Mickey Martini 🍸🟦 @MickeyNails2
I was expelled from Catholic school. Communion wafers still burn my tongue.👅 Joined January 2023-
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Mickey Martini 🍸🟦 retweeted
#YouKnowYouNeedABreakWhen you accidentally drive all the way to work in your slippers. #TrueStory
Who plays your parents in your Biopic?
Who plays your parents in your Biopic? https://t.co/l6CDOiPZS6
My subscription for the newspaper ran out in February. I never paid to renew it but they keep delivering the paper. I wonder why the newspapers are going broke?
#Dateline I have to get my potential murderers to bed. 👋👋👋
#Dateline I'm so glad we had this time together, just a share a murder or two.
#Dateline The moral of the story is don't go dumpster diving. You don't know what you'll find.
#Dateline Did he make that noise like a cat being stepped on?
#Dateline The Shroud of Turin?
Mickey Martini 🍸🟦 retweeted
I was not ready for him to mimic the noise. #Dateline
#Dateline A few women have grabbed the first hard thing in front of them. That's the problem with John. De
#Dateline My ex wife has a huge trunk in the garage.
#Dateline Numerous women are dead and this chick is making sticky labels.
#Dateline He had to cut her legs off. It's only a 4-ft box.
#Dateline I hate when there's a smell coming from the box.
#Dateline Let's live with this murderer so we can investigate.
#Dateline Let's not drag the mob into this. It's not a family thing.
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Post a selfie from your Gallery and turn it black and white
Post a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white 🖤🤍 Let’s see them !! 🫶🏼
@MickeyNails2 Nice to know someone else has been in my shoes. 😂
@MickeyNails2 But do they really ? I don't trust any country the hate for Americans is deep.
Two! Two missing wives! Ah ah ah! #Dateline
Who plays your parents in your Biopic?
Who plays your parents in your Biopic?
#YouKnowYouNeedABreakWhen you accidentally drive all the way to work in your slippers. #TrueStory
You and ya momma was just casually living with a serial killer?? Ummm ok #Dateline
Who plays your parents in your Biopic?
Who plays your parents in your Biopic?
Fran is a walking 90s glamour shot #dateline
I’m sorry, but this, oh man 😅 #Dateline
How is this man not a character in a Tim Burton movie? 💀#Dateline
If I’m murdered, I don’t want my murderer to get immunity or plea deals in order to find my body. Just leave me where I lie. #Dateline
He ran out of wood..
Okay, I gotta ask: Why didn't he just make a longer box? 🤔 #Dateline
@MickeyNails2 I worked with a John Smith. His wife’s name was Mary. 🤷♀️
@MickeyNails2 The big question.
Yes John is a murder who killed his 2 other wives that’s for sure Side Note what kind of shampoo and conditioner is this lady using cuz wow that’s not a wig #Dateline
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