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𝖬 𝖤 𝖳 𝖠 𝖡 𝖮 𝖸 retweeted
Pete Hegseth: We need our military to be more like the Spartans! *immediately loses fight with Persia over an important chokepoint*
Trump is commemorating his defeat of democracy after its 250-year run.
We are pleased to announce that after a very long wait (over 125 years!), we are preparing to start, over the next two-week period, the excavation work necessary for the Great Triumphal Arch and Military Observation Deck, at Memorial Circle on Columbia Island between the Lincoln
@SecretaryBurgum Because we were proudly a democratic republic at a time most of those weren’t. Same reason our president lives in the White House and not a Buckingham Palace or Windsor Castle.
@GBC_Press @holybullies Wow. The bots are out in force tonight.
𝖬 𝖤 𝖳 𝖠 𝖡 𝖮 𝖸 retweeted
Antifa is a philosophy, not an organization. But if it had headquarters, it'd be Arlington National cemetery. There are 400K anti-fascists there.
𝖬 𝖤 𝖳 𝖠 𝖡 𝖮 𝖸 retweeted
There's a beautiful irony in seeing a journalist get fired for leaking to the White House.
@MikeNellis @SER1897 Basically, everyone in this story sucks. Like most stories of right-wing infighting.
@JulieRoyston3 @KansasResisters @MikeNellis …and yet you scour X looking for posts about Trump so you can publish a Homer Simpson meme. Winner.
𝖬 𝖤 𝖳 𝖠 𝖡 𝖮 𝖸 retweeted
Yeah, things have been rough for deployed troops and that's unfortunate, but our AI troops are the most well-fed in the world. The best thing is no matter how much they eat, they don't get out of shape or lose any bonus digits.
@TennesseeDx Um, “Gulf of Mexico” is the name of it since 1550. I think you forgot to reread this before posting it.
@SarahLongwell25 @Logically_JC Um, what happened to all the Republicans of the 20th century after Harding?
@TheCharlesDowns @RachelBitecofer More right-wing cancel culture, I see.
@Quadcarl Naw, I think you actually got one!
@Itsukushimi777 @JonahDispatch He started out as a country singer, but didn’t really have the talent for it and eventually drifted into public speaking and politics
𝖬 𝖤 𝖳 𝖠 𝖡 𝖮 𝖸 retweeted
What’s taking Mamdani so long to implement Sharia Law? All he’s been doing is opening parks, fixing potholes, freezing rent etc.
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