomensDay and here is 13 yr old Pamela Segall throwing down about abortion rights with my shero @goldiehawn. This was 1979? I think. And somehow we’re still not sure about whether we want to give women agency over their own bodies. Happy #InternationalWomxnsDay
Hey Kids. Just a friendly reminder; vote for my animated series in the SHORT FORM ANIMATED category. If not for me, do it for our country.
Sorry for the brag but the gang and I at Futurama have been nominated for an Emmy for our final-final episode. Yay!
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It's 8:30 a.m. daylight savings. I'm still writing 9:30 on my checks.
This is bull. He deserves top dollar. - How @TheJimmyGraham's Twitter Bio Could Cost Him $5M bleacherreport.com/articles/21005… @BleacherReport
My episode of CHOZEN is up on Monday on FX at 10:30 after ARCHER. Danny McBride and Fred Arminsen be in it. Check it for real though.