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Am I getting older or is the grocery store music getting better ? 🤔
#BREAKING "Eat those balls!" - Hundreds gather in Union Square to watch a man eat an entire jar of cheese balls! As he ran around the cheering crowd, high fiving with orange cheeseball hands, one fan asked if he'll run for president. Chesseball man said he'd go home to throw…
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Yesterday one of my students told me that whenever he runs into a teacher outside of school in he never says hi because it’ll “Damage his street cred” so I reminded him that he has no street cred cause his mom still makes his lunch
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The Texas Supreme Court blocked a county program in their state to reduce poverty. AG Ken Paxton is calling the program a "socialist experiment." So corporate welfare to enrich the ruling class is acceptable, but helping the people isn't? This is textbook fascism.
This is what American cities looked like a century ago. Everything you see here was demolished. Why? This is what happened... (thread) 🧵
Hakeem Jeffries for speaker. That’s the tweet.
Question for you Boomers and Gen-Xers and out there, have you ever seen a House of Representatives this incompetent in your life?
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7K Followers 93 FollowingFun fact: Students at dozens of American campuses protested the Russian invasion of Ukraine.
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A few people have asked why I vehemently oppose Trump. Let me make this perfectly clear. It's not about politics. I've voted for both parties. It's about me, as a patriot, rejecting a cheating, lying, racist, treasonous, fascist, and vile man who attacks the free press, and…
@MerakiMou @shillman1 I’ll have what you’re smoking.
She murdered her puppy, wrote about it, and called it worthless. This has nothing to do with politics. She’s a psychopath with a $200 haircut
I'm best man at my buddy's second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone"?
Tell me your age and something you’ve never done. I’ll start. I’m 49 and I’ve never killed a dog
Yeah I live in an overpriced shoe box but I’m a bike ride away from this.
Am I getting older or is the grocery store music getting better ? 🤔
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There was a show I wanted to start watching but I dont remember the name of it or what streaming service it was on or what it was about
My favorite WH Correspondents Dinner moment was when Bush’s people invited Colbert to provide the comedy because they didn’t realize yet that he was parody.
@ScooterCasterNY Look at how we come together in the name of cheese balls
#BREAKING "Eat those balls!" - Hundreds gather in Union Square to watch a man eat an entire jar of cheese balls! As he ran around the cheering crowd, high fiving with orange cheeseball hands, one fan asked if he'll run for president. Chesseball man said he'd go home to throw…